Very Funny: BAD MARKET [ must read ]


AKPOS was hungry and went to ‘mai
shayi’ (men selling tea and bread). The
following transpired between Akpos and the
mai shayi.
AKPOS: u get loaf of bread?
ABOKI: yes
AKPOS: bring one; slice am into two and put two
sachet of butter in between.
ABOKI: happy and thanking God for bringing
customer, was just doing as he was ordered
AKPOS: u get egg?
ABOKI: yes sire
AKPOS: fry six and put am in between the bread.
ABOKI: okay sire
AKPOS: u get sadin 4 inside gongoni?
ABOKI: yes sire, everyting dey.
AKPOS: put two gongoni inside the bread.
ABOKI: okay customer (happy and doing as
he was told, in his mind he will make a lot of
money that day)
AKPOS: u don finish ? oya press the bread for
me.
ABOKI: see am sire, I don prepare am
finish.
AKPOS: . . . OYA CUT TEN NAIRA OWN FOR ME,
cos I dey hurry!

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