There are variety of acts ladies display when they
visit guys, and they want to avoid se*x just to
protect their dignity.
In fact, 80% of ladies are guilty
of these acts As a matter of fact, some of them will
still fall prey ? Lemme keep the ball rolling ?
10 Ways Ladies Act To Avoid se*x When They Visit
Guys
1. She Insists You Keep The Door Wide Open
A lady visited me yesterday “gbaaaam”, na so I
lock
door. The lady stood up immediately and
demanded I
opened the door, saying she was suffocating of
heat. For inside rain ? Haba nawa ooooo. I bet she
didn’t trust me ?
2. She Tells Her Friend To Keep Ringing Her Up
If you are a very good observer, I trust you might
have noticed it.
Once she starts seeing your moves,she will PING
or send her friend a on Whatsapp/
BBM, that she should do the needful.
Suddenly, her
fone will start ringing at intervals, she will pick
and
start begging the person to kindly give her
5minutes to show up
3. She Suddenly Says She’s Going Home
Someone intended to spend 3hours with you; she
had barely spent 45mins, and starts heading
towards the door when she notices your boxers is
having a different shape, she says “my mom
should
be expecting me by now cos I told her I wouldn’t
stay
long”
4. She Refuses To Sit Down
There was a time a junior college of mine paid me
a
visit. She entered into my room and refused to sit
on the chair or bed.
Babe sit down for bed na, she no
gree; oyah sit down for chair den, she no gree;
oyah
sit down on top rug den, she no gree oooo…
Could
you believe this lady said she was comfortable
and stood for nearly 30 minutes
5. She Tells You She’s On Her Period
This is very common.
One even asked for the toilet,
saying she wanted to change her pad.
Immediately, I
begin para like person wey breeze blow him
original
Bsc certificate for inside gutter
6. She Acts Like She’s So Much Interested In
watching A Movie
Even if the movies is very boring, they will focus on
the movie as if they are writing their final year
exam ?
7. She Says She Doesn’t Visit Guys
In the course of discussion, she will tell you that
you
are the first guy that she will be stepping her feet
into his room.
This is to signal to you that courtesy
demands you don’t initiate se*x
8. She Wears A Tight Jean Trouser
This is another way ladies try to secure
themselves.
Those who are not too sure of themselves will
wear
a jean trouser that will be as tight as escaping
from
Kirikiri ?
9. She Brings Her Friend Along
She never told you prior to her arrival that she will
be coming with a friend.
She suddenly showed up
with her friend.
It’s just one of those things ?
10. She Pretends To Be fasting
Even if she’s not, she will pretend to be fasting in a
bid to signal to you that No show at all.
Funny
enough, some of them will mistakenly eat bubble
gum ?
Feel free to add yours
Have fun

brb

Them go give u ten yards distance like say u carry Ebola..Then dem go begin talk off point and look for any reason to escape b4 use of violence can be authorized by d oga blow d belt.

Old gist

These got me laughing.

And they are so TRUE.

true

funmijoyb:
true

dt means u ve tried it B4