EfemenaXY:


That's very oxymoron-ish.

How can a man chill and yet raise great kids?

Chill - enjoy life to the fullest.

Raise great kids - educate them about what life is about when he needs to, by using stringent tried/tested methods a la bootcamp-esque style.

SirShymexx:


A leopard can't change its spots - the melanin and excessive testosterone in black women are responsible for the anger.

ABW syndrome is incurable, no matter how you spin it.

Lol! Shymexx!!

We aren't angry. We just ain't nobody's pushover.

SirShymexx:


A leopard can't change its spots - the melanin and excessive testosterone in black women are responsible for the anger.

ABW syndrome is incurable, no matter how you spin it.

You know no one can ever convince you!
Women see things differently, as endangered species in NIGERIAN SATAN-FORSAKEN marriages!

You be WOMAN?
How you go know?

EfemenaXY:


Be honest.

Would you be that strict with your own kids when the time comes? I bet you'll be a softie, Shymexx.

Lol. I love kids and if I were judge based on how I treat my younger ones - ditto my nieces and nephews - perhaps I'd be easy on them. Then again, I do have my periods when I go nuts and I'll smack anyone if I need to. So I won't bet on that.

However, I'd raise them to be super-tough though.

EfemenaXY:


Lol! Shymexx!!

We aren't angry. We just ain't nobody's pushover.

But you lot take it too far.

I love my black women and all the goodies they secrete.

But damn!- you lot are a pain in the arse.

SirShymexx:


Chill - enjoy life to the fullest.

Raise great kids - educate them about what life is about when he needs to, by using stringent tried/tested methods a la bootcamp-esque style.

So basically, the dad gets the time of his life raising his kids bootcamp style?

Come oh, are you for or against corporal punishment? You know, the kneel-down-pick-pin.....froggy jumping while balancing a coke bottle atop one's head...or being asked to go pluck the cain that would be used in flogging your bottom.

Angry Black women>

Hmm did you just say that....

KanwuliaJara:

You know no one can ever convince you!
Women see things differently, as endangered species in NIGERIAN SATAN-FORSAKEN marriages!

You be WOMAN?
How you go know?

Shyte, everyone is endangered - didn't you hear that a comet is going to strike the planet soon?

They need to chill and play their position devoid of being belligerent.

SirShymexx:


But you lot take it too far.

I love my black women and all the goodies they secrete.

But damn!- you lot are a pain in the arse.

Aren't we just so? But you wouldn't have us any other way. i.e: cowering under the staircase when we hear your engine revving in the drive way, or on hearing your keys turn in the lock. That's very Caucasian-ish.

EfemenaXY:


So basically, the dad gets the time of his life raising his kids bootcamp style?

Come oh, are you for or against corporal punishment? You know, the kneel-down-pick-pin.....froggy jumping while balancing a coke bottle atop one's head...or being asked to go pluck the cain that would be used in flogging your bottom.

It depends on the severity of the corporal punishment.

A little bit of smacking isn't bad...but when it's too much, then I'm against it.

If you don't smack them, someone will outside - that's how it goes.

EfemenaXY:




Aren't we just so? But you wouldn't have us any other way. i.e: cowering under the staircase when we hear your engine revving in the drive way, or on hearing your keys turn in the lock. That's very Caucasian-ish.

I prefer the toy-ish type of woman that can also play the role of a small mum - not sociopaths who just want to argue all the time.

Someone I can just kiss on the forehead all the time and cuddle.

SirShymexx:


Dysfunctional? - I don't think so.

Their methods might be a tad bit stringent, but they're the best.

I hated my dad growing up, however, every time I look back now, I appreciate him more. He's a warrior!

Please, speak or write for yourself o!

Naija dads? Hmmmmm!
Communication? ZERO!
Afectioneering? ZERO!
We all hated our dads growing up!
Why? Every NIGERIAN child HAS THE VISCERAL knowledge of what DYSFUNCTION tastes and feels like!

The most BRUTAL, SELFISH and YEAH SCHIZOID creatures that should be castrated at BIRTH!

KanwuliaJara:


Please, speak or write for yourself o!

