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Funny Response From Kids But True by Chillext(m): 7:22pm On Jun 18, 2015
Teacher: How old is your father?
Kid: He is 6 years.
Teacher: What? How is this possible?
Kid: He became father only when I was born.
Logic!!
. This kid is from IIN! !
Children Are Quick and Always Speak Their
Minds
_______________________________
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North
America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered
America ?
CLASS: Maria.
_______________________________
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math
multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using the
tables.
_______________________________
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me
how I spell it.
(I Love this child)
_______________________________
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula
for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
_______________________________
TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we
have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
_______________________________
TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than
you are.
_______________________________
TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting
with ' I. '
MILLIE: I is...
TEACHER: No, Millie...... always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the
alphabet'
_______________________________
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped
down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted
it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father
didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his
hand......
_______________________________
TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you
say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a
good cook.
______________________________
TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog'
is exactly the same as your brother's.. Did you
copy his?
CLYDE : No sir, It's the same dog.
(I want to adopt this kid!!!)
____________________________
TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person
who keeps on talking when people are no
longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
_______________________________

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Re: Funny Response From Kids But True by Nobody: 7:24pm On Jun 18, 2015
funny but true!
Re: Funny Response From Kids But True by Nobody: 7:30pm On Jun 18, 2015
Very Funny...kids are gr8.
Re: Funny Response From Kids But True by Auxillary(m): 7:38pm On Jun 18, 2015
laff wan kill me

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