wristwatch:

If I write an article on guys bashing, una go happy!

tosyne2much:
Hahahaha

I even know say u sharp like dia

wristwatch:

. Guy na wa 4 u ooh! Na so women cheap reach?

valmunich:
Who goes on a date these days?


if you no go come my house collect am, dey go!!!!!



Unless if I'm in a happy mood, I fit just take you out.

tosyne2much:
Mind you, this is not 10 reasons but 8 things

This cracked me up. What's the difference between 10 and 8 reasons. My oga na Oshogbo weed you take abi na how?.

chowlade:
All lies, not all ladies. Some are opposite of all these

kinglekan:


1,2,4,5,7 are so annoying. Babes who do number one should be slapped multiple times on the face.

They wouldn't invite a toddler to church, yet they would automatically become soul winners on a first date.

Rubbish!!

ronald4lif:


This cracked me up. What's the difference between 10 and 8 reasons. My oga na Oshogbo weed you take abi na how?.

Ronald4lif, take ya time oo

ronald4lif:


This cracked me up. What's the difference between 10 and 8 reasons. My oga na Oshogbo weed you take abi na how?.

They are two different things bro



[s] Or you want us to bring English into this ? [/s]


ooooh sowi that was a typo


I forgot I was actually talking an ________ professor

wristwatch:

Ma nigga. Well said. Soul winning to sharwama kingdom

Hehehehehe!!
No mind dem jare.

Aminat508:
Am addicted to number 2. Upnepaa

valmunich:
Who goes on a date these days?



if you no go come my house collect am, dey go!!!!!




Unless if I'm in a happy mood, I fit just take you out.

valmunich:
Who goes on a date these days?



if you no go come my house collect am, dey go!!!!!




Unless if I'm in a happy mood, I fit just take you out.

fatdon2:
I think more guys need to realise
that girls love to play games.
Often they
don’t even realise that they are
playing these games, this is because
they are an integral part of human
nature. When you date a woman she will test you in many ways, from shit
tests to playing hard to get. The
secret is being prepared, and as
Gambler so rightly points out,
knowing how to act.

chowlade:
All lies, not all ladies. Some are opposite of all these

Orijin101:
1. Bring friends along like Protocol officers.

Hmmm. . . I had that experience once with Folake, i met the biatch on Facebook and i later realized that she was not too far from my hood then we plan how we were gonna meet up. On that faithful day, in front of God and man, i had just N500 on me with the hope of spending just N400 for snacks and bottled water. . .

Exactly 5.30PM, i was awaiting her at the restaurant with a bottle of water on my table, sipping it with straw just like one mumu nairalander did the day he made a proposal to his babe.

Lo and behold, i saw Folake coming with gangs of friend just like Jesus Christ roaming the street of Jerusalem with his disciples. . . Jeeeez! I was dazed for some seconds and i thought within me, Orijin you have just N500 with you and you must feed these 7 hungry looking lions, what will you do?

Then i remembered the word of God which says "Blessed be to the servant whom applied wisdom", omo, na so i wisdomly sneak comot for the restaurant ooo. . .
Few minutes later, my phone started ringing, behold! It was Folake, and she was like, I'm already there, where are you? I replied, i will be with you in a jiffy, order the foods and drinks on me. . . The she-diot and her friend stupidly did that, 30 minutes later, my phone rang again but i declined her call and i replied her with a message saying "GOD PUNISH YOU!!!!!" switched off phone. . .

cc: wristwatch

INTROVERT:
We all know the end result the guy wants from the date...... so

wristwatch:
I don't know why some ladies prove hard to get as they stylishly punish guys to know if he can withstand their haughty behaviour or simply they are not interested in having a relationship with him.

Therefore, I will discuss briefly on ways ladies stylishly punish guys.

