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Will Muslim Men Use A Physical Or Spiritual Joystick In Paradise? by Medicis(m): 2:01am On Jun 12, 2015
The Islamic Utopia presents a beguiling theory of carnal gratification catering to the secret desires of men to have sex with willing young girls. Muhammad held that sexual urges do not perish with death.

When Muslim men die, they will be resurrected in paradise where they will enjoy erotic pleasures of many flavors. Many of you may ask, "How many virgins do Muslim women get in Paradise?” Well, the answer is this. They do not get any virgins. Muhammad believed that women do not have the same sexual urges as men do. Therefore, women can only have sex with their husbands in paradise. Husbands get to have sex with both their wives and Houris.

In order to understand the nature of sex in the Islamic utopia, one must understand the nature of Islam’s sex slave – the Houri. Houris are young, nymph girls who were created for one purpose and one purpose only. They exist to be sexual servants to muslem men like. When he tells them to bend over – they must bend over. When he tells them to open wide – they must open wide.

The life of a houri is a submissive one. Just as Muslims must submit to Allah, in paradise the houri must submit to her husband-master. The houris are magical virgin creatures that cannot say no to their master-husband. Contrary to popular belief houris are available not only to martyrs but to all Muslim men that go to paradise. They do not have the mental capacity to choose what they will and will not do with their bodies. Allah created houris to serve the Muslim men; therefore, they do not know a world outside this sexual servitude. They must allow master to penetrate them whenever he wants. They must smile and enjoy it, because the houris do not have the mental faculties to choose otherwise.

There are several Hadiths that discuss in candid detail about the nature of Islam’s virtuous booty-call robot girls, these Hadiths are Hadith Muslim , Hadith Bukhari, Hadith Al Timidhi and Hadith Ibn Maja. We have chosen to include only the Hadiths that are widely accepted by Muslim people. In these Hadiths Muhammad gave all the believers a choice between an open sex market where there will be no limit to the number of sexual partners they can have. Women are put on display like a brothel. Men get to chose which one they will have sex with.

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Hozrot Ali (r.a) narrated that the Apostle of Allah said, "There is in paradise an open market wherein there will be no buying or selling, but will consist of men and women. When a man desires a beauty, at once he will have intercourse with them as desired.”

Hadith:  Al Hadiths, Vol. 4, Page-172, No.34:

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According to numerous Hadiths and the Quran, a houri is a whitish virgin, beautiful with a tight transparent body. One of the many curious things about the Quran and Hadiths, is that they go into great detail about the exact nature of Houris. These sources explain exactly what Houris look like, how they sit, how they behave, what their breasts look like and whether or not they even have any pubic hair. The Quran and Hadiths also explain, in great detail that Houris do not menstruate or secrete any unpleasant vaginal odors. Please read the Hadith listen below as an example. The Quran and Hadiths succeed at giving Muslim men a very clear picture about what they will get from the Islamic sex slave in paradise.

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A houri is a most beautiful young woman with a transparent body. The marrow of her bones is visible like the interior lines of pearls and rubies. She looks like red wine in a white glass.  She is of white color, and free from the routine physical disabilities of an ordinary woman such as menstruation, menopause, urinal and offal discharge, child bearing and the related pollution.  A houri is a girl of tender age, having large breasts, which are round (pointed), and not inclined to dangle.

TIRMZI, volume two (p 35-40):

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The Doctrine also illustrates that only females with fair complexion and wide eyes may be a Houri. Black women can never be a houri. If you find this to be a little racist, I would have to agree with you. Black women are just as beautiful as white women are. Apparently, Muslims do not agree because they want all their sex slaves in paradise to be white. Her skin is so fair that it is nearly transparent. The Caucasian houri will gaze innocently upon her master-husband, the whites of her eyes will glow, the dark irises stand out. She will sit bashfully as chaste as the sheltered eggs of ostriches. Neither man nor jinn have touched her body.  A houri is young, yet with developed high pointed breasts for the enjoyment of her husband-master. The only hair on her body is on her head and eyebrows; the houri has a permanent Brazilian wax. A houri does not suffer any of the disabilities of ordinary women, they do not urinate, menstruate, have any vaginal discharge, womanly odors or other female related pollutions. A houri will not become pregnant; therefore, there is no need to wear a condom in paradise. She will never look at any man other than her master-husband. She will never desire another man; Allah has formed her brain so that she does not have the ability to think of anyone or anything other than Allah or her master-husband. A houri knows the meaning of physical love and has the ability to put it into practice repeatedly – for eternity.

