To make friends on NL:

1. Start a controversial topic.
2. Crucify any off-topic poster & thank gud contributors.
U'll make friendr either way (crucifixion or appreciation). . .or both ways.

Hello dude,
How are ya all doing??

So

Czarskit:

To make friends on NL:

1. Start a controversial topic.
2. Crucify any off-topic poster & thank gud contributors.
U'll make friendr either way (crucifixion or appreciation). . .or both ways.

I will start with you then
Thank u for your contribution.

Now that i have all u'll attention, i want to know.
ARE PARENTS ALWAYS RIGHT?
Mine make me think that they are always right.

Are parents always right?

No.

Czarskit:

Are parents always right?

No.

Why do you say that? Any instances?

U tell me. . .

tee*ice, u r welcome.
This is Nigeria A.K.A Nairaland but on the web.

please familiarise yourself with the dynamics of Nairaland. Very soon you will be crying, laughing, arguing, cursing, to name but a few.

OMO IBO:

tee*ice, u r welcome.
This is Nigeria A.K.A Nairaland but on the web.

please familiarise yourself with the dynamics of Nairaland. Very soon you will be crying, laughing, arguing, cursing, to name but a few.

OMO IBO you seriously think so?

@dapheonix
I am, new to this so pardon.
Wat is so bad about D-roc?

D-roc cannot be that retarded.

@tee*ice

I'm so loving you right now.

Those girls are just jealous cos I saw you first. Daphoenix and Spikedcylider just couldn't stand losing another girl to a guy (Remember, make Godly friends and Straight friends)

Cheers 

d-ROC:

@tee*ice

I'm so loving you right now.

Those girls are just jealous cos I saw you first. Daphoenix and Spikedcylider just couldn't stand losing another girl to a guy (Remember, make Godly friends and Straight friends)

Cheers

Thank you D-roc
You know there is a thread about "why nigerian men fall in love quickly"
You are not one of those men are you? lol

I want to be friends too,
with nice pple,
Can i come and visit you in madrid ? so you can show me around if you want
I am a female 28yrs i just like travelmling en have neva been, to spain.

tee*ice:

Thank you D-roc
You know there is a thread about "why nigerian men fall in love quickly"
You are not one of those men are you? lol

No he's the one who opened some thread saying women are gold diggers

DaPhoenix:

No he's the one who opened some thread saying women are gold diggers

Oh no he didnt.
D-roc should know that while some women are gold diggers and some men can be hole diggers ( if you know wat i mean )

tee*ice:

Thank you D-roc
You know there is a thread about "why nigerian men fall in love quickly"
You are not one of those men are you? lol

tee*ice,

if my tender arms could span the oceans and bridge the distance that seperates us I would hug you right now.

tee*ice:

Oh no he didnt.

D-roc should know that while some women are gold diggers and some men can be hole diggers ( if you know wat i mean )

A good sense of Humour you have despite their ramblings and hating. d-ROC never said all women were golddiggers. Like I told you before they are just jealous, so keep your eyes on me baby.

d-ROC:

tee*ice,

if my tender arms could span the oceans and bridge the distance that seperates us I would hug you right now.

A good sense of Humour you have despite their ramblings and hating. d-ROC never said all women were golddiggers. Like I told you before they are just jealous, so keep your eyes on me baby.

All you guys are making me blush with these talk.
D-roc i dont know if i trust you, ladies do you all think D-roc is being sincerely nice?
Plsssssss help!!!!!!!!!!!!

Easiest way:

1. Post a picture of yourself.
2. Make sure you are beautiful
3. Make sure you have big big boobs . . .

You'll have all the friends you want.

davidylan:

Easiest way:

1. Post a picture of yourself.
2. Make sure you are beautiful
3. Make sure you have big big boobs . . .

You'll have all the friends you want.

It should be like this:

1: Make sure you have very big boobs

2: Make sure you have very big boobs

3: Make sure you have very big boobs

With that, she will make loads of friends. More than she ever needs.

4 Play:

It should be like this:

1: Make sure you have very big boobs

2: Make sure you have very big boobs

3: Make sure you have very big boobs

With that, she will make loads of friends. More than she ever needs.

Infact i predict she will get tired of having so many friends.
tee ice over to you.

davidylan:

Infact i predict she will get tired of having so many friends.
tee ice over to you.

Well davidylan you already describe in simple terms but those are not wat i am looking for as a woman.
Are you speaking for yourself?

tee*ice:

Well davidylan you already describe in simple terms but those are not wat i am looking for as a woman.
Are you speaking for yourself?

I'm not sure you want any friends.

why you say that?

lol @ david and 4Play.

Like say this tee*ice no want make friends. Put up your picture, make we see. Make sure it shows you from waist up. It's very easy to make friends here.

tee*ice:

why you say that?

Ok stay there speaking english. When you are ready to make friends you'll post the picture of your boobs.
Mind you no pixel manipulating allowed.

Would you be friend with me or my boobs?

4 Play:

Like say this tee*ice no want make friends. Put up your picture, make we see. Make sure it shows you from waist up. It's very easy to make friends here.

All you guys are twisted

tee*ice:

Would you be friend with me or my boobs?

Girl, don't give in lol

another madrid guy is here,but wait oh, are you sure that the poster is not an attention seeker no pic, no contact adress

tee*ice:

All you guys are twisted

Your signature claims you are a ''powerful woman and proud'' yet you haven't displayed a picture of the ''power'' you claim to have .

tee*ice:

Would you be friend with me or my boobs?

On NL, boobs na the currency of friendship.
Make sure they are good boobs though.

davidylan:

Ok stay there speaking english. When you are ready to make friends you'll post the picture of your boobs.
Mind you no pixel manipulating allowed.

OMG David!!! Is that how you and Morenike became "friends"?