Pineapp:
For fun!

Husbands;

1. Pretends to have been choked by fish bone while eating and begins to cough profusely,thereby making the wife to say "what is it"? ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,the rest becomes history...

2. Purposely crosses one leg to touch the wife at night ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,the rest becomes history...

3. Purposely starts seriously searching for nothing in particular,making madam to finally say,"what are you even looking for "



Wives;

1. Purposely dresses provocatively revealing all revealables which prompt hubby to say,"where do you think you are going dressed like that" ,,,,,,,,,the rest becomes history.

2. Fakes call and starts with "hello baby",which now makes oga to say "who the hell was that" ..... you know the rest.

3. Pretends to have fallen in the bathroom thereby screaming and making oga to come running and saying,"Jesus,don't let her die"





Tell us how you do yours

RUBBISH TO THE HIGHEST ORDER

NA WITH QUARREL THEM DEY USE TAKE SETTLE QUARREL,
IF YOU NO BEAT SHITTE COMOT OUT OF ANY WOMAN BODY, YOU NEVER SETTLE QUARREL, YOU JUST ONLY POSTPONE THE QUARREL STILL FURTHER NOTICE.


THOSE YOUR LIST NA FOR FOREIGN GIRLS.




YOU HAVE TO TREAT A TYPICAL BLACK NAIJA WOMEN LIKE A TYPICAL AFRICA ANIMALS.

Will all these work for a man or woman who caught his/her spouse cheating on their matrimonial bed? I doubt ooo !

notoriousbabe:
Op you have finally confirmed to me dat small boys have tooked over nairaland

Oboi!!!! Is this English?

village Ppl following u into Nairaland Since 15AD.

Village Ppl attacking u tru ur English!!!!!

1das shall Neva end!!!

Village Ppl Dey finger u Lik d pic below!!!!

FynBabe:
My own husband will gist until u have no choice but to put mouth.
If I refuse to respond to the gist, he will tap me and say 'my wife, why do you get angry so easily these days? You were not like this before o'

Me: my husband, you were not treating me like this before too.

We both laugh and matter don end be that.

HA!!!fear GOD O!!!when lying become your hobby?

When i get angry i usually go very quiet. My wife understands this so she pretty much leaves me alone to calm down. She waits till like midnight and knowing that i would have calmed down would wake me up to talk about the situation then the rest is history. . . .

When she gets angry, there is no silence with her. She'll let me know her mind right there on the spot. The good thing though is she will never raise her voice or curse or none of that shiit. She never has. She gets her point across though. It normally starts like this "Temi, mi o like nkan to se ni sin"

funlord:
The funniest way is through "hot sex"! That one always makes everybody laugh!

You @point

notoriousbabe:
Op you have finally confirmed to me dat small boys have tooked over nairaland

sister!!!!! You need deliverance from the spirit of tooked .

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FynBabe:
My own husband will gist until u have no choice but to put mouth.
If I refuse to respond to the gist, he will tap me and say 'my wife, why do you get angry so easily these days? You were not like this before o'

Me: my husband, you were not treating me like this before too.

We both laugh and matter don end be that.

and wetin go follow that?say d truth oo

Maddam should not just cry at all....am already saying sorry a billion times...crying scares the jitters out of me.

400billionman:
H

For Humans

laurenjones:
u neva jam beta quarrel before. all tis crap trick wont move one bit. ...u wear revealing cloth comot from my house. dnt ever dream of coming bk.

You pretend stretch leg put for wife, na so she go take am lash ground.

make ladies no try number 2&3 if their husband are the jealous type ooo

hahahaha. .. Funny

lolaredvelvet:


Hahaha.. the oldest trick in the book

Which book -Things Fall Apart or?

lovinhubby2wife:
All these are for the newlyweds. When you see better quarrel none of these tactics go work lai.

You too get quarrel with your wife? your moniker tho!

This method hard sha...but Na the best method if the couple sincere have love for themselves...not inordinate affection (loving a partner for a specific reason)

bukatyne:


Heard of a husband who did no 3... and the wife asked 'what are you looking for?'; the hubby said 'I am looking for you'

Drama drama

I will purposely fart & ask 'did u feel that'? The rest is Kpekus cruising

Pineapp:
2. Fakes call and starts with "hello baby",which now makes oga to say "who the hell was that" ..... you know the rest

Don't try this with me or we just started the big fight!!

FynBabe:
My own husband will gist until u have no choice but to put mouth.
If I refuse to respond to the gist, he will tap me and say 'my wife, why do you get angry so easily these days? You were not like this before o'

Me: my husband, you were not treating me like this before too.

We both laugh and matter don end be that.

so you're even married :/ but still using childish monikers like fynbabe.,...

very funny

notoriousbabe:
na wetin?you don see your monthly cycle?

I siezed it

zaragal:

Ur own no pass ex

You no see him name? "funlord"





Make I go back to bed




Snoring*

notoriousbabe:
Op you have finally confirmed to me dat small boys have tooked over nairaland

Please what is "tooked"? This English fit detonate bomb o.... Lol

laurenjones:
u neva jam beta quarrel before. all tis crap trick wont move one bit. ...u wear revealing cloth comot from my house. dnt ever dream of coming bk.

hahahahahhaha hahahahah your blood de hot ooo

Angelou:
so you're even married :/ but still using childish monikers like fynbabe.,...

Dummy what's wrong with her moniker!

notoriousbabe:
I will slaps you

Nairalanders, I pity you for not realizing NotoriousBabe dey take you do yeye since.

You go dey worry sha!

AnointedG:
my own b say if any of doz options no work, I go wake up go kitchen for midnight, carry mortar and pestle begin pound very hard beginning from slow to fast and then fastest, as I dey pound, I go dey call their village juju or recite national anthem or any crazy thing... no b person go tell am to come to my rescue

peedeeasobie:
This is when two children marry themselves!

Adults will handle the issues and move on!

KPele ow Old man you Don blind reach the extent say the OP attached "for fun"

*spits*

Kinglekan!

notoriousbabe:
Op you have finally confirmed to me dat small boys have tooked over nairaland

Op you have finally confirmed to me dat small boys have TOOKED over nairaland.
@ bolded; hmm! Nobody is safe anymore (communication breakdown)

notoriousbabe:
Op you have finally confirmed to me dat small boys have tooked over nairaland

lol @ tooked.