Do you need Sources From the Quran? In Islamic brothel women have no choice; they must have sex with any man that selects them. For women, this sounds more like hell than heaven. Yet much of the supporting evidence for the existence of Islam’ booty-call robot girls come directly from the Quran itself.

Quran-(52:17-20): "They will recline (with ease) on thrones arranged in ranks. And We shall marry them to Huris (fair females) with wide lovely eyes.” "There they shall pass from hand to hand a (wine) cup, free from any Laghw….”
Quran: (37:40-48): …they will sit with bashful, dark-eyed virgins, as chaste as the sheltered eggs of ostriches.
Quran: (44:51-55): Yes and we shall wed them to dark-eyed houris (beautiful virgins).
Quran: (55:56-57): In them will be bashful virgins neither man nor Jinn will have touched before. Then which of the favours of your Lord will you deny?
Quran-(55:72): "Hur (beautiful, fair females) guarded in pavilions;”
Quran: (78:31-32): "As for the righteous, they surely triumph. Their gardens and vineyards and high-bosomed (pointed breast) virgins for companions, truly overflowing cup”
Quran-(78: 33-34): "And young full-breasted (mature) maidens of equal age, and a full cup of wine.”
Quran-(55:57-58): "Then which of the blessings of your lord will you both (jinn and men) deny? (In beauty) they are like rubies and coral”.
Quran-(56:34-37): " …we created the houris and made them virgins, loving companions for those on the right hand….”
Quran-(55:70-77): " In each there shall be virgins chaste and fair….dark eyed virgins sheltered in their tents whom neither man or Jinn have touched before…”
Quran-56:22: "And (there will be) Huris with wide, lovely eyes (as wives for the pious)”
Quran-(56: 35-36): "Verily , We have created them (maidens) of special creation. And made them Virgins.”
Quran- (55:56): "Wherein both will be Qasirat-ut-Tarf (chaste females restraining their glances, desiring none except their husband) with whom no man or jinni has had tamth before them.”
Quran: (2:25): "And give glad tidings to those who believe and do righteous good deeds, that for them will be Gardens under which rivers flow (Paradise)……… .and they will be given these things in resemblance (i.e., in the same form but different in taste) and they shall have therein Azwajun Muhtahharatun (purified mates and wives) and that they will have abide therein forever”.
Quransad47:15): "The description of Paradise which the Muttaqun have been promised (is that) in it are rivers of water the taste and smell of which are not changed, rivers of milk of which the taste never changes, rivers of wine delicious to those who drink, and rivers of clarified honey………. ”Houri. Can my muslim brothers tell me where they"ll get the joystick they'll use in paradise from cos when a man dies, he is buried with his physical joystick(P€NIS)??

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Re: Will Muslim Men Use A Physical Or Spiritual Joystick In Paradise? by Proffdada: 3:05am On Jun 12, 2015
Houri sounds like a blowup doll

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Re: Will Muslim Men Use A Physical Or Spiritual Joystick In Paradise? by vooks: 6:41am On Jun 12, 2015
What is the reward for female mujahideen/ suicide bombers?

Wait......they become lesbians pun death and enjoy houris as well
Re: Will Muslim Men Use A Physical Or Spiritual Joystick In Paradise? by Nobody: 7:41am On Jun 12, 2015
why this xtian obsession with virgins.we will be in our physical bodies in paradise.
Re: Will Muslim Men Use A Physical Or Spiritual Joystick In Paradise? by Crispels(m): 7:56am On Jun 12, 2015
Cc Nobody
Re: Will Muslim Men Use A Physical Or Spiritual Joystick In Paradise? by parisbookaddict(f): 8:49am On Jun 12, 2015
Some hadiths say the muslim man's genit.alia will be perpetually erect to deflower virgin after virgin. .

That is what Muslims look forward to in death. ..mohammed's sex addiction influenced Islam

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Re: Will Muslim Men Use A Physical Or Spiritual Joystick In Paradise? by Nobody: 9:10am On Jun 12, 2015
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Re: Will Muslim Men Use A Physical Or Spiritual Joystick In Paradise? by malvisguy212: 9:20am On Jun 12, 2015
Op. Muslims don't know the answer to your question so expect insult from them.

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Re: Will Muslim Men Use A Physical Or Spiritual Joystick In Paradise? by Youngsage: 10:57am On Jun 12, 2015
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Re: Will Muslim Men Use A Physical Or Spiritual Joystick In Paradise? by parisbookaddict(f): 11:39am On Jun 12, 2015
Youngsage:
ifeann

Banned
Re: Will Muslim Men Use A Physical Or Spiritual Joystick In Paradise? by jcross19: 1:26pm On Jun 12, 2015
Its seem that qoran and hadith are manuals for terrorism and prostitution.

