CONFESSION OF A LADY
I ate 3 plates of beans (which I
know I shouldn't). When I got to
my fiance's place for dinner,he
seemed excited to see me &
exclaimed delightedly Darling I
have a surprise for you tonight.
He then blindfolded me and led
me to my chair at the dinning
table. I took a seat and just as he
was about to remove my
blindfold, the telephone rang. He
made me promise not to touch
the blindfold until he returned &
went to answer the call. The
beans I had consumed was still
affecting me and the pressure
was becoming unbearable, so
while my
fiance was out of the room I
seized the opportunity, shifted
my weight to one leg and let
one go. It was not only loud, but
it smelled like a fertiliser truck
running over a skunk in front of
a garbage dump! I took my
napkin from my lap & fanned the
air around me vigorously. Then,
shifting to the other leg, I ripped
off three more. The stink was
worse than cooked cabbage.
Keeping my ears carefully tuned
to the conversation in the other
room,I went on releasing atomic
bombs like this for another few
minutes. The preasure was
indescribable. Eventually the
telephone farewells signalled the
end of my freedom, so I quickly
fanned the air a few more times
with my napkin, placed it on my
lap & folded my hands back on it
feeling very relieved and pleased
with myself. My face must have
been the picture of innocence
when my fiance returned,
apologising for taking so long.
He asked me if I had peeped
through the blindfold, and I
assured him I had not. At this
point, he removed the blindfold.
To my utmost surprise, twelve
dinner guests including his Mum
& Dad were seated around the
table, with hand holding their
noses...
If you were in her shoes, what
will you do?

*faints*

Lolzzz. Pure horror

Apologize and forget it .....afterall everyone farts and she didn't know they were there....

Lolzzz. Tufiakwa.

Hehehehehehehe.... Any of them seated there wey never mess before, make him b d 1st to carry stone stone me!!!! Wetin?? Make i no mess again

wat is the shoe size?






coz i have pretty big feet.

Poor guests!

Cant move a muscle. Can't talk or protest. Can't leave. Can't react at all but to hold their noses n mouths shut tight, desperately looking from one to another with pleading eyes that please don't go, don't make a noise while this "chic" girl goes on with her toxic, gasseous emissions.

This is a horrorcaust!

Burningstar, are you the guilty lady?

Mess get toilet ni?

Remove the shoes

Crieff:
Burningstar, are you the guilty lady?

lol , nope I'm not.

use my mouth to make sounds as if am farting

I can't even b in her shoes

hahahahaha, just disappear from there. On a more serious note, take your b.f out and tell him what happen. Then u and him must come in and apologize.

Remove the shoes!

lagmostkuit:
Remove my legs from ur damn shoes and throw dem away!

hahaha may our eyes never see this kind of shoe

tohpahz:
Lolzzz. Pure horror

What will i be doing in your shoes?? Am i a scorpion

This has got to be the only thread that put a huge laughter on my face today


advise

kill yaself