The two strangest things I ever heard from commentators . . . Both in one week.

'He's got the pace, he's got the strength, he's athletic. . . he just lacks the natural TOUCH of a footballer!!!'

Sky commentator after Eboue missed that begging chance on Tuesday.

'It's Nasri, he's going to shoot!!! Oh no . . . It's Arsenal!!!'
That pretty much sums up Arsenal's season.

Are there any other funny/crazy or just out-of-this-world commentaries you've heard. Post them in honour of these wonderful people that have used their words to increase and slow down our heartrate whenever they feel like. (I'm talking of the commentators, not Arsenal)

Andy Gray

I watched the match and i saw an awful lot of it!

'Theo Walcott, will he?? is he?? And Theo Walcott scores a hattrick for England'

That's vaguely what I heard the commentator say in the Croatia match.

'AND THAT'S HOW HE MAKES A LIVING!!!'

A commentator shouted out exactly those words after Andy Cole scored a stunner.

DYNAMITE!!!! ABSOLUTE DYNAMITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


on the home scene "bcc lions ans shooting stars played a 1-1 goaless draw"

honest

A 1-1 goaless draw? Now that's classic.

14th march 2009, arsenal vs blackburn rovers.

"GOOOOOAAAAALLLLLL for arsenal, and by who? the arsenal goal machine Emanuel Eboue!"

or sumtin like dat.

"Oh . . . a terrific TENEDO from Uche Kalu" - SKY SPORTS commentator

NIG vs Malawi (not sure though) WORLD CUP QUALIFIERS

you folks should watch Gol TV (La Liga matches) and listen to Ray Hudson.
Haaaa. . .its beautiful. That crippy voice. . .the best.
brb to post some video and quotes. You will love them.
pity he doesnt comment on EPL matches.

meanwhile enjoy this. close your eyes and listen. . .haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2008/ray-hudson-greatest-soccer-commentator-p1.php

'What a great goal of great quality from a quality player' from an english commentator after maradona scored the lenght of the field goal against england in mexico 86.

Ferdonando Hierro sends the ball to an unrushing Loise Enrique and holllly mozzzzzzzzes! Was that shot? Or an explosion?

tayoccu:

DYNAMITE!!!! ABSOLUTE DYNAMITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


on the home scene "bcc lions ans shooting stars played a 1-1 goaless draw"

honest

You gotta be joking

allboyz:

"Oh . . . a terrific TENEDO from Uche Kalu" - SKY SPORTS commentator

NIG vs Malawi (not sure though) WORLD CUP QUALIFIERS

My ohh my!!

By The Late Ernest Okonkwo

The Guinean number 7 shirt beats Christian Chukwu. . .

He beats Christian Madu. . .

He has beaten 2 Christians. . .

He must be a Muslim

Martin Tyler - Sky Sports

"Salomon Kalou, the African International" _{Does Africa have a football team?}

You gotta be joking Grin Grin Grin

no I ain't ^{scout's honor!} sports world on LWT (lagos weekend television) 1990.

By The Late Ernest Okonkwo

The Guinean number 7 shirt beats Christian Chukwu. . .

He beats Christian Madu. . .

He has beaten 2 Christians. . .

He must be a Muslim

Akin why did you have to?
now my ribs are aching.

england vs brazil 2002 world cup IN PORTUGUESE

"ronaldinho gaucho ,

, GOALAZZZZZZZOOOOOOOOO! GOALAZZZZZZZOOOOOOOOO!! ,GOALAZZZZZZZOOOOOOOOO!!!GOALAZZZZZZZOOOOOOOOO!!!!GOALAZZZZZZZOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Richard Asiegbu or Ernest Okonkwo commenting on Frank Udemezue's team of South Korea '88 Olympics:

John Ene Okon now with the ball . . . what does he do . . .a chance for Nigeria! . . . a chance for Nigeria!! . . . oh, ladies and gentlemen, a goal for Brasil!!

