Two Christian missionaries, David and
Michael, were lost in a scorching desert,
dying of thirst and hunger when at last they
saw a Mosque upfront. David said:
“Michael,
let’s pretend we are Muslims. Otherwise,
we
will not get any food or water and we will
die.
My name will be Ahmed. What will be your
name?” Michael refused to change his
name.
When both of them reached the Mosque,
the
Imam received them well and asked their
names. David: “My name is Ahmed.”
Michael:
“My name is Michael.” The Imam turned to
his helpers and said: “Please bring food
and
water for Michael.” Then he turned to David
and said:“Brother Ahmed, Ramadan
Mubarak... DAVID FAINTED