.....CONFESSION OF A LADY
"I ate 3 plates of beans (which I know I
shouldn't).
When I got to my fiancee's place for dinner,he
seemed excited to see me and exclaimed
delightedly Darling I have a surprise for you)
tonight. He then blindfolded me and led me to
my chair at the dinning table. I took a seat and
just as he was about to
remove my blindfold, the telephone rang. He
made me promise not to touch the blindfold
until
he
returned and went to answer the call. The
beans
I had consumed was still affecting me and the
pressure was becoming unbearable, so while
my
husband was out of the room I seized the
opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and
let
one
go. It was not only loud, but it smelled like a
fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of a
garbage dump! I took my napkin from my lap
and
fanned the air around me vigorously. Then,
shifting to the other leg, I ripped off three more.
The stink was worse than cooked
cabbage. Keeping my ears carefully tuned to
the
conversation in the other room,I went on
releasing atomic bombs like this for another few
minutes. The preasure was
indescribable! Eventually the telephone
farewells
signalled the end of my freedom, so I quickly
fanned the air a few more times with my
napkin,
placed it on my lap and folded my hands back
on
it feeling very relieved and pleased with myself.
My face must have been the picture of
innocence when my husband returned,
apologising for taking so long. He asked me if I
had peeped through the blindfold, and I assured
him I had not. At this point, he removed the
blindfold. To my utmost surprise, twelve dinner
guests including his Mum and Dad were seated
around the table, with hand holding their
noses.....If you were in her shoes, what will you
do?

Just apologise

Run out of the dining room.

how many times will i read this on social networkS