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Joke Of The Day by multikolour(m): 4:20pm On Jun 16, 2015
LAUGH IT OFF
My wife and I were having a
serious quarrel when I said to her…
“pack your things and …..”
At that point, her phone rang, so I
had to stop for her to receive the
call.
It was her dad. The phone was
on speaker so I could hear what
he was saying.
After the usual pleasantries
between father and daughter, he
said:
“my daughter, I have transferred
$1,000,000 into your account,
give your husband $500,000 out
of it, and you can have the other
half.”
After the good-byes, the call
ended, and she turned to me:
“you said I should pack my things
and do what?”
“I SAID PACK YOUR THINGS AND
GIVE THEM TO ME TO WASH.”
Re: Joke Of The Day by rawtouch: 5:10pm On Jun 16, 2015
You could have burnt yourself if you completed the statement...
Re: Joke Of The Day by Lasgidy1(m): 8:07pm On Jun 16, 2015
grin
Re: Joke Of The Day by multikolour(m): 8:08pm On Jun 16, 2015
rawtouch:
You could have burnt yourself if you completed the statement...
God save I did not complete the statement.

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