TYPES OF SLAP
There are 6 major types of slaps, they are:
1)TAKE AWAY SLAP: This is a situation where
someone gives you a dirty slap and all you do is
hold your face and walk away, this kind is
normally received by newly born again Christians.
2)RESOUNDING SLAP: This is when after you're
hit, u keep hearing some funny sound in your
brain like wiiiiiiiiiii, and voices on your head
singing skelewu.
3) FORMATTING SLAP: This is the type that
makes someone forget instantly what he or she
was doing, you find yourself asking questions like
" what did I do?" " who slap me? This type is very
common, it is a slap from guys who re stronger
than you.
4) EXPLANATION SLAP: When someone gives you
this kind, you find yourself explaining the
situation to the nearest person out of your own
accord. E.g.. Bros, sheebi you been dey watch? I
been no do anything o, I just dey pass na. This is
a slap from soldiers that have missed promotion
for a long time.
5) FIXED DEPOSIT SLAP: When you receive this
kind, all you do is just stand right where you are
and watch the person walk away. This slap is
from elder brothers.
6)RHETORICAL SLAP: The moment you download
this slap u start asking questions that don't need
reply " Mark, you slap me?.."
There is no doubt that in our lives' experience we
have received one or more of these slaps, lol!�
Which one have u ever received? Talk true o.

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Mosquito slap.

the kind slap my mum dey give me no dey here o

that slap wey go make your eyes dey see stars , you go think say day don dark but na still morning

just rolling here... Lol Really nice and funny