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Can You Swear You Did Not Do Any Of This? by harlos: 6:56pm On Jun 29, 2015
Heeeii, oya swear!

1. If you didn't kill earthworm with salt.
2. If you didn't play rubber band.
3. If you never bathed in the rain.
4. If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria 99-1.
5. If you didn't sleep on the couch and wake
up on the bed
6. If u didn't throw your milk tooth on the
roof for the lizards to take it and give you new ones.
7. If you didn't just wash your hands and legs instead of
bathing when going to school.
8. If you didn't act film in uncompleted building or under bed
with friends.
9. If you never flew a kite.
10. If you didn't use ur two legs to build houses with sand.
11. If u didn't write ur name on paper and insert it into ur pen
so that no one will steal it.
12. If u didn't close d fridge door really slowly to see when d
lights went off.
13. If u neva waved at white birds expectin ur nails to b whiter
14. If u neva heard of a ghost dat stays under
mango trees at nights
15. If u didn't drive a single car Tyre with a stick and called it
ur car!
16. If u didnt mix garri n sugar in ur pocket and eat while
walking in the street.
17. If u never did mama and papa play i.e. cookin grass nd
sand witout fire.
18. If you didn't play table soccer. with bottle
cover.....
If you did not do any of this... then I guess ur Childhood wasn't fun!

Oya choose which one u did.

Do you knw it is not jangilova epo motor? it is JINGLE OVER LIKE A MOTOR!! I bet u didn't knw. cheesy
Don't be shy, I didn't know either until now. : grin
I am sure 99.9 % of adults that grew up in Nigeria dnt knw dat d nursery rhyme "sandalili sandalili" is actually "standard living standard living". cheesy cheesy

D song in church saying " o singo singo, praise d Lord", is actually " o sing my soul and praise d Lord. I knw u are singing it now again, cheesy cheesy Confess.! are u guilty. cheesy cheesy

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Re: Can You Swear You Did Not Do Any Of This? by piicity(m): 6:58pm On Jun 29, 2015
Make i no lie,I SWEAR I DID ALL grin

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Re: Can You Swear You Did Not Do Any Of This? by Nobody: 7:00pm On Jun 29, 2015
angry
Re: Can You Swear You Did Not Do Any Of This? by Rasbajan: 7:04pm On Jun 29, 2015
Am guilty as charged
Re: Can You Swear You Did Not Do Any Of This? by Nobody: 7:10pm On Jun 29, 2015
I did almost all....heheheheheehehehehehehe.....lol @ sandalili and singo singo...I swear I didn't knw until now grin

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Re: Can You Swear You Did Not Do Any Of This? by prest(m): 7:17pm On Jun 29, 2015
I did all
Re: Can You Swear You Did Not Do Any Of This? by Ewuro4: 7:25pm On Jun 29, 2015
Cool! I did almost everything! grin

Halos it's nice to see you here.
Re: Can You Swear You Did Not Do Any Of This? by majamajic(m): 7:29pm On Jun 29, 2015
grin grin grin

Born in 80s
Re: Can You Swear You Did Not Do Any Of This? by harlos: 7:39pm On Jun 29, 2015
Ewuro4:
Cool! I did almost everything! grin

Halos it's nice to see you here.

Thanks bro wink
Re: Can You Swear You Did Not Do Any Of This? by harlos: 7:40pm On Jun 29, 2015
majamajic:
grin grin grin

Born in 80s
Kai grin
baba u don old o cheesy cheesy
Re: Can You Swear You Did Not Do Any Of This? by kalufelix(m): 7:42pm On Jun 29, 2015
lol...busted

Sunday school teachers be like praise da lord osingo singo praise da lord chai person mumu o no be small ...didn't do a few of them tho

I loved the sand construction so much...

Try number the list...nice write up
Re: Can You Swear You Did Not Do Any Of This? by Yustash001(m): 7:46pm On Jun 29, 2015
I did almost all...but the one I did most was the waving hands to white birds......we would say ''lekeleke basimi omu dudu lo omu funfun bowale''...

