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| Some Funny Warri Parables - By Rapmoney by Rapmoney(m): 9:25pm On May 31, 2015 |
Here are some funny Warri parables to spice you up  Warri nor dey carry last, if e too mush...abeg, make we leave story for Crown Fm  1. No matter how nyash make yanga reach, leg go still first am enter house 2. Pikin wey dey look for cry, deh nor dey push e head (deh go say na u beat am) 3. Goat know say the waka waka wey dey dis life plenty well well, na e make am wear shoes come life 4. Tortoise know say house rent cost too much, na e make am carry e own house come life 5. Snake wey say na tortoise back e wan bite, na toothache go kill am. 6. Difference dey between bathroom and baffroom. If ur soap fall for baffroom, u nor dey pick am again 7. Deh dey call names of sickness, craw-craw still dey smart dey raise hand up 8. Madam bring Rothmans, madam bring Rothmans, na e Papa Obakpororo mouth take turn exhaust pipe. 9. Na legbere (weak man) na e dey run go house go pull shirt if deh find e trouble for outside. 10. When guy man dor fvck-up, e go use shame talk say na e style be dat 11. Small pikin wey say na e papa e wan carry for shoulder (akoko), na big blokos go surffocate am 12. Oga, na im first slap me, na im first slap me...na because police never enter the matter I will post more as they come to mind... U can add urs |
| Re: Some Funny Warri Parables - By Rapmoney by Yawgawlfriend(f): 9:32pm On May 31, 2015 |
Observing.. |
| Re: Some Funny Warri Parables - By Rapmoney by Rapmoney(m): 9:33pm On May 31, 2015 |
Yawgawlfriend:Observe very well o! |
| Re: Some Funny Warri Parables - By Rapmoney by Yawgawlfriend(f): 9:38pm On May 31, 2015 |
Rapmoney:alright. |
| Re: Some Funny Warri Parables - By Rapmoney by Vikta10(m): 10:03pm On May 31, 2015 |
8. Madam bring Rothmans, madam bring Rothmans, na e Papa Obakpororo mouth take turn exhaust pipe. 11. Small pikin wey say na e papa e wan carry for shoulder (akoko), na big blokos go surffocate am LOL! gat me cracking 1 Like |
| Re: Some Funny Warri Parables - By Rapmoney by Rapmoney(m): 10:18pm On May 31, 2015 |
Vikta10:Yeah, how we roll in warfi |
| Re: Some Funny Warri Parables - By Rapmoney by Rapmoney(m): 10:34pm On May 31, 2015 |
Na wa o! 49 views, 6 comments only?  E be like say pipo for culture section nor get joy again o! Abeg, bigfrancis21, Fulaman198, odumchi, make una move am go front page or Jokes section kpa kpa! |
| Re: Some Funny Warri Parables - By Rapmoney by hpk(m): 9:06am On Jun 01, 2015 |
pikin when rush get bald head, na headache go kill am. na where ground no dey na hin two people dey drag who run pass. 1 Like |
| Re: Some Funny Warri Parables - By Rapmoney by Rapmoney(m): 10:13am On Jun 01, 2015 |
hpk:Kai! Ur head dey there I swear |
| Re: Some Funny Warri Parables - By Rapmoney by Begonia(m): 12:27pm On Jun 01, 2015 |
| They're funny but I don't understand these two. 7. Deh dey call names of sickness, craw-craw still dey smart dey raise hand up. |
| Re: Some Funny Warri Parables - By Rapmoney by pinkycute(f): 12:40pm On Jun 01, 2015 |
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| Re: Some Funny Warri Parables - By Rapmoney by Rapmoney(m): 12:44pm On Jun 01, 2015 |
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