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Re: BVN : A Friend's Hilarious Experience At GT Bank With A White Man by ephi123(f): 11:14pm On Jul 01, 2015
Half of the rubbish they wouldn't think of doing in their own country, Nigeria becomes the practice ground. Another example is ChocolateRoyal
I have serious respect for the woman that challenged them.
Nigerians, free yourselves! angry

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Re: BVN : A Friend's Hilarious Experience At GT Bank With A White Man by Mike008(m): 11:15pm On Jul 01, 2015
So whats the theme of this story?
Re: BVN : A Friend's Hilarious Experience At GT Bank With A White Man by pbs4real(m): 11:15pm On Jul 01, 2015
INTROVERT:
Reading
Very funny tongue
them take am do u?
Re: BVN : A Friend's Hilarious Experience At GT Bank With A White Man by Whynotthetruth(m): 11:16pm On Jul 01, 2015
tohpahz:
Op.. i like u jare.. u did well.
I dunno who owns this country anymore.. oyinbo or Nigerians..
Oh chim!
Just because his skin is white,he can do waheva he likes shey.. ((bleaching on my mind grin)

As you win Miss NL, you no invite me for the party...And as you celebrated your one year anniversary in this forum today, you no invite me again...why nah, I steal your thing
Re: BVN : A Friend's Hilarious Experience At GT Bank With A White Man by Nobody: 11:17pm On Jul 01, 2015
pansophist:
Nice thread

But it has worked in reverse for me, I have been prioritized in banks and offices for being black (or foreign) in Europe many times, especially in Homogenous countries. Does it mean they are suffering from inferiority complex too?

If the whiteman was black, will you explicate the event to a case of inferiority complex? Although I am not justifying the preferential treatment accorded to the whiteman, but learn to put things into perspective. The notion of ''inferiority complex'' is solely your interpretation of what happened.

JustSaying

I don't believe you at all grin

Just saying undecided

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Re: BVN : A Friend's Hilarious Experience At GT Bank With A White Man by crisycent: 11:18pm On Jul 01, 2015
Time to go to west Germany to go and see their president Michelle.

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Re: BVN : A Friend's Hilarious Experience At GT Bank With A White Man by Henergee(m): 11:18pm On Jul 01, 2015
The problem of d black race is d black people............. Op, i duff my cap for u...

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Re: BVN : A Friend's Hilarious Experience At GT Bank With A White Man by pansophist(m): 11:19pm On Jul 01, 2015
Insidous:


I don't believe you at all grin

Just saying undecided

I owe you no justification, farewell.
Re: BVN : A Friend's Hilarious Experience At GT Bank With A White Man by piagetskinner(m): 11:21pm On Jul 01, 2015
Hmm looks like a cooked up story#


Anyway, Nigerians have long been treated like second class citizens abroad...and when these so-called foreigners come to our country, they expect to be treated like royalty. Spits
Re: BVN : A Friend's Hilarious Experience At GT Bank With A White Man by elantraceey(f): 11:23pm On Jul 01, 2015
Never beg a 9ga man else his sakara will only increase grin grin


But on a serious note , the inferiority complex in Africa is something else , we treat them like kings here but they do the opposite there.
Re: BVN : A Friend's Hilarious Experience At GT Bank With A White Man by RaptorX: 11:24pm On Jul 01, 2015
pansophist:
Nice thread

But it has worked in reverse for me, I have been prioritized in banks and offices for being black (or foreign) in Europe many times, especially in Homogenous countries. Does it mean they are suffering from inferiority complex too?

If the whiteman was black, will you explicate the event to a case of inferiority complex? Although I am not justifying the preferential treatment accorded to the whiteman, but learn to put things into perspective. The notion of ''inferiority complex'' is solely your interpretation of what happened.

JustSaying
Which European country were you given preferential treatment as a black man? It must be a country in your dreams, oyinbo will place you a nigga b4 him in his own country, when right from the airport you are pulled to one side for extra scrutiny, you must think we have never lived in oyinbo countries b4.

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Re: BVN : A Friend's Hilarious Experience At GT Bank With A White Man by Nobody: 11:26pm On Jul 01, 2015
pansophist:


I owe you no justification, farewell.

Of course, you don't. You do not have to justifycheesy, that lie was so big that it would take all the genii in the world to come up with a justification kiss. Cheers!

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Re: BVN : A Friend's Hilarious Experience At GT Bank With A White Man by Nickymezor(f): 11:27pm On Jul 01, 2015
Hw did the tale end nw OP...it's hilarious tho, I really wonder wetin those White Men dey feel like for Our Own Soil sef
Re: BVN : A Friend's Hilarious Experience At GT Bank With A White Man by jevic(m): 11:27pm On Jul 01, 2015
No mind the oyibo man, he think say na only him waka come.
Re: BVN : A Friend's Hilarious Experience At GT Bank With A White Man by premiums: 11:28pm On Jul 01, 2015
I'm so proud of you, well done. Inferiority complex is the problem.

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Re: BVN : A Friend's Hilarious Experience At GT Bank With A White Man by mubarak001(m): 11:31pm On Jul 01, 2015
I liked wt d Op did bt I guess he lied for us or add up some parts to cook d story for us well. Whichever ways...

I hate d fact that our military men escort des white guys plus Dem go come dey siren the road dey follow wrong lane all in d name of expatriate.

A time is coming whn we shall do our own xenophobia for d whites. Until den, lemme establish my own coy or get job 1st.

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Re: BVN : A Friend's Hilarious Experience At GT Bank With A White Man by Nobody: 11:34pm On Jul 01, 2015
pansophist:
Nice thread

But it has worked in reverse for me, I have been prