A Kenyan lawyer and animal lover proposed to
marry President Barack Obama’s first daughter
with 50 cows, 70 sheep and 30 goats.
Felix Kiprono told The Nairobian newspaper he had
been fantasizing of tying the knot with Malia
Obama since 2008, and had stayed celibate since
then. “I got interested in her in 2008. As a matter
of fact, I haven’t dated anyone since and promise
to be faithful to her. I have shared this with my
family and they are willing to help me raise the
bride price,” he said.
Obama is expected to visit Kenya in July 2015 – a
visit said to cost at least N11 billion. Kiprono plans
to seize the opportunity of the visit to meet “the
love of his life”, pleading with Obama to come with
Malia to the country.
“I am currently drafting a letter to Obama asking
him to please have Malia accompany him for this
trip. I hope the embassy will pass the letter to him.
I will hand it over to the US Ambassador with
whom we have interacted several times.”
Kiprono insists that his love for Malia is real and
has nothing to do with the US first family’s money.
“People might say I am after the family’s money,
which is not the case. My love is real.”
If his request is granted, Kiprono promises to
surprise his queen – not with champagne, but sour
milk.
“If my request is granted, I will not resort to the
cliché of popping champagne. Instead, I will
surprise her with mursik, the traditional Kalenjin
sour milk. As an indication that she is my queen, I
will tie sinendet, which is a sacred plant, around
her head.
“I will propose to her on a popular hill in Bureti
near my father’s land where leaders and warriors
are usually crowned.”
Malia was 10 years old in 2008, when Kiprono
claimed he fell in love with her – she was born in
July 1998.

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