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Re: Can You Swear You Did Not Do Any Of This? by spicy244(f): 7:51pm On Jun 29, 2015
Lol......... I swear I did almost all not everything especially the acting part ehnnnn.... Remberd I used to form baby doll with cloth n will use the clothes we used wen we were small to dress it up....moisef n my younger sista.

Growing Up was really fun unlike now that we. Have Ben10 n lots more... Mtchewww


The nursery rhymes tho... Just getting to know that now grin
Re: Can You Swear You Did Not Do Any Of This? by harlos: 8:01pm On Jun 29, 2015
kalufelix:
lol...busted

Sunday school teachers be like praise da lord osingo singo praise da lord chai person mumu o no be small ...didn't do a few of them tho

I loved the sand construction so much...

Try number the list...nice write up
Lol.

Done cool
Re: Can You Swear You Did Not Do Any Of This? by kalufelix(m): 8:05pm On Jun 29, 2015
If table soccer were to be an Olympic sport i would have a gallery of gold medals...
we would contribute small small money and organize a winner takes all championship ...when am participating the rest is history...lol
chai childhood was fun walai
Re: Can You Swear You Did Not Do Any Of This? by kalufelix(m): 8:20pm On Jun 29, 2015
spicy244:
Lol......... I swear I did almost all not everything especially the acting part ehnnnn.... Remberd I used to form baby doll with cloth n will use the clothes we used wen we were small to dress it up....moisef n my younger sista.

Growing Up was really fun unlike now that we. Have Ben10 n lots more... Mtchewww


The nursery rhymes tho... Just getting to know that now grin

yeah it was more practical and adventurous then unlike now

some corrupt kids go use the papa and mama acting medium molest their selves....lol
but make i talk true i no do am o
Re: Can You Swear You Did Not Do Any Of This? by harlos: 8:50pm On Jun 29, 2015
kalufelix:

yeah it was more practical and adventurous then unlike now

some corrupt kids go use the papa and mama acting medium molest their selves....lol
but make i talk true i no do am o
Lol. How u take know tongue
Re: Can You Swear You Did Not Do Any Of This? by anigbajumo(m): 9:18pm On Jun 29, 2015
Lolz,i always laugh wen I c Mariam doin all dis coz av once done it........I fink I did all kiss[code][/code] undecided lipsrsealed
Re: Can You Swear You Did Not Do Any Of This? by Princeparix(m): 7:01am On Jun 30, 2015
Lolz.
I had this small round iron I do ride wit a spook we called a wheel.

Used cartons to construct a car we pushed also wit a spook.

Had sometin we called a Boreas or sumtin... Cant really remember

I try make I become chuk Norris even for war start,

Had different tires wit different car names for different errands...



Lwkm.... nowadays everybody d form ajebo even my little sis sings shakiti bobo while hitting play station.
Re: Can You Swear You Did Not Do Any Of This? by Nobody: 9:52am On Jun 30, 2015
Hahaha.. good ol' memories grin.. Childhood was the best times
Re: Can You Swear You Did Not Do Any Of This? by Vyolet(f): 9:56am On Jun 30, 2015
grin grin
Re: Can You Swear You Did Not Do Any Of This? by pretydiva(f): 10:20am On Jun 30, 2015
Coming 2 comment later
Re: Can You Swear You Did Not Do Any Of This? by texanomaly(f): 4:26pm On Jun 30, 2015
I can picture you doing these things harlos. cheesy
Re: Can You Swear You Did Not Do Any Of This? by harlos: 5:40pm On Jun 30, 2015
texanomaly:
I can picture you doing these things harlos. cheesy

I did almost everythinv cheesy wink
Including the 'o singo singo and sandalili sandalili' cheesy

I couldnt stop laughing when i saw what it actually means cheesy cheesy

There is no way you would escape doing at least one of this as a Nigerian kid grin
Re: Can You Swear You Did Not Do Any Of This? by harlos: 7:37pm On Jun 30, 2015
Princeparix:
Lolz.
I had this small round iron I do ride wit a spook we called a wheel.

