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Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by Nobody: 8:35pm On Jun 04, 2015

IbileArmy:
Sometimes when my Mom's not home, I like to go
to her garden and cover myself with dirt and
pretend I'm a carrot.

madman

Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by Rosemary216(f): 8:36pm On Jun 04, 2015

Seriously

Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by Nobody: 8:40pm On Jun 04, 2015

adeh39:

Ehn?
Tunna
No let me disgrace u for here ooo

# Scent#

You won't dare it.... Scentmarlc won't even beg for u when I start with u.

Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by TalentManager: 8:40pm On Jun 04, 2015

TalentManager:
me and my step brother use to break into mummy fellowships house and make tea and bread we go monitor her as she steps out, she hides her key inside her ganter. This is more than 2 decades ago now,, Pls im looking for this my step brother after him mama take am, dekunle im sure you remember this PM ME lol

Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by Stillfire: 8:44pm On Jun 04, 2015

IbileArmy:
Sometimes when my Mom's not home, I like to go
to her garden and cover myself with dirt and
pretend I'm a carrot.

Buhahahaha grin

Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by Caracta(f): 8:45pm On Jun 04, 2015

Funny thread.

Many posters didn't get the joke.

Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by Nobody: 8:52pm On Jun 04, 2015

Another mental case on nairaland.

Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by Nobody: 8:55pm On Jun 04, 2015

IbileArmy:
Sometimes when my Mom's not home, I like to go
to her garden and cover myself with dirt and
pretend I'm a carrot.

_
Thief

Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by holmez(m): 8:55pm On Jun 04, 2015

IbileArmy:
Sometimes when my Mom's not home, I like to go
to her garden and cover myself with dirt and
pretend I'm a carrot.

How old are you? undecided

Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by Nobody: 8:56pm On Jun 04, 2015

Sometimes I tie my legs together and pretend I'm a merman, other times I steal copyrighted materials and pretend I'm funny.

Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by Nobody: 8:58pm On Jun 04, 2015

idu1:
u for tie ur like legs and pretend to be mermaid too...

Simonandal

Feraz:
Sometimes when my mom is not at home, I tie my legs together, put it in the reservoir and pretend that I'm a mer(man)maid...

Missing SimonAndal for stuff like these...

Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by dubylhover(m): 8:58pm On Jun 04, 2015

sometimes when my mother isnt around, i pull off all my clothes and walk naked round d house feeling like adam grin

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Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by Nobody: 9:02pm On Jun 04, 2015

StarryV:
Ok ok ok we've gotten the gist, so how can we help you?? You said 'please help me' how can we do dat? Do you want us to turn you to a real carrot?

Lols. Ur funny

Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by Joshuadon: 9:07pm On Jun 04, 2015

Thread dedicated to all psychotics cheesy

This thread is capable of curing HBP.........

when my mum is not @ home i pray or sleep cheesy

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Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by kinglekan: 9:12pm On Jun 04, 2015

adeh39:

Nawa ooo!!! That's why I always advice people to stop smoking weed and Origin......

Tunnam.ania, Scentm.arlc, Wri.stwatch, Oriji.n101 ... Kingtom, Kingle.kan..... U guys should change before you start behaving like this Op.....

I don talk my own ooo.....

#Scent#

If I slap you ehnnn!!

Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by KingTom(m): 9:21pm On Jun 04, 2015

kinglekan:
If I slap you ehnnn!!

Why you no . my name grin

Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by Nobody: 9:27pm On Jun 04, 2015

kinglekan:
If I slap you ehnnn!!

Hun

Try it and see.... ONE SLAP FROM YOU.....15 SLAPS BACK....

#SCENT#

Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by omotalkie(f): 9:36pm On Jun 04, 2015

alberto2k:

If e make FP i go deactivate sef

The topic has reached fp ooh. Hope ure planning to deactivate soon grin

Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by Nobody: 9:38pm On Jun 04, 2015

dubylhover:
sometimes when my mother isnt around, i pull off all my clothes and walk naked round d house feeling like adam

We all do this..lol cheesy

Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by bosunjohns(m): 9:40pm On Jun 04, 2015

PervyByNature:
When my mum is not home, i suddenly develop intergrity, put on my babariga and pretend i'm Buhari

Kekekeke

Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by babeface3: 9:41pm On Jun 04, 2015

I try my legs on dancing showky grin

Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by laserjet: 9:41pm On Jun 04, 2015

IbileArmy:
Sometimes when my Mom's not home, I like to go
to her garden and cover myself with dirt and
pretend I'm a carrot.

Ode lon se ee!

Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by kinglekan: 9:46pm On Jun 04, 2015

adeh39:

Hun
Try it and see.... ONE SLAP FROM YOU.....15 SLAPS BACK....

#SCENT#

U want to cry niyen!!

Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by Abbey2sam(m): 9:47pm On Jun 04, 2015

IbileArmy:
Sometimes when my Mom's not home, I like to go
to her garden and cover myself with dirt and
pretend I'm a carrot.

how old are bro

Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by kinglekan: 9:48pm On Jun 04, 2015

KingTom:
Why you no . my name

Na slip of finger.

Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by Nobody: 9:51pm On Jun 04, 2015

uyosolo:
the need for more psychiatric hospitals...i cnt imagine d numba of crazy ppl,jst a little diff btw dem nd d mad men on d street.God save dis world,am d only normal human being left

u have no sense of humour.

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Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by xtreme07(m): 9:56pm On Jun 04, 2015

misssclassy:

I am human.

really? I thought that was you in your profile. grin

Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by austin2all: 9:57pm On Jun 04, 2015

Ever tried to read comments on nairaland when you are high?
Wallaii, you go laugh taya...

Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by austin2all: 10:01pm On Jun 04, 2015

Na E-mad men full nairaland.

Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by Nobody: 10:01pm On Jun 04, 2015

MayflowerB:
Op are u sure u are not a carrot

freemadness sha

Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by Fourwinds: 10:14pm On Jun 04, 2015

IbileArmy:
Sometimes when my Mom's not home, I like to go
to her garden and cover myself with dirt and
pretend I'm a carrot.

oboy u funny oooo. I never expected this.

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