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Re: Anytime I Sleep With Her, I Receive Strange Knock On My Head —husband by AreaFada2: 6:43pm On Jun 27, 2015

INTROVERT:
The respondent, a doctor, said after their marriage, he discovered that three minutes after making love to her, he got a knock on his head.
“Not only did I get a knock, whenever I had the intention of sleeping with her, I would discover rashes on my manhood or my manhood would be twisted. At times, I would not get Attention or my sperm ceases. .

WHEN YOU THINK YOU HAVE SEEN OR HEARD IT ALL.

This must be Nollywood film titled" The knock of a spiritual husband ", DVD1. The wife is Susu who did blood covenant with the husband she murdered. grin

Re: Anytime I Sleep With Her, I Receive Strange Knock On My Head —husband by lattychem: 6:47pm On Jun 27, 2015

this one Na waooooo. how person go dey afraid to play with him wife

Re: Anytime I Sleep With Her, I Receive Strange Knock On My Head —husband by Dahjhi: 6:48pm On Jun 27, 2015

Truckpusher:
It doesn't matter ,even doctors do die from illnesses that aren't properly diagnosed or reported.They are not super humans.

Dats true though. But this nah strong thing. There union dey messy self.

Re: Anytime I Sleep With Her, I Receive Strange Knock On My Head —husband by Volksfuhrer(m): 6:50pm On Jun 27, 2015

Truckpusher:
I understand that it is a bit strange but the man could over exaggerating things here but again this is Africa where weird things that beats our logical minds and imagination does happen.

My brother I used to be the no-nonsense logically inclined person until I use my korokoro eyes see unspeakable mysteries. You are right, this is Africa: the land of mysteries. In any case something tells me the problem could be the man himself. Humiliating the woman over 300 naira is quite paranoid for a medical doctor.

Re: Anytime I Sleep With Her, I Receive Strange Knock On My Head —husband by MizMyColi(f): 6:50pm On Jun 27, 2015

The Heading For This Thread Is Very Hilarious.

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Re: Anytime I Sleep With Her, I Receive Strange Knock On My Head —husband by Mistermamus(m): 6:52pm On Jun 27, 2015

na her spiritual hubby dey warn u.

Re: Anytime I Sleep With Her, I Receive Strange Knock On My Head —husband by Nobody: 6:55pm On Jun 27, 2015

Truckpusher:

What's funny

Re: Anytime I Sleep With Her, I Receive Strange Knock On My Head —husband by Truckpusher(m): 6:58pm On Jun 27, 2015

Volksfuhrer:

My brother I used to be the no-nonsense logically inclined person until I use my korokoro eyes see unspeakable mysteries. You are right, this is Africa: the land of mysteries. In any case something tells me the problem could be the man himself. Humiliating the woman over 300 naira is quite paranoid for a medical doctor.

Yeah, you're right.

Some husbands deserve to beaten with a hammer but again it is wiser to walk away from such volatile marriages. But our women aren't always prepared to walk away due to economic reasons and social stigma from their immediate society and this is why people need to raise their girl child with the 'I don't care mentality' once men starts playing gods in their lives.

Re: Anytime I Sleep With Her, I Receive Strange Knock On My Head —husband by Truckpusher(m): 6:59pm On Jun 27, 2015

MizMyColi:
The Heading For This Thread Is Very Hilarious.

na laugh I first start my comment with cheesy

Re: Anytime I Sleep With Her, I Receive Strange Knock On My Head —husband by Nobody: 6:59pm On Jun 27, 2015

akunjohn:
I no fit laff again...

[b][/b] Oga Dokita,use helmet nau

Re: Anytime I Sleep With Her, I Receive Strange Knock On My Head —husband by Truckpusher(m): 7:00pm On Jun 27, 2015

softysparky:

What's funny

The knock on the head part,my dear.

Just imagine a man getting a knock from a strange hand each time he goes ballistic on his own wife - That's fuccking funny unless you've lost your sense of humor I swear grin

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Re: Anytime I Sleep With Her, I Receive Strange Knock On My Head —husband by Nobody: 7:03pm On Jun 27, 2015

lattychem:
this one Na waooooo. how person go dey afraid to play with him wife

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Re: Anytime I Sleep With Her, I Receive Strange Knock On My Head —husband by Nobody: 7:05pm On Jun 27, 2015

Truckpusher:
The knock on the head part,my dear.

Just imagine a man getting a knock from a strange hand each time he goes ballistic on his own wife - That's fuccking funny unless you've lost your sense of humor I swear

It's so funny sha. I wish i can punish a particular guy like that.

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Re: Anytime I Sleep With Her, I Receive Strange Knock On My Head —husband by Acebar(m): 7:05pm On Jun 27, 2015

this kind knock..... hmmm... nawa o....
E be like the kind knock wey one mad man dash me for head on roadside wen I dey small.. walahii.. I no fit forget Am. grin

#smh

Re: Anytime I Sleep With Her, I Receive Strange Knock On My Head —husband by Truckpusher(m): 7:07pm On Jun 27, 2015

softysparky:

It's so funny sha. I wish i can punish a particular guy like that.