Naija dads? Hmmmmm!
Communication? ZERO!
Afectioneering? ZERO!
We all hated our dads growing up!
Why? Every NIGERIAN child HAS THE VISCERAL knowledge of what DYSFUNCTION tastes and feels like!

The most BRUTAL, SELFISH and YEAH SCHIZOID creatures that should be castrated at BIRTH!

Well, I noticed a lot of Nigerian women act like their dads, acting like they have a little willy under their skirts.

Would that be because their dads communicated with them more and they all looked at them as role models growing up?

SirShymexx:


It depends on the severity of the corporal punishment.

A little bit of smacking isn't bad...but when it's too much, then I'm against it.

If you don't smack them, someone will outside - that's how it goes.

Hmmm...maybe, and maybe not.

I think it depends on the kid's personality. Some only need a disapproving look to "whip" them in shape. Others can be a bit er...headstrong, while a harsh word could make others literally crumble. But yeah, I get where you're coming from.

EfemenaXY:


So basically, the dad gets the time of his life raising his kids bootcamp style?

Come oh, are you for or against corporal punishment? You know, the kneel-down-pick-pin.....froggy jumping while balancing a coke bottle atop one's head...or being asked to go pluck the cain that would be used in flogging your bottom.

All na love abi?
Na only when I begin live for H-America I sabi say "DAD! DON'T BE SILLY" nor be curse o!
Chai!!!

EfemenaXY:


Hmmm...maybe, and maybe not.

I think it depends on the kid's personality. Some only need a disapproving look to "whip" them in shape. Others can be a bit er...headstrong, while a harsh word could make others literally crumble. But yeah, I get where you're coming from.

Do you think I'll be a great dad?

Still honing my skills subconsciously and getting my mind right.

KanwuliaJara:


Please, speak or write for yourself o!

Naija dads? Hmmmmm!
Communication? ZERO!
Afectioneering? ZERO!
We all hated our dads growing up!
Why? Every NIGERIAN child HAS THE VISCERAL knowledge of what DYSFUNCTION tastes and feels like!

The most BRUTAL, SELFISH and YEAH SCHIZOID creatures that should be castrated at BIRTH!

Ah! That's too harsh na!

I loved mine to bits. Most times, I could get away with anything...well, sometimes...but my dad was my best friend right till the very end. I miss him soooooo much!

#Sigh#....

SirShymexx:


Well, I noticed a lot of Nigerian women act like their dads, acting like they have a little willy under their skirts.

Would that be because their dads communicated with them more and they all looked at them as role models growing up?

So?
Where do you think I got my "EXORSIST AGGRESSIVE" behavior from?
My dad of course! The DUDE shouted from DAWN TO DUSK! Even in his SLEEP UNPROVOKED!
Angry DADS who are ALWAYS BROKE breed HUNGRY AND ANGRY CHILDREN!!!!

My super-darling MOM ALWAYS RESCUED US O!!!!

Amen!!!!

KanwuliaJara:


So?
Where do you think I got my "EXORSIST AGGRESSIVE" behavior from?
My dad of course! The DUDE shouted from DAWN TO DUSK! Even in his SLEEP UNPROVOKED!
Angry DADS who are ALWAYS BROKE breed HUNGRY AND ANGRY CHILDREN!!!!

My super-darling MOM ALWAYS RESCUED US O!!!!

Amen!!!!

Hahaha!

Then he should be ya hero cos he taught you the game.

And the only way you'll hate him is if you hate yourself.

SirShymexx:


I prefer the toy-ish type of woman that can also play the role of a small mum - not sociopaths who just want to argue all the time.

Someone I can just kiss on the forehead all the time and cuddle.

Cough...cough...

#Someone's hacked into Shymexx's account!#

Lol @ sociopaths! Where d'you meet these girls anyway, Shymexx? The pic that readily comes to mind is your average mouthy black girl from the hood dishing out the yabs.

EfemenaXY:


Cough...cough...

#Someone's hacked into Shymexx's account!#

Lol @ sociopaths! Where d'you meet these girls anyway, Shymexx? The pic that readily comes to mind is your average mouthy black girl from the hood dishing out the yabs.

All black chics are the same: hoodrats, academics, professionals, high flyer, entrepreneurs, etc..

Some just know how to fake it better than others, depending on their status...but they'll always let it out when the chips are down and they can't mask it anymore.

