This is a craze thread.

The story most probably will not end.

The updates will most probably be crazy and might not make any atom of sense whatsoever.

Anyone can continue the story. Anyone at all.

Only I can end the tale cos it's my thread.

Let's see how far we can go!

Once upon a time.

Emeka sat at the door of his house looking out into the horizon. Today had been Incredibly boring. He listened intently for any sign of noise coming from inside the house. He knew Eye would sleep soundly for the next few hours. The load of pounded yam and egusi she had swallowed was enough to feed ten able bodied men. He squirmed in disgust as he heard his sister's loud snoring coming from the parlour. How she managed to have a boyfriend with her disgusting behaviour was quite beyond him.

Carried double seater, duve (of course the weather is cold) & hot chocolate, lets begin

As he watched, a figure appeared in the distance. As it approached Emeka was enthralled at the curves on this feminine beauty. Indeed she became more recognisable as she approached the house. It was Eye's best friend Bisi who lived down the street. Bisi came up to him and stretched out her hand, a beautiful smile pasted on her face.

"Hi." She exclaimed.

Emeka swallowed. He was always tongue tied whenever bisi was in the immediate vicinity. His hormones surged as her hand entered his and for a moment he forgot her name.

"hello b.... B. " He gasped. " How are you? "

" Fine thanks!" Bisi replied. "Is Eye at home?"

"she's sleeping in the parlour. " he replied. And then feeling more confident he added " She snores like a pig! " and burst into laughter.


Bisi didn't laugh. The smile left her face immediately.

"That's not a nice thing to say about your own sister." She retorted.

"I'm sorry. " Emeka replied immediately and stood up. " She snores like me so I didn't really mean any harm... "

" So you snore? " Bisi contorted her face into a grimace. " eeeeech. Please try and stop, a lot of girls will run from you if they find that out. Please let me see my main girl abeg. "

Emeka grunted and let her in, waited until she was out of sight, then proceeded to bang his head repeatedly on the wall.

Next update is by humbledbygrace

Royver:
Next update is by humbledbygrace

eish

HumbledbYGrace:
eish

Eisher
How many minutes do we give u?

Repogirl welcome!
Hands her a bottle of chilled malt, a pen and paper.
Get ready

Royver:

Eisher
How many minutes do we give u?

Repogirl welcome!
Hands her a bottle of chilled malt, a pen and paper.
Get ready

its winter here and I've got frost bite fingers, can I take a rain check?

Crosses n uncrosses legs
Who say I no go see this one
No time yet I de waka come back

Royver:

Eisher
How many minutes do we give u?

Repogirl welcome!
Hands her a bottle of chilled malt, a pen and paper.
Get ready

lool, am just watching from the sidelines.....for now.

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Here jare. .Sir Roy I've raced back .

make all of u shift o,i wan sit

Present sir......My Royver is back

Sat down

Emperortj93:
Sat down

sat down

I just dey pass oh, make una no call my name oh.

In fact make I run.

Runs out shaperly...

labaski:
sat down

shift jor
ur backside done carry all the space finish

I'm not missing it for anything .

Emperortj93:
shift jor
ur backside done carry all the space finish

"she snores like a pig"

Someone should take the next installment biko.

labaski:

lol
oya adjust small nah

UjSizzle:
"she snores like a pig"

Someone should take the next installment biko.

if u take am they go beat u?

wow... Nobody has taken the post of writing anything...

Next update...
'chai', he muttered as he went back to where he was sitting and wished Eye would want to discuss whatever she wants to discuss with Bisi outside, so that he can watch her.

He must have been so lost in his thought that he could not point to the beginning of the quarrel between Bisi and Eye, but Bisi stormed outside, and Eye was shouting something at her.

Emeka rose from his sitting position, and watched Bisi with awe, making sure she did not catch him watching her.

‘What’s there?’ Eye came out, and eyed Bisi,’ tell me what’s in such little thing that you can’t do it? Is it that you are too big or wetin sef?’

‘Eye, I don’t have time for you and for such rubbish’, Bisi replied and walked out of the compound.

‘What’s happening?’ Emeka managed to ask when Bisi finally caught him looking at her,’ Bisi come now, what’s happening tell me’.

‘Ask your sister?’ Bisi called as she cat-walked out of the compound. Emeka was angry; Eye had just sent his crush away with her foolishness.
‘Mumu… Go…’ Eye shouted and rushed back into the parlour, banging the door behind her, making Emeka shift back because of the noise.

‘Eye…’ Emeka shouted as he stomped into the room, with hope that he would have a reason to slap Eye at last.

next update please

Typing.

HumbledbYGrace:

Madam don't cry. Person don bail you
Nice one royver and divepen!

Note: Though I'm not a writer, yet, I want to be one, hence why I did this. So don't be ready for a perfect episode like Sir Divepen's.
Thanks.

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"Nothing!" Eye responded sharply.
"What the hell do you mean by nothing?" Emeka repeated, his eyes bloodshot with anger. He had gotten even more irked with Eye's defiance and was casting his gaze to-fro, canvassing for what he would hurtle at her. The three seetee laid heavily on the marbled floor- that would be too arduos to handle; the center table radiated glowly- no! That would be too expensive to throw, too; the two pieces of wooden stool flanking the seemingly fagged seetee seemed ideal- but no, it would kill her. He squeezed his hands tight and his face magically seemed analogous to an injured Lion's. The situation was balking.

"And I said, nothing!" Eye reiterated. And before Emeka would pester her further, she stomped into her bedroom and slammed the alloy door after her.

Emeka sank down on the seetee in frustration. He was getting annoyed for no reason he could dilineate. Slowly he stood up and ambled with bated breath across the room. He knew he was reasoning gibberishly. He took in a deep breath and went in the bathroom.
He knew he wasn't supposed to run amok over a mere storm in the tea cup.


He walked out some minutes later. He felt much better, then. A naughty time out with Joy would do him well.