on a sunday service heavily armed boko haram Boys entered a church. they surrounded every where. then the boss said am gonna kill every body in this church but am gonna do it alphabetically according to your names. they asked the usher what is ur name he said my name is zakari then they asked the second one and he said my name zuniya they ask abt fifty people but dey said their names all began with z. so one member pointed at the pastor who has already mix himself with the congregation so not to be easily spotted as the general overseer and said that is our overall head and his name is abraham so the man shouted shut up ur mouth who told u my name is abraham sir pls dont mind them my real name is ZABRAHAM. if na u watin go be ur name comments pls

ITbukola Saraki

There's nothing like zabraham.. He should have said zacheus or zephaniah........ Or maybe zeddicus zul, zorander

my name is zulu gambari