ABW syndrome is prevalent in the black community the world over.

SirShymexx:


Do you think I'll be a great dad?

Still honing my skills subconsciously and getting my mind right.

Seriously?

I think you'll be a great dad when the time comes. You're a well balanced guy and you're good at assessing / looking at things from differing perspectives. Basically, you've got a good head on your shoulders.

Now don't get an inflated ego sir, as I speaketh the truth.

EfemenaXY:
This is fun.

KanwuliaJara, nuffin do you.

@OP:

#10: The chronic 419er

#11: The Jailbird

#12: The Schizophrenic nutcase

#13: The bone-idle, jobless, shyte stirrer, and ever-watchful monitoring spirit (Your average Nairalander male)

Hahahahaha. They will soon burst into this thread like drugged rams.

EfemenaXY:


Seriously?

I think you'll be a great dad when the time comes. You're a well balanced guy and you're good at assessing / looking at things from differing perspectives. Basically, you've got a good head on your shoulders.

Now don't get an inflated ego sir, as I speaketh the truth.

I need to start making babies then.

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KanwuliaJara:


All na love abi?
Na only when I begin live for H-America I sabi say "DAD! DON'T BE SILLY" nor be curse o!
Chai!!!

Lol! You say that to your dad whilst living in Naija, and you'll get a dirty slap.

The kind that'll make your neck bend one kind to the right!

SirShymexx:


I need to start making babies then.

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Lol!

Abeg make you marry first. There are kids on here jor. Don't want to send off the wrong message.

EfemenaXY:


Ah! That's too harsh na!

I loved mine to bits. Most times, I could get away with anything...well, sometimes...but my dad was my best friend right till the very end. I miss him soooooo much!

#Sigh#....

I loved mine too!
ONLY BECAUSE HE DID NOT KNOW ANY BETTER, being raised in the HELL HOLE OF A LOVELESS, AFRICAN JUNGLE, repeating the mistakes of his BULLISH ancestors!

My mama try to stay with am for ONLY 8 years!
Getting her pregnant EVERY GADDEM year with his ANIMALISTIC, PSYCHO-RELIGIOUS sexual urges that produced almost 5 children in LESS THAN 4 years, WAS THE HEIGHT OF WICKEDNESS AND DOMESTIC ABUSE!!!!'
My mom had to RRRRRRRRUN for her dear life ke!

He never beat her with his hands!

But DAMMMMMN!
She suffered BY HIS BLOKOS!!!!
By 24, she had produced 4 children. . . 2 IN ONE YEAR!!!

Toto nefa dry. . . . E don jump h-enter o!
See life?

Stillfire:


Hahahahaha. They will soon burst into this thread like drugged rams.

Lol! Then as they flood in, I'll use the fire exit. Not in the mood for long, drawn-out arguments with teenage kids still wet behind the ears.

EfemenaXY:


Lol! You say that to your dad whilst living in Naija, and you'll get a dirty slap.

The kind that'll make your neck bend one kind to the right!

Tufiakwaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!

KanwuliaJara:


I loved mine too!
ONLY BECAUSE HE DID NOT KNOW ANY BETTER, being raised in the HELL HOLE OF A LOVELESS, AFRICAN JUNGLE, repeating the mistakes of his BULLISH ancestors!

My mama try to stay with am for ONLY 8 years!
Getting her pregnant EVERY GADDEM year with his ANIMALISTIC, PSYCHO-RELIGIOUS sexual urges that produced almost 5 children in LESS THAN 4 years, WAS THE HEIGHT OF WICKEDNESS AND DOMESTIC ABUSE!!!!'
My mom had to RRRRRRRRUN for her dear life ke!

He never beat her with his hands!

But DAMMMMMN!
She suffered BY HIS BLOKOS!!!!

Haaaaaaaaaa. lol

EfemenaXY:


Lol!

Abeg make you marry first. There are kids on here jor. Don't want to send off the wrong message.

Lol. You're so traditional.

In as much as I agree that kids should be raised within a well-defined structure - I necessarily don't think marriage should be the only prerequisite for making kids. I don't mind co-habitation, till we get to a stage whereby we think we can take it to the next level.

People do change.