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Solemn Plea To President Muhammadu Buhari by Calbarian(m): 6:07am On May 30, 2015
Baba, Now That You Are There

1) Don't come-up with 36-point agenda. Just give us regular, good quality power supply and security. Others will fall in place
2) Replace petrol subsidy scam (sorry scheme) with a total revamping and upgrade of our refineries
3) Make Babatunde Raji Fashola a minister with 10 portfolios. He can handle it.
4) Baba, d number of fish in each tin of Titus sardine used to be 6 in 1999. Please do something about it.
5) Don't Use 1billion naira to Eat. No be food we say make U go Chop.
6) Jobs for graduates and Please arrest that lady that says your call credit is low please recharge!
7) Stop jumbo salary for d politicians & pay them like civil servant to discourage rogues from our politics.
8 ) Don't use all our money to buy shoes and private jets. Use ur old military boots and okada if necessary.
9) We want NTA to be clear like CNN, BBC,
Aljazeera and so on.
10) I've finally succumbed to pressures locally and internationally to decide to marry. I need help in deciding which of the agents of dyspnoea that you'd readily call daughters that I should concentrate my focus on.

Am I on point?
Re: Solemn Plea To President Muhammadu Buhari by Nobody: 6:23am On May 30, 2015
N TA can only be like CNN if its not an Hausa man heading it. Just look at their logo! Very prestine! Murray bruce brought something beta when he was NTA director but immediately Mallam enter there he changed it to that awkward logo. Do you even talk of their intro music. Param param, pampam pampara, parara parara parapampam para param pa!
Re: Solemn Plea To President Muhammadu Buhari by Pinkieblue(f): 6:27am On May 30, 2015
jcmaiah:
N TA can only be like CNN if its not an Hausa man heading it. Just look at their logo! Very prestine! Murray bruce brought something beta when he was NTA director but immediately Mallam enter there he changed it to that awkward logo. Do you even talk of their intro music. Param param, pampam pampara, parara parara parapampam para param pa!


Witch hunting NTA since 1800

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Re: Solemn Plea To President Muhammadu Buhari by VoteOutPDPJona: 6:41am On May 30, 2015
@OP ..The tenth plea caught my attention. grin If only you know the huge number eagerly scheming to hit you below the belt angry angry grin
Re: Solemn Plea To President Muhammadu Buhari by Calbarian(m): 6:55am On May 30, 2015
VoteOutPDPJona:
@OP ..The tenth plea caught my attention. grin If only you know the huge number eagerly scheming to hit you below the belt angry angry grin

Nothing good ever came easily tongue. Thanks for the heads up tho
Re: Solemn Plea To President Muhammadu Buhari by Calbarian(m): 6:58am On May 30, 2015
jcmaiah:
N TA can only be like CNN if its not an Hausa man heading it. Just look at their logo! Very prestine! Murray bruce brought something beta when he was NTA director but immediately Mallam enter there he changed it to that awkward logo. Do you even talk of their intro music. Param param, pampam pampara, parara parara parapampam para param pa!

Archaic as it may now seem, I prefer the '80's NTA opening montage sef
Re: Solemn Plea To President Muhammadu Buhari by Calbarian(m): 6:58am On May 30, 2015
Pinkieblue:



Witch hunting NTA since 1800

The great pinkieblue. . . smiley
Re: Solemn Plea To President Muhammadu Buhari by Calbarian(m): 7:01am On May 30, 2015
I just got a call from PMB's a-d-c. 1-9 will be looked into as from Monday. 10 is a no-go area. . . now I hate democracy cry
Re: Solemn Plea To President Muhammadu Buhari by Pinkieblue(f): 10:11am On May 30, 2015
Calbarian:


The great pinkieblue. . . smiley

Yes dear

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