TELEPHONE CHAT BETWEEN PMB, GEJ

PMB: Is that President Jonathan sir?

GEJ: Yes, your Excellency.

PMB: I learn you are somewhere in Europe resting, away from the madden crowd.

GEJ: Yes, it is true. How are you doing sir?

PMB: To say the truth, Wallahi,things are tough. We have not appointed ministers because of pocket of crises facing our party. You are aware that those who killed the PDP have hijacked the National Assembly and the leadership of our party especially, Tinubu are not happy with them.

GEJ: You will soon overcome the teething problem. I read in the paper that I am the one responsible for the delay in naming your ministers. But you had a long time to prepare after the election was over and in the lighter mood, your excellency, it surprises me that a mere handing over from a clueless president could delay your taking over.

PMB: That is politics. We have to tell our people something to escape their wrath because they are expecting us to solve every problem on ground overnight.

GEJ: Your excellency, If I may advise, you should urgently put the crisis in the National Assembly behind if you wanted them on your side. You know what we went thru when your party especially Tinubu pitched tent with Tambuwal to deny the Yoruba the speaker zoned to the Southwest. May be it is the Law of Karma.

PMB: I remember very well but it is the same Tinubu who is the one asking us not to accept Saraki and Dogara as Senate President and the Speaker. But that can scatter the whole thing.

GEJ: But while that is on, you need to quickly name your SGF, NSA, DG, SSS and service chiefs. These offices especially the SGF will stabilise the government. But I am surprise that you are still using those service chiefs your party had abused and insulted while we were in government. This is why we should not be politicising our security. By the way why are you going to Chad, Niger and even planning to visit Cameroun over Boko Haram because I remember you said it was shameful that we did that...

PMB: Your excellency, that is politics, we are now facing the reality. Those criminals are still killing our people and I have to ask the military to relocate the Command Control to Maiduguri.

GEJ: I am happy for you that the media are still with you because what they are doing now is to look elsewhere whenever the terrorists strike. They have stopped using such senseless attacks as their front page stories. That was exactly what we were asking from them but they said no. Giving undue publicity to terrorists is not helping us at all. Publicity fuels terrorism,I think it was Margaret Thatcher who said it.

PMB: Lest I forget, Saraki and some of his friends were with Obasanjo at the weekend to report me and the party to him.I learn he told them not to blink...

GEJ: Sorry, to cut you short, I have nothing to say about Obasanjo. Is there any other serious thing you want me to know?

PMB: Not really, but let us keep this communication line open...

GEJ: You are my President, whenever you want us to discuss I am available. We are praying for you.

PMB: Thank you for your time

GEJ:[/b]My pleasure. God will see you through. Ramandan Kareem.

[b]PMB: Ha ha ha. Greetings to your family. Thank you sir.

May God get u a job, op. Its very obvious that you are jobless..

May God provide 4 me a job too, if say I get job, I 4 no take my time read this rubbish.

The funniest thing about dis post is dat, by the time u realize it doesn't say anithing, it will be too late for u to quit reading z.........

eeyyahhh

midolian:
May God get u a job, op. Its very obvious that you are jobless..

May God provide 4 me a job too, if say I get job, I 4 no take my time read this rubbish.

stepo707:

eeyyahhh

lool..Na true na.

Just passing by...

midolian:
lool..Na true na.

job will come soon bro.

these are the things in the mind of any right thinking Nigerian. the last three weeks has be that of failure and excuses. I know I was right not voting the grand pa.

PMB: Johnny walahi ziz work no sweetie me at all. Why you no tell me thatz zi zob is hard? Is thatz why you congratulate me?

GEJ: eat a bag of diks assh0le! And dont call me again.

Click then tone....

stepo707:

job will come soon bro.

amen..thanks bro.

midolian:
May God get u a job, op. Its very obvious that you are jobless..

May God provide 4 me a job too, if say I get job, I 4 no take my time read this rubbish.

he is gud at readin pple's mind.gr8 job.

the truth is "it's too early to judge "& "it's too late to regret "

midolian:
May God get u a job, op. Its very obvious that you are jobless..

May God provide 4 me a job too, if say I get job, I 4 no take my time read this rubbish.

and you call dis ur present online job a job abi. Guy face front

SSS is washing you.

ahaz:
and you call dis ur present online job a job abi. Guy face front

you lack the ability to comprehend. I pity person wey carry u go school. You don't understand simple pidgin and simple english @ all. *spits*

the nigga below me will say something

DS OP NA WIKILEAKS OH...

Ode

dddrexjr:
The funniest thing about dis post is dat, by the time u realize it doesn't say anithing, it will be too late for u to quit reading z.........

The thing tire me.

Op you try.

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interesting

midolian:
you lack the ability to comprehend. I pity person wey carry u go school. You don't understand simple pidgin and simple english @ all. *spits*

Mr I will advice you to concentrate on ur ssce exams before you start insulting ur parents online. Hoples toddler

midolian:
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May God provide 4 me a job too,

a big AMEN.

emamos:
you made me laugh out loud that i was caught unaware by oga

Na true I dey talk na

Oh

See as i run come here like say na better conversation.

Lol! Jobless being!

Lolz