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The Gay Pastor by Kaymania(m): 8:43am On Jun 24, 2015
Just a short storylike writeup from me, and i decided to share it here....

There is this man in my area(a Pastor) who I think is gay because of the things he do. He does things like tugging at another person's penis.
The first time I met him was in 2013, in a field in my area(I wasn't playing, i was among the spectators) so, I sat on a block, then I notice someone at my back and he(tha person was urinating, after he had finished urinating he tickled me(ribcages), I looked back almost immediately i felt a strange hand tickling me, with that he start joking with me, he asked mw some silly questions like; Have you started having wet dreams? When did it start? Hope your penis wakes up with you and some other silly questions pastors are not suppose to ask, I answered those questions though I thought he is a Kidnapper(remember I said its the first time I'm meeting him), after asking me those questions he then tried to touch/pull at my thing but i managed to dodge his attack on my precious package(all these happened on the field), after all the activities on the field had finished, I asked my guys who the man is and their reply was"he is a pastor, hope he didn't try to touch Kay Gangan?" I said he tried to and that was how everybody start their funny stories of how the man tried to touch their privates. When I got home I told Michael Jackson(my brother) and he warned me not to let him touch me because he might be using peoples' joysticks for some ritual purposes if he is not gay. That was how I know he is not someone I can be friend with.
We(the man and I) met some days ago in our area while I went to buy Bread, he was also going the same way I was going so he said we should walk together, I know walking with him is going to make him start nonsense with me and tha will surely end up the way I don't like, so I quickly cupped my things with my hands(both hands), he asked why I did it and I answered I just feel like doing it but he said it is not a good thing that a child of God shouldn't do that, I was amazed he could talk that way but still I didn't unhand my thing, I shielded it with my hands and he later said "I know why you are doing this, you don't want me to touch it abi, and I'm sure its more bigger than it was in 2013' on hearing this, I clutched even more at my things. You won't believe he tried to remove the hands I used in shielding my future sons & daughters but I seem kinda strong than him so he was unable to remove it. He then continue with the silly questions, the one he asked last was; Dyou watch porn? I was about answering him when one of his friends stopped beside us(he was driving a Boxer motorcycle) and offered to help him to where he is going. That was how God saved me from the Gay/Ritualist pastor.
So, guys from all you've read, what do you think of the pastor??
And dyou think shielding myself against the evil man's attack is good or?

I'm sure some people from my area know who the pastor is..
I won't mention name...

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