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Dear Girlfriend by idlatest(m): 7:48pm On Jun 29, 2015
Dear: Girlfriend!!..
I LOVE SEX. That's Me! I'm A Man.
So, STOP Pretending That You àre Surprised That I'm Always Hot For You. It's Normal.
Given A Chance, I Would Do It Anytime, Anywhere. So Better STOP Denying Me That Pussy. Don't Blame Me, Trace It Back To The Biblical King
Solomon.
My Dick Is My Dick. This Size Is My Size! You Either Appreciate It Or Leave Me! Its not about How Deep I Can Go In You, It's About How Deep My Love For
You Is.
Sometimes I Cum Fast, Sometimes I Last Longer.
It's Called Being A Man.
Shining And Acting Up Every Time I Cum Too
Quick! You Should Thank God I
Came! That Means You Are Too
Awesome To Delay!
After All, It's Not About How Long I Can Last In Bed, It's About How Long This
Relationship Will Last!
But Hey,
DON'T BE FOOLED! Sometimes I
Can Last Longer Than A Porn Star!
Try Me! DON'T EVER Compare Me
With Your Ex.
If He Was So Good, What The Bleep Are You Doing With Me??
If I'm Good In Bed, Spread The Word To Your Girlfriends And Sisters... And
Female Cousins...
If I'm Poor, Spread The Word To Me... I'll Do
Something About It...
Never Attack Me Verbally In
public! Never Ever! It's A Crime!
We Are Lovers, Not Politicians.
My Phone Is My Phone. The Stuff That
Goes On There Is Crazier Than
You Can Imagine! Leave It Alone!
Oh, And NEVER Answer My Calls!
Ever! If They Wanted To Talk To
You, They Would Have Called You
Instead!
If I Have The Money,
We'll Spend It. If I'm Broke... Sit
Down And Pray For Me. Don't start
Acting Up Because My Wallet Is
Empty!
Hey, I Came Into Your Life
To Love You, Not To Bail You Out!
ALWAYS REMEMBER, I Came To
Attend To Your Heart Affairs, NOT
FINANCIAL AFFAIRS!
I am Your Boyfriend, Not an ATM”


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Re: Dear Girlfriend by agarawu23(m): 7:50pm On Jun 29, 2015
too rough to read embarassed
Re: Dear Girlfriend by Hazardd(m): 7:51pm On Jun 29, 2015
undecided
Re: Dear Girlfriend by Blizzyblinkzy(f): 8:13pm On Jun 29, 2015
Ok
Re: Dear Girlfriend by IamLEGEND1: 8:16pm On Jun 29, 2015
o.k
Re: Dear Girlfriend by marieclare(f): 8:21pm On Jun 29, 2015
Interesting.... undecided
Re: Dear Girlfriend by Mznaett: 8:53pm On Jun 29, 2015
k o
Re: Dear Girlfriend by Samiceman: 8:55pm On Jun 29, 2015
Why u come call lala? U dey dream of FP abi? Dream on brother
Re: Dear Girlfriend by spicy244(f): 9:12pm On Jun 29, 2015
Too lengthy tho.... You shud av sent it as an sms to ur galfrnd. She would av appreciated it than bringing it here tongue OR the topic shud av bin Dear "Ladies"
Re: Dear Girlfriend by henribj(m): 10:39pm On Jun 29, 2015
nice one op
Re: Dear Girlfriend by idlatest(m): 1:42am On Jun 30, 2015
Samiceman:
Why u come call lala? U dey dream of FP abi? Dream on brother
grin

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