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| Which Rat Will You Kill First, And Why? Be Sincere! by 175(m): 6:32pm On Jun 25, 2015 |
You just came back from work to see 6 rats! The 1st rat was eating your BSc Certificate. The 2nd rat was eating your National Youth Service Corps Certificate. The 3rd was eating your Marriage Certificate. The 4th was eating your land and house documents. The 5th was eating your Visa to travel for a multi-Billion dollar project. The 6th was eating your Bible/Koran. Which one will you kill first, and why? Ishilove, Seun, Lalasticlala |
| Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, And Why? Be Sincere! by AhmadMind: 6:35pm On Jun 25, 2015 |
' LOL |
| Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, And Why? Be Sincere! by Tapout(m): 6:36pm On Jun 25, 2015 |
old thread  |
| Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, And Why? Be Sincere! by zyzxx(m): 6:42pm On Jun 25, 2015 |
set the house on fire |
| Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, And Why? Be Sincere! by Nobody: 6:46pm On Jun 25, 2015 |
I'll kill all of them first. |
| Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, And Why? Be Sincere! by yatch360: 6:47pm On Jun 25, 2015 |
Which wld I kill first.? I , yatch360 solemnly swear that I wld kill all , first at the same time  |
| Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, And Why? Be Sincere! by robinicule(m): 6:48pm On Jun 25, 2015 |
5th rat is so dead mehn.. |
| Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, And Why? Be Sincere! by brainpower(m): 6:50pm On Jun 25, 2015 |
5,2,1,4,6,3 in that order. And I wouldn't just kill them no no no. I will make them die slowly and finally go to my village to warn all the old witches there. |
| Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, And Why? Be Sincere! by AirstarKane(f): 8:46pm On Jun 25, 2015 |
brainpower:;Dlolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz |
| Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, And Why? Be Sincere! by 175(m): 6:31am On Jun 26, 2015 |
brainpower: hahahahaha! See para!! |
| Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, And Why? Be Sincere! by 175(m): 6:32am On Jun 26, 2015 |
zyzxx:lolzzz. . .ur village people still dey do meeting for ur case be dat! |
| Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, And Why? Be Sincere! by 175(m): 6:37am On Jun 26, 2015 |
Basildvalour ( m):
Firstly, I am not married and for those who have,
the vows could be renewed and a new certificate
issued them. The marriage certificate eating rat
has not much to worry about
My B.Sc. Certificate is important just as my NYSC
discharge credentials is but the rats can have a
filled day flexing them, I do not care because this
clearly states that I am a contractor; the owner of
the company and wouldn't worry about
employment
The land and house documents could be replaced
because there would be duplicate copies with my
lawyer. I'll just make extra copies from his so,
the rat at first sight is safe and for my BIBLE, the
word of God is written in my heart, so, I'll just get
a new and better one when I finally get the
CONTRACT FUNDS released to me because....
....That rat eating my multi-billion dollars
contract papers will smell hell right away. I will
butcher it into parts and send its members
roasting. |
| Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, And Why? Be Sincere! by zyzxx(m): 3:49pm On Jun 26, 2015 |
| Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First, And Why? Be Sincere! by 175(m): 7:26am On Jun 28, 2015 |
zyzxx:lol okay! |
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