Used cartons to construct a car we pushed also wit a spook.

Had sometin we called a Boreas or sumtin... Cant really remember

I try make I become chuk Norris even for war start,

Had different tires wit different car names for different errands...



Lwkm.... nowadays everybody d form ajebo even my little sis sings shakiti bobo while hitting play station.

cheesy
We use to gather plastic paint covers then, any iron hanger we see will be converted to the riding stick...

Lol. Na im be say u get fleet of cars then cheesy grin
Re: Can You Swear You Did Not Do Any Of This? by JigsawKillah(m): 8:15pm On Jun 30, 2015
I didn't do anyone jare
Re: Can You Swear You Did Not Do Any Of This? by Princeparix(m): 8:20pm On Jun 30, 2015
harlos:


cheesy
We use to gather plastic paint covers then, any iron hanger we see will be converted to the riding stick...

Lol. Na im be say u get fleet of cars then cheesy grin

I get Ferraris pass the sultan of Brunei that time. grin
Re: Can You Swear You Did Not Do Any Of This? by gidjah(m): 8:34pm On Jun 30, 2015
Princeparix:
Lolz.
I had this small round iron I do ride wit a spook we called a wheel.

Used cartons to construct a car we pushed also wit a spook.

Had sometin we called a Boreas or sumtin... Cant really remember

I try make I become chuk Norris even for war start,

Had different tires wit different car names for different errands...



Lwkm.... nowadays everybody d form ajebo even my little sis sings shakiti bobo while hitting play station.
yea , it is called Boris , was. d specialist then in the early 80's, I use to surcharge guys for every Boris car I construct, my DSD use to be an automobile engr so , getting the bearing (called boritz)wasn't a problem then. this days kidos are just note exposed than our generation o, recall I use to take my bath outside in jss3 way back in 89/90',I really doubt if any one can do DAT even in js1, we use to. take our bath in groups, Boys and d girls separately though.our Level of innocence was so high unlike now ,wey every body dey over shine eye in 3D
Re: Can You Swear You Did Not Do Any Of This? by Princeparix(m): 9:00pm On Jun 30, 2015
gidjah:
yea , it is called Boris , was. d specialist then in the early 80's, I use to surcharge guys for every Boris car I construct, my DSD use to be an automobile engr so , getting the bearing (called boritz)wasn't a problem then. this days kidos are just note exposed than our generation o, recall I use to take my bath outside in jss3 way back in 89/90',I really doubt if any one can do DAT even in js1, we use to. take our bath in groups, Boys and d girls separately though.our Level of innocence was so high unlike now ,wey every body dey over shine eye in 3D

Yea and they tell us "is a computer age" while every day we keep losing the pure nature of our beliefs, ethics and culture to modernisation.

I for one have no problem with modernisation but will only support modernisation tempered and controlled by the creative and integrative elements of tradition.
Re: Can You Swear You Did Not Do Any Of This? by dre11(m): 11:49pm On Jun 30, 2015
I did just few out of your list man
Re: Can You Swear You Did Not Do Any Of This? by harlos: 7:23am On Jul 01, 2015
gidjah:
yea , it is called Boris , was. d specialist then in the early 80's, I use to surcharge guys for every Boris car I construct, my DSD use to be an automobile engr so , getting the bearing (called boritz)wasn't a problem then. this days kidos are just note exposed than our generation o, recall I use to take my bath outside in jss3 way back in 89/90',I really doubt if any one can do DAT even in js1, we use to. take our bath in groups, Boys and d girls separately though.our Level of innocence was so high unlike now ,wey every body dey over shine eye in 3D
Lol, i remember that too,even after taking bath in the rain, mom will tell us to clean ourself with clean tap water
they told us then that it is not good undecided

Nowadys children...hmm thier eye shine pass 3D sef grin
Re: Can You Swear You Did Not Do Any Of This? by harlos: 7:27am On Jul 01, 2015
dre11:
I did just few out of your list man

Chai! U don miss plenty fun be dat... ajebota tongue tongue

grin cheesy

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