Akpos gets home early from work and
hears strange noises coming from the
bedroom.
He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked
on the bed, sweating and panting.
“What’s up?” he says.
“I’m having a heart attack,” cries the
woman.
He rushes downstairs to grab the phone
for ambulance, but just as he’s calling,
his 4-year-old son comes up and says,
“Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Fred is hiding in
your closet and he got no clothes on!
”
Akpos slams the phone down and storms
upstairs into the bedroom, past his
screaming wife, and rips open the
wardrobe door.
Sure enough, there is his brother, totally
naked, covering on the closet floor.
“You idiot!” Akpos says, “My wife is
having a heart attack and you’re running
around naked scaring the kids!”

lol