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Re: Will Muslim Men Use A Physical Or Spiritual Joystick In Paradise? by Youngsage: 4:07pm On Jun 12, 2015
parisbookaddict:

Banned
oh why? too bad...
Re: Will Muslim Men Use A Physical Or Spiritual Joystick In Paradise? by Medicis(m): 2:35pm On Nov 03, 2015
crusadistic:
why this xtian obsession with virgins.we will be in our physical bodies in paradise.
Nope! Your physical body will be in the grave. Guess mohammed took his joystick with him to paradise when he died. grin grin grin

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Re: Will Muslim Men Use A Physical Or Spiritual Joystick In Paradise? by vooks: 3:04pm On Nov 03, 2015
And what is the reward for single women in their utopia?
Re: Will Muslim Men Use A Physical Or Spiritual Joystick In Paradise? by Nobody: 6:08pm On Nov 03, 2015
vooks:
And what is the reward for single women in their utopia?
A huge solid dick that will never bend. A Muslim cleric said this.

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Re: Will Muslim Men Use A Physical Or Spiritual Joystick In Paradise? by vooks: 6:17pm On Nov 03, 2015
Pyrrho:
A huge solid dick that will never bend. A Muslim cleric said this.

Gerrout!!!! grin grin
Re: Will Muslim Men Use A Physical Or Spiritual Joystick In Paradise? by Jessicha(f): 6:49pm On Nov 03, 2015
Y'all are confused , am wondering if the so - called christians immortal souls will have its own male and female organs .


Crazy doctrines .
Re: Will Muslim Men Use A Physical Or Spiritual Joystick In Paradise? by Anas09: 7:02pm On Nov 03, 2015
@jesicha
What's your point? You are JW and don't believe in after life, so clear out.

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Re: Will Muslim Men Use A Physical Or Spiritual Joystick In Paradise? by Medicis(m): 7:53pm On Nov 03, 2015
Pyrrho:
A huge solid dick that will never bend. A Muslim cleric said this.
shocked shocked shocked
Re: Will Muslim Men Use A Physical Or Spiritual Joystick In Paradise? by Nobody: 8:06pm On Nov 03, 2015
vooks:


Gerrout!!!! grin grin
I'm damn serious

Check the link below

www.nairaland.com/2518968/video-terrorist-women-man-joystick

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Re: Will Muslim Men Use A Physical Or Spiritual Joystick In Paradise? by vooks: 8:25pm On Nov 03, 2015
Pyrrho:
I'm damn serious

Check the link below

www.nairaland.com/2518968/video-terrorist-women-man-joystick
So men get whole beings while women get organs fastened to a stake?
Allah is a ret@rd

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Re: Will Muslim Men Use A Physical Or Spiritual Joystick In Paradise? by Nobody: 8:34pm On Nov 03, 2015
vooks:

So men get whole beings while women get organs fastened to a stake?
Allah is a ret@rd
Its a man with dick, but only the Big Dick was emphasized.


How can one possibly believe these craps?

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Re: Will Muslim Men Use A Physical Or Spiritual Joystick In Paradise? by adullam210: 9:32pm On Nov 03, 2015
No sane man will believe this heaven, only a perverted soul can trust these promises. Yet, people get themselves blown up to get 72 virgins.

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Re: Will Muslim Men Use A Physical Or Spiritual Joystick In Paradise? by plappville(f): 9:47pm On Nov 03, 2015
parisbookaddict:
Some hadiths say the muslim man's genit.alia will be perpetually erect to deflower virgin after virgin. .

That is what Muslims look forward to in death. ..mohammed's sex addiction influenced Islam

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

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Re: Will Muslim Men Use A Physical Or Spiritual Joystick In Paradise? by plappville(f): 9:48pm On Nov 03, 2015
Pyrrho:
A huge solid dick that will never bend. A Muslim cleric said this.

shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
Re: Will Muslim Men Use A Physical Or Spiritual Joystick In Paradise? by Medicis(m): 11:30pm On Nov 11, 2015
With 72 virgins in paradise, when will you even have time to worship allah??

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Re: Will Muslim Men Use A Physical Or Spiritual Joystick In Paradise? by Medicis(m): 3:32am On Nov 30, 2015
Medicis:
Nope! Your physical body will be in the grave. Guess mohammed took his joystick with him to paradise when he died. grin grin grin
grin grin

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