Nigeria lost that match 4:0

I to Nigeria Drew 3-3 with Brazil in seoul

@Tayoccu In Seoul Nigeria lost 4-0 to Brazil, 3-1 to Yugosi-alafia , and 1-0 to Australia.

The team I remember Okwaraji, Yekini, was our keeper Ngodiga?

thanks for the info mate

@DK

Do you mean that Okwaraji, Yekini and keeper Ngodiga were in Seoul 88 team?

akinalabi:

By The Late Ernest Okonkwo

The Guinean number 7 shirt beats Christian Chukwu. . .

He beats Christian Madu. . .

He has beaten 2 Christians. . .

He must be a Muslim

oh my ribs . . Akin . . . nor kill me o0o . . Just too funny

Yeah Youngies I think so

And here goes robben,he's gotta be the oldest lookn 21year old alive

akinalabi:

By The Late Ernest Okonkwo

The Guinean number 7 shirt beats Christian Chukwu. . .

He beats Christian Madu. . .

He has beaten 2 Christians. . .

He must be a Muslim

This was said in a match bt Rangers and Pillers in the early 80s.

I remember the Intercontinental Cup in 1995 held in Saudi Arabia, where Naija represented Africa.
NTA was broadcasting one of the Naija games with an Arab Commentator.

Okocha was really bringing many of his skills to the fore

The Arab commentator was like:

''OKOSHA, OKOSHA, OKOSHA. . . . . . . .ALLAHUUUU AKkkBAR''

By The Late Ernest Okonkwo

The Guinean number 7 shirt beats Christian Chukwu. . .

He beats Christian Madu. . .

He has beaten 2 Christians. . .

He must be a Muslim

this is really funny tho ive heared it b4
meeen, we used to have great men in this country
Emeka Odipo and Ernest Okonkwo. Is Emeka odipo still alive

Presido1
i dont think so. I dont think C.Madu played for Rangers. Not sure tho

I remember the Intercontinental Cup in 1995 held in Saudi Arabia, where Naija represented Africa.
NTA was broadcasting one of the Naija games with an Arab Commentator.

Okocha was really bringing many of his skills to the fore

The Arab commentator was like:

''OKOSHA, OKOSHA, OKOSHA. . . . . . . .ALLAHUUUU AKkkBAR''

lmao!! make una no kill pesin today o

    OH!! bendel insurance nosakhare is on a free run !!!!!!!!!!!!! and he dribbles past the last defender----in the vital area oh my God! Oh my God!! oh my God---What does he do??he takes a look at the on rushing goalkepper and he SHOOOOOOTSS----oh no and the ball goes out of the stadium!!  





ogbe stadium

switch has done it again!!!!
good one dude.


"Kanu!! he has to score!!! ,

how did he miss that? even my Grandmother would have scored that"

-the sitter kanu missed 3 seasons ago.(can't remember which club he played against)

liverpool Vz A.Villa EPL gane week 30 Sunday 5PM NIG TIME 22END MARCH 2009.

Build up to Liverpool's 4th goal . . .

" Its Reira . .he lays a pass for Alonso . .Alonso . .a shot . .Oh No,the A.Villa Centre back pulls him down its a freekick for Liverpool just outside the penalty area.

its Alonso's territory,he's to take it . . no no . .it a goal by Gerrad . .they are goals up just 50 mins into the game . . what a cracker game it is . . 4 goal after 50min,its started with Real Madrid in the 2nd leg of the Champions league . .they won 4 nil,4 days after,the trashed MANCHESTER UNITED 4 Goals to 1 now its 4 GOAL TO NIL" . . .I don't think any team should be playing Liverpool this time around"

We sure will more this weekend ESP from the African games

@allboyz, thats gonna be pretty funny

Adebuywhore . . . !!!!!!!!!!!!
. . . Oh what a miss!!!!!!