Just like women, we men do certain things privately that are exclusively known to us only. Before I go on further, I want to issue a disclaimer that the things inherent in this article is not performed or done by every man. Some men might do one or two of these things while others might have a combination of more than a few. Moreover, the ones that actually do them will hardly admit they do anyways, or will they?

Get Naked
Women are known for enjoying walking around naked when they are home alone. Well, men also enjoy this. The reason for this isn’t far fetched given the fact that being unclad gives an air of freedom.

Spend Quite Sometime In The Toilet
The reason we do this is majorly because we take our phones, tablets and sometimes laptop along with us to the toilet. This form of distraction makes time pass by and we barely even notice. That’s because we become enthralled with games, instant messaging and other social applications. Some of us use that time to scan dating sites in the hope that we can meet our life partners.

Watch Porn
We’d never admit this but we watch quite a bit of porn in private. At times, the porn is strange to us giving the fact that we stumble on it through the numerous internet pages we surf. We find ourselves in a logjam in the adult entertainment hole and we emerge later from it with a sort of unsettled and disturbed mind based on the weird things we saw. The thoughts disturb us as we wonder if we can live up to the acting we witnessed.

Talk To Our Moms
Almost every man does this! We mostly talk about the women in our lives with our mothers in the hope that they will tell us when we are in the right or wrong. Mothers will still mostly question our stories of being right when we put our women in the wrong. In all, they make us feel better no matter how terrible the situation may appear to be.

Regularly Check Up On Ex-girlfriends
We actually obsess over this up to a point. Guys do this to monitor the progress of their exes. We want to know how they are doing, if they are more successful than when they were with us or if they are now dating a guy worse off than us. In a way, we hope our exes are no longer as beautiful as when they were with us, so we can laugh and smile about the fact.

Sulk and Cry
For whatever reason it is, the society believes that men should keep the emotional outbursts to a minimum. This has put some sort of pressure on men to always appear strong no matter what the situation calls for. That is the way it is and in order not to appear weak, we would rather cry in private most of the time. Be it an emotional scene from a movie, a heart break or the loss of a loved one, we will show the world our strong side and secretly shed tears in private.

Sing At The Top Of Our Voices
The crazy part about this is that we sing out loud in croaky voice to absurd music. We do this in private in order to shield ourselves from criticisms. We do this while carrying out a variety of activities including taking our bath, cooking, cleaning or while engaging in any form of idle activity. Funny enough, we sing to music you have no idea we actually like. The songs coupled with the singing activity actually has a way of improving our moods and general outlook to life.

Miss You
We privately miss the ones we love, especially our girlfriends. We get to only truly have fabulous private moments because we know our partners understand and are always there for us.

Hmmm

Op men are not like women that goes unclad for no just reason .
Even your fresh air reason ain't enough for men to go unclad.


please correct that poo u wrote there except u meant it for mad men or gay and those people can't be real men

OP, i'm guilty of all of it except talking to my mum.

good to know

I do none.

Just soo glued to my PC and Smartphone

Tho' I never go into the toilet without My Smartphone.

The OP is a traitor!

chybykee:
I do none.

Just soo glued to my PC and Smartphone

Tho' I never go into the toilet without My Smartphone.

the best place to indulge in an extensive meditation is the toilet- I mean , a very clean one.

na jobless guys dey do those things,we are after protecting providing and love.

Op u ve forgetten self servicing nko

There is nothing new about this sh1t.

bogolobango:
Op u ve forgetten self servicing nko

We know you toto deprived niggas jack off.

So op, when you were writing this, you honestly felt your girlfriend or your wife don't know you talk to your mom or that you have or still watch porn?? Honest?? Really??


I no get wetin to tell you. The copy and paste you learnt from J.S.S.1 is still disturbing you!

Caseless:
The OP is a traitor!

Na wa o, runaway bf.

mrschima

Thesonofmark & steppin are ur friends ill call them to come nd deal with u, dnt why u re so fond of dispute thats y mr chima slapped u

dis brother betrayed us

bogolobango:
mrschima

Thesonofmark & steppin are ur friends ill call them to come nd deal with u, dnt why u re so fond of dispute thats y mr chima slapped u

Why are you calling manbishes to speak/fight for you?
Are you a weak simp?

I know you would never slap me for sure!

Masturbate...

OP u don fall my hand ........ Who paid U to do this ?

oyin17:




Na wa o, runaway bf.

runaway wetin? Check ur missed calls today.

@MrsChima u love making use of insutive nd abusive words y? My post was nt reffered to u, u jst came from no where insulting me that am a sex deprived guy which was a dirty attitude its jst because i don put my pics on my dp. Nd if u wanna see them ask ill give it to u dats when u re going realise that am nt a sex deprived guy nd i fine pass mr chima

Steppin & Thesonofmark ur attention is still needed

Dude, really?

o.p men dont cry oo. Thats not true

Now they know
Besides I don't cry

Caseless:
runaway wetin? Check ur missed calls today.

seen,na im make I love u. Watin una dey discuss here? make I go oil my engine

oyin17:





seen,na im make I love u. Watin una dey discuss here? make I go oil my engine

which engine b that?

Captainswag225:
o.p men dont cry oo. Thats not true

like 2pac said, 'even the thugs cry'.

Caseless:
like 2pac said, 'even the thugs cry'.

real men dont cry.

Caseless:
which engine b that?

You know na, girls need daddy to pet them.

oyin17:





You know na, girls need daddy to pet them.

madam, explain.

Captainswag225:
real men dont cry.

they do bro, but not in public. Tears does not in anyway depict weakness.

Caseless:
madam, explain.

go take big butt wey I choose for u