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Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by IbileArmy(m): 10:05am On Jun 03, 2015

Sometimes when my Mom's not home, I like to go
to her garden and cover myself with dirt and
pretend I'm a carrot.

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Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by Nobody: 10:13am On Jun 03, 2015

IbileArmy:
Sometimes when my moms not home, I like to go
to her garden and cover myself with dirt and
pretend I'm a carrot.
cc : farano , Rocktation , Ishilove

My God, this is so funny. grin

ROTFL.

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Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by LaurelP(m): 10:24am On Jun 03, 2015

Op if u must smoke weed, smoke d qty ur head can carry na!

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Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by MayflowerB(f): 10:25am On Jun 03, 2015

Op are u sure u are not a carrot

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Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by Nobody: 10:44am On Jun 03, 2015

Op is high grin

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Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by sholikay(m): 10:56am On Jun 03, 2015

That name with initial "F" and "R" still dey nice, kuz them no go send you, but "I" go ban you till rapture comes.. cheesy

.. Na jzoke I dey oooo..

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Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by alberto2k(m): 11:01am On Jun 03, 2015

agarawu23:
can't stop laughing

he is still tagging the mods probably to make FP with his crap

If e make FP i go deactivate sef

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Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by agarawu23(m): 11:02am On Jun 03, 2015

alberto2k:

If e make FP i go deactivate sef

modified:-
Alberto2k , the thread is on FP o grin

you must deactivate

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Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by Jayjay0(m): 11:12am On Jun 03, 2015

Rubbish..
#threadabuse

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Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by CertifiedFreak(m): 11:31am On Jun 03, 2015

Freak, you high on carrots.

Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by kellyJames5(m): 12:29pm On Jun 03, 2015

alberto2k:
Stewpid Poor Idioramus troll

i know of a mod who can dash u [b]225yrs ban. . wait till she see this

[/b]

What!!!

Lolz...

Guy,You take style wicked oo cheesy

Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by Nobody: 12:47pm On Jun 03, 2015

i cant believe dis ish is on FP

IbileArmy:
Sometimes when my moms not home, I like to go
to her garden and cover myself with dirt and
pretend I'm a carrot.

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Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by StarryV(f): 1:19pm On Jun 03, 2015

Ok ok ok we've gotten the gist, so how can we help you?? You said 'please help me' how can we do dat? Do you want us to turn you to a real carrot?

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Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by idu1(m): 2:03pm On Jun 03, 2015

u for tie ur like legs and pretend to be mermaid too...

Simonandal

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Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by Nobody: 2:09pm On Jun 03, 2015

misssclassy:

My God, this is so funny.
ROTFL.

i didnt know you laughed?

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Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by amichaelz101(m): 2:22pm On Jun 03, 2015

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Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by xclusive43(m): 3:26pm On Jun 03, 2015

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Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by MrFlavvor(m): 3:33pm On Jun 03, 2015

another yaba leftist

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Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by Humblebloke(m): 3:35pm On Jun 03, 2015

Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by Vivly(f): 3:55pm On Jun 03, 2015

IbileArmy:
Sometimes when my moms not home, I like to go
to her garden and cover myself with dirt and
pretend I'm a carrot.
cc : farano , Rocktation , Ishilove

You're supposed to dig a hole in the ground, not cover yourself with dirt.

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Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by Vivly(f): 4:04pm On Jun 03, 2015

Sometimes when I'm home alone I put ice cubes in my mouth, blow the cold air on things and pretend I'm a refrigerator. Other times, I install a rope from my ceiling, hang on it, swivel, and pretend I'm a fan.

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Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by Ishilove: 4:30pm On Jun 03, 2015

When my mum is not home, i sit on the roof of our house, flap my wings like an eagle and pretend i am Wonder Woman.

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Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by Nobody: 4:42pm On Jun 03, 2015

Ishilove:
When my mum is not home, i sit on the roof of our house, flap my wings like an eagle and pretend i am Wonder Woman.

hehehehehe cheesy

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Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by Nobody: 4:44pm On Jun 03, 2015

When my mum is not home, i suddenly develop intergrity, put on my babariga and pretend i'm Buhari grin

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Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by Ishilove: 4:45pm On Jun 03, 2015

standd:

hehehehehe

What's your secret quirk? cheesy

Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by Nobody: 4:45pm On Jun 03, 2015

Sometimes when my mom's not at home, I enter the biggest pot, cover myself with Knorr, Ugwu leaves, dry fish, palm oil and salt and pretend I am Yam-Porridge

Cc: Ishilove, Obinoscopy, Farano, Seun undecided

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Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by Ishilove: 4:46pm On Jun 03, 2015

PervyByNature:
When my mum is not home, i suddenly develop intergrity, put on my babariga and pretend i'm Buhari

Buhahahahahaha! cheesy

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