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| My Profile (happy Reading) by jeremiah505(m): 10:32am On Jun 28, 2015 |
Real Name: Jeremiah Jatto Nick Name: Jerry Jat Number: +2348167437411 Sex: MALE HOBBIES: collecting Lions tooth, catching bullets with bare hands, jogging up and down mount Everest... MY RECORDS: fought with a dinosaur and broke its neck, skinned a crocodile alive, held breath under water for 2 months 3 weeks 5days 6 hours 5 minutes and 45 seconds and traveled around the world in a day... GREATEST ACHIEVEMENTS: went to heaven to charge my phone, fluent in 10,598 languages. first Nigerian to land on the sun... SILIEST THING I'VE DONE: ate a bowl of plastic fruit on Xmas... EMBARRASSING MOMENT: couldn't kill 100 bears with a single punch though 99 died instantly and the last is now an slowpoke... PROUDEST MOMENT: firstly, a cobra died after it bites me and secondly when I roasted a dragon at my backyard with a lighter... SOMETHING ABOUT ME: I don't like bragging and telling people my history jor...  #Enjoyurday 1 Like |
| Re: My Profile (happy Reading) by darnley16(m): 10:40am On Jun 28, 2015 |
Hahaha enjoyed it sha, at first it sounded boring, nice one tho #songOfHojas |
| Re: My Profile (happy Reading) by kinah(f): 10:52am On Jun 28, 2015 |
Are u a vamp? |
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