1. You see identical twins, you still dey ask 'na twins be dis'? No bros, na picmix...lol .


2. Nepa brings light and everyone in the neighborhood shouts 'up Nepaaa'! My guy ask me, O boy na light be that? No oh, Na Holy Ghost fire! Lol! .




3. You see person dey vomit, you still dey ask am 'you no well'? Em well, e juz dey practice how to vomit. .


4. You just wake up from sleep person come ask you "you don wake?" No oh, I come buy bread wey I go chop for dream. .


5. You see woman wey born new pikin u ask her "madam u don born? " No ohhhh, she buy am for OLX... .



6. You greet person "good morning ma" ! She ask, my pikin you don wake? no ohhhh, I dey sleep walk... .



7. My guy ask me "O boy where u dey?" I tell am say i dey bank, nd him ask me "Wat is happening there?" Nah new yam festival.. *LMAO* .



8. My neighbour sees me opening the gates to drive out and asks me, U dey comot? Not at all... I be the new gateman... .




9. I dey watch film… my guy enta come ask me "Guy na film u dey watch? No naa... I dey discuss with Osuofia... .


10.U see me dey chop indomie come dey ask me, O boy, na indomie u dey chop so? No ohhhh... Na fried rubber band mixed with thread. .


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You see Neymar put "o see" score goal, you still dey ask "na Goal be that".

You see Barcelona with Trophy, You still dey ask "na them win the match".??

You see Real Madrid on top their bed,they sleep..you still dey ask "they Play Final".

You see "- Valar Morghulis" under comment you still dey ask "na Holicalpha post that thing"


I Dedicate this FTC to the UEFA CHAMPIONS; FC BARCELONA.


- Valar Morghulis

And this made fp

hmmmm,, fp o!!!

Dis? Frontpage? Really?

What are those?

A

[size=18pt]How many times will this kind thread on same topic make front page?[/size]

https://www.nairaland.com/1158503/how-answer-some-funny-questions

https://www.nairaland.com/2360627/20-silly-questions-people-ask

https://www.nairaland.com/2306111/funny-questions-people-ask

Etc

Aunty philo; Sam Sam... Is this you?

Sam: No o aunty philo... Its my shadow.

Aunty philo; What re you doing in the toilet?

Sam: cooking #straightfaced

Na wA

The 8 & 10 killed it

My guy be like "you don wake " no i dey learn how to open eye for dream

Person go see with towel inside bathroom, dem go come dey ask 'You dey bath'?..... No na baptism i dey do.

Hahahahah!

elohorayodele:
Na wA

And Juve lost

Hahaha

Person come your house, you dey ask na your face be that? No, no be my face, na mask.

Gombs:
How many times will this kind thread on same topic make front page?

make yours too make u gain front page na..

dry

Clears throat

I dedicate this space to Cristiano Ronaldo cuz I'm happy messi didn't scoscore

Cool

4. You just wake up from sleep person come ask you "you don wake?" No oh, I come buy bread wey I go chop for dream. .

#
this one got me

Really

McEwen:
And Juve lost

Don't tell me in your dream land you expected them to beat almighty barca?

You saw a thread on frontpage, and u still dey ask, N DIS MAKE FP? Nooo na backyard yard.

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You saw a thread on frontpage u still dey ask, how many times will dis make frontpage? Na, 1 million UNGANTABLE time.

Na wa, Nigerians sabi ask funny questions sha