Buhahahahahaha......wetin the guy man do? grin

Re: Anytime I Sleep With Her, I Receive Strange Knock On My Head —husband by Truckpusher(m): 7:07pm On Jun 27, 2015

chimkaire:
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Re: Anytime I Sleep With Her, I Receive Strange Knock On My Head —husband by Nobody: 7:11pm On Jun 27, 2015

osaslord500:
Go for check up with you and your wife. If nothing is wrong, then go to the village.

He's a Doctor though, so medically speaking, he would have known if it's a medical issue

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Re: Anytime I Sleep With Her, I Receive Strange Knock On My Head —husband by petkoffDrake(m): 7:12pm On Jun 27, 2015

ahsekeena:
Please what did he mean by "my penis will get twisted"?

he meant it will bend! like banana

Re: Anytime I Sleep With Her, I Receive Strange Knock On My Head —husband by scentmarlc(m): 7:13pm On Jun 27, 2015

My bro, yur pinshure dey winch coven for ya village cheesy

Yur matter pass divorce

Re: Anytime I Sleep With Her, I Receive Strange Knock On My Head —husband by Forwetinnah: 7:13pm On Jun 27, 2015

I sure the husband dey LIE!!

Re: Anytime I Sleep With Her, I Receive Strange Knock On My Head —husband by Nobody: 7:13pm On Jun 27, 2015

[quote author=Truckpusher post=35219880][/quote]...oti ooooo cheesy

Didn't you come into this same thread laughing

Change it to..."Take a look at all of us laughing" grin

Hihihihihihahahahahah sad

Don't you think the Dokita should get himself a helmet or a heavy turban rather than the divorce he sought grin

Re: Anytime I Sleep With Her, I Receive Strange Knock On My Head —husband by Nobody: 7:14pm On Jun 27, 2015

Truckpusher:
Buhahahahahaha......wetin the guy man do?

I still dey table his fvck up shaa. Him wan chop me cheesy

Re: Anytime I Sleep With Her, I Receive Strange Knock On My Head —husband by Nobody: 7:14pm On Jun 27, 2015

Lol, there is nothing I won't see, hear and read. He better run for his life before he start receiving punches and correct beating after making love to his wife.

Re: Anytime I Sleep With Her, I Receive Strange Knock On My Head —husband by petkoffDrake(m): 7:14pm On Jun 27, 2015

spiritual husband disturbing her.

Re: Anytime I Sleep With Her, I Receive Strange Knock On My Head —husband by scentmarlc(m): 7:15pm On Jun 27, 2015

Acebar:
this kind knock..... hmmm... nawa o....
E be like the kind knock wey one mad man dash me for head on roadside wen I dey small.. walahii.. I no fit forget Am. #smh

Uhmmm is dat why your _______________
Nevermind cheesy

am a born again xtian

Re: Anytime I Sleep With Her, I Receive Strange Knock On My Head —husband by Truckpusher(m): 7:16pm On Jun 27, 2015

chimkaire:
...oti ooooo

Didn't you come into this same thread laughing

Change it to..."Take a look at all of us laughing"
Hihihihihihahahahahah

Don't you think the Dokita should get himself a helmet or a heavy turban rather than the divorce he sought

Yeye girl - You cracked me up so badly with the highlighted grin

Do you talk this way in real life? Damn! you're one funny girl I swear grin

I dun die for laugh.

Re: Anytime I Sleep With Her, I Receive Strange Knock On My Head —husband by petkoffDrake(m): 7:16pm On Jun 27, 2015

LaDivva:
Lol, there is nothing I won't see, hear and read. He better run for his life before he start receiving punches and correct beating after making love to his wife.

spiritual husband. don't u think so?

Re: Anytime I Sleep With Her, I Receive Strange Knock On My Head —husband by Forwetinnah: 7:17pm On Jun 27, 2015

petkoffDrake:
spiritual husband disturbing her.

How come you're not considering that the man has a spiritual wife? Must everything be a woman's fault?? How did he get the money to open his hospital...that man hasn't told us the truth yet

Re: Anytime I Sleep With Her, I Receive Strange Knock On My Head —husband by Okeikpu(m): 7:17pm On Jun 27, 2015

Ds kwontry sef grin

as far as we hv a dullard as leader.....ds kind tori is very much possible undecided

Re: Anytime I Sleep With Her, I Receive Strange Knock On My Head —husband by Lolaabokoku(f): 7:17pm On Jun 27, 2015

Knocks from the gods

Re: Anytime I Sleep With Her, I Receive Strange Knock On My Head —husband by Truckpusher(m): 7:17pm On Jun 27, 2015

softysparky:

I still dey table his fvck up shaa. Him wan chop me

Oya na ,wack am come give us situation report. grin

I dey ya back like senior backy for soccer, according to my secondary school classmate. cheesy

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