1. Bring friends along like Protocol officers.

The poor dude perhaps may have borrowed money just to make the date a memorable one. However he later discovers that instead of having a date his supposed girlfriend alone, she eventually comes along with her numerous friends to siphon his pocket. Funny enough if he tells her his preparation was just for him and her alone, she will start nagging, giving unnecessary excuses like maybe he is a criminal or something, so she can't trust a stranger.

2. They get busy with their mobile devices

This is when they bring out their collection of mobile devices and start pressing them as if they have not operated one before whereby making the dude look foolish and non existence in their presence.

3. Make him overspend

Some ladies are parasitic in nature as they explore the rare advantage at the ink of any date by requesting for several meals, etc. I call them "the sharwama or hot dog babes" as they pick every dick and Harry of meals in an eatery during the first date.

4. They show up very late

When a date is fix at 3pm, they showed up around 6pm giving flimsy excuses of traffic jam due to a tanker explosion, armed robbery attack, boko haram bombing, etc. Thereafter, they won't show any remorse at the expense of expecting the guy to apologise.
*Person whey e dey lagos dey claim boko haram bombing... some babes no sabi lie*

5. Monosyllabic reponse to your discussion

How can a guy talks like parrot from morning till night, trying to prove good sense of humour only for him to get short and annoying responses from her like "k" "alright", "hmmm", "what", etc. His morale and confidence will burst like balloon.... one time!

6. Communicate with unfriendly body languages

Some use frustrating body languages like bad eyeing to downsize him, hissing continuously and frown @ him like tiger. In such scenario, the guy will have no choice other than calling the date quit.


7. They deliberately start making several calls


This is the time they start calling their long time friends and relatives, keeping the guy in their lust prison like a dog. As a guy, so many things will be going on his mind as what can he do to have the lady's attention.

8. They are in a hurry to leave

Perhaps she is a student, this is when she claims about an early lecture to attend the next day after she came late o! She rush the whole dating thing by asking the guy to get her "take away meal" and she zooms off immediately.
"Babe just admit it, you are hungry and looking for maga to feed u."

You can add yours

2dice:
Mehn typical niaja Babe ... But if na she dey Trip .... As in .... Na you go tire ... Kus the love and affection WEy she go show you eehn ...

Orijin101:
1. Bring friends along like Protocol officers.

Hmmm. . . I had that experience once with Folake, i met the biatch on Facebook and i later realized that she was not too far from my hood then we plan how we were gonna meet up. On that faithful day, in front of God and man, i had just N500 on me with the hope of spending just N400 for snacks and bottled water. . .

Exactly 5.30PM, i was awaiting her at the restaurant with a bottle of water on my table, sipping it with straw just like one mumu nairalander did the day he made a proposal to his babe.

Lo and behold, i saw Folake coming with gangs of friend just like Jesus Christ roaming the street of Jerusalem with his disciples. . . Jeeeez! I was dazed for some seconds and i thought within me, Orijin you have just N500 with you and you must feed these 7 hungry looking lions, what will you do?

Then i remembered the word of God which says "Blessed be to the servant whom applied wisdom", omo, na so i wisdomly sneak comot for the restaurant ooo. . .
Few minutes later, my phone started ringing, behold! It was Folake, and she was like, I'm already there, where are you? I replied, i will be with you in a jiffy, order the foods and drinks on me. . . The she-diot and her friend stupidly did that, 30 minutes later, my phone rang again but i declined her call and i replied her with a message saying "GOD PUNISH YOU!!!!!" switched off phone. . .

cc: wristwatch

adeh39:
Orijin101...............









I don't believe it

That's your cup of brukutu

Orijin101:
That's your cup of brukutu

orobs93:
Wat is all this..
Leaders of tomorrow

INTROVERT:
We all know the end result the guy wants from the date...... so

dharay99:

#shallow minded#

adeh39:


See them
I no blame you nah
Na some ladies cause am

Upnepaa:
Next time you do that,i will snatch the fone from you and smash it on the floor,na who invite you me or the phone (frown face) PARA MODE ACTIVATED