Chaiii, Nigerians no go kill person. A school brought there questions for their school’s mock test exam to be typed and you can’t believe what the questions were. I was surprised when I saw the questions. And the mock exam had been written yesterday Friday 12/06/2015. Here is the funny image of the hilarious questions given to their students to answer…




and incase you can't see the images very well, here are the typed questions.... below..
1 Nigeria has many states ………… ?(a) 30 (b) 26 (c) 36 (d) 32
2 Who is Ben bruce lee……..? (a) A Nigerian senator (b) Bruce lee’s younger brother (c) A man that fell down from the sky (d) A notorious arm robber.
3 Former President Jonathan is popularly referred to as ………?(a) GEJ (b) Goodluck Ebele Jonathan (c) Clueless (d) Badluck
4 Another name given to President Buhari by Nigerian Youths is…….…? (a) Baba One chance (b) Sai Baba (c) GMB (D) Boo hari
5 Who is Dino Melaye ? (a) A woman beater and womanizer (b) A Nigerian senator (c) a notorious thief and criminal (c) An abortion specialist. (d) A popular Nigerian ritualist.
6 Tinubu is popularly know as? (a) Jagaban (b) Bola Ahmed Tinubu (BAT) (c)Frog eye (d) Drug baron.
7 Who among these is a terrorist? (a) Patrick sawyer (b) Abubakar shekau (c) APC (d) PDP
8 Adams Oshohmole’s wedding was done in -------? (a) Canaan of Galilee (b) Zoo
(c) Bush (d)Auchi
9 Sambisa forest is found in ………? (a)Aso rock (b) Hausa Community in Lagos (c) Borno state (d)Yoruba community in Enugu.
10 Who is the Governor of Delta state? (a) Chief Ifeanyi Arthur Okowa (b)Sen. Ifeanyi Bozz Okowa (c) Emmanuel Udaghan (d) James Ibori.
11 Vice President Osinbajo Is Known as ? (a) A mere commissioner (b) Dictator (c) Rccg Pastor (d) Is a man of God


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Mr op, funny as this seems....
am quite sure you made this up or perhaps sum1 close 2 yu diddid ....

This thread should be In the jokes section

Noooo

Make him just resign, work don tire am

abeg free us wit all dis mumu questions

You made that up Mr.... no sane person would take that to a school and no sane person would believe the gullible lie.next!

This must be exam question from a school in South South region

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Certainly, Zimbabwe is going through a period of deep currency crisis. President Robert Mugabe has approved that before end of September 2015, the worthless national currency be thrown away completely.

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@OP, The question is meant for people lik you.

3,4 and 11 tho

Hahhahahaha..funny school..

Didnt see anytin funny in it

Behira:
Didnt see anytin funny in it

this ur navel

umuokoro otuocha Amuoji ike-saram bara comprehensive breazst sucking school...Enugu, Lagos state

And he'll still get his salary

I wont be surprised that such a teacher is owed 6months salary....loool

Question 8 hard o

I go shade b and c together

These questions are difficult to answer oo cos some questions have two or more answers to b correct

Op u r talented comedian