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Joke Of The Day! by Defcon1(m): 8:27pm On Jun 27, 2015
PLEASE READ TILL THE END.grin


One day Bill complained to his friend, "My elbow really hurts, I guess I should see a doctor."
His friend said, "Don't do that. There's a computer at the drugstore that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor.
Simply put in a sample of your urine and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what you can do about it. It only costs $10."

Bill figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a urine sample and went to the drug store. Finding the computer, he poured in the sample and deposited the $10. The computer started making some noise and various lights started flashing.
After a brief pause out popped a small slip of paper on which was printed, "You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water. Avoid heavy lifting. It will be better in two weeks."

Later that evening, while thinking how amazing this new technology was and how it would change medical science forever, he began to wonder if this machine could be fooled.
He decided to give it a try. He mixed together some tap water, a stool sample from his dog and urine samples from his wife and daughter.
To top it off, he masturbated into the concoction.

He went back to the drug store, located the machine, poured in the sample and deposited the $10.
The computer again made the usual noise and printed out the following message, "Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. Your dog has worms. Get him vitamins. Your daughter is using cocaine.
Put her in a rehabilitation clinic. Your wife is pregnant with twin girls. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer.
And if you don't stop masturbating, your tennis elbow will never get better."

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Re: Joke Of The Day! by AdeniyiA(m): 8:42pm On Jun 27, 2015
Lol...the machine na God? ?

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Re: Joke Of The Day! by Defcon1(m): 1:32pm On Jun 28, 2015
AdeniyiA:
Lol...the machine na God? ?

l swear if this kind of machine existed many people would lose their jobs
cheesy
Re: Joke Of The Day! by Gigihealth: 9:10pm On Aug 12, 2016
Tennis elbow treatment involves the use of over-the-counter pain drugs. Self-care measures can also be applied. Tennis elbow usually gets better on its own. Click on the link below to read more.
http://www.gigihealth.com/tennis-elbow-treatment-tennis-elbow/

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