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A Newly Married Couple by yetimama(f): 4:17pm On Sep 20, 2006
hi guys pls check out this little piece and advice.

a newly married couple once had a difficulty and guess what it was!!!!! the lady in question 29yrs of age was a virgin and the husband had great difficulty penetrating the vargina. it eventually took them both approximately one month with perpetual trials before this could be achieved.

the question is why did it take that long? it spoiled the fun and at the end of the day they were both faged out and exhausted.

oh i forgot to add that they were both christians, and had vowed never to have sex before marriage.
Re: A Newly Married Couple by kiki(f): 5:24pm On Sep 20, 2006
ow many time do u wanna post this we got th epoint God dammit
Re: A Newly Married Couple by yetimama(f): 5:28pm On Sep 20, 2006
@ kiki -- meaning wat? undecided

i guess u did not even bother top read the message before responding, pls do shocked
Re: A Newly Married Couple by yetimama(f): 5:29pm On Sep 20, 2006
@ kiki -- meaning what? undecided

i guess u did not even bother to read the message before responding, please do shocked
Re: A Newly Married Couple by kiki(f): 5:30pm On Sep 20, 2006
well avn't u posted this before with another tithle
Re: A Newly Married Couple by yetimama(f): 5:32pm On Sep 20, 2006
@ kiki - NO i have not

it's actually a true life story, ur advice is needed in of future occurence, got it? smiley
Re: A Newly Married Couple by kiki(f): 1:03am On Sep 21, 2006
well i seen this before that y i said so
Re: A Newly Married Couple by yetimama(f): 10:02am On Sep 21, 2006
probably it happened to you too smiley
Re: A Newly Married Couple by IroroRoyal(f): 10:06am On Sep 21, 2006
word ;d
Re: A Newly Married Couple by dabby(f): 11:54am On Sep 22, 2006
i'm a little confused, is this a joke?
if it is pls explain it.
Re: A Newly Married Couple by Akuviv: 11:07am On Mar 15, 2010
So shallow and daft if you ask me. This is a joke section. For your info not having sex before marriage is cool, you started one day. That they waited for the right time does not make it a joke. angry Totally out of point
Re: A Newly Married Couple by EfemenaXY: 10:12am On Jun 05, 2010
I fail to see the funny side (if any) of this joke.   angry

Besides it could be a medical condition - saw something similar a few months back on a medical TV program
Re: A Newly Married Couple by StudioCFR(m): 11:39am On Jun 05, 2010
MEDICAL

shey u don carry belle?
Re: A Newly Married Couple by lynx7: 11:52am On Jun 05, 2010
efimene is right,they probably had to do an operation on d gal to get her disvirgined,but yetimama,try put up jokes in here not dis sh**,i dunno wat sorta joke dis is btw***no hates tho but u got a very bad sense of humour,tryy upgrade jorrrrrrrrrrrr tongue
Re: A Newly Married Couple by EfemenaXY: 2:44pm On Jun 05, 2010
Studio CFR:

MEDICAL

shey u don carry belle?

Studio shebi you don come again with your wahala? angry

lynx7:

efimene is right,they probably had to do an operation on d gal to get her disvirgined,but yetimama,try put up jokes in here not dis sh**,i dunno wat sorta joke dis is btw***no hates tho but u got a very bad sense of humour,tryy upgrade jorrrrrrrrrrrr tongue

abi? abeg help me tell am jo! cheesy
Re: A Newly Married Couple by StudioCFR(m): 2:59pm On Jun 05, 2010
if i start my wahala u go pick race, your leg go dey touch back of your head as u dey run grin
Re: A Newly Married Couple by EfemenaXY: 3:12pm On Jun 05, 2010
As if!!! cheesy
Re: A Newly Married Couple by StudioCFR(m): 3:20pm On Jun 05, 2010
ok i don reply am kiss kiss

i wan comot. grin
Re: A Newly Married Couple by EfemenaXY: 3:27pm On Jun 05, 2010
responded!

'an will catch up with u l8er cheesy
Re: A Newly Married Couple by StudioCFR(m): 5:59pm On Jun 05, 2010
Ok shorty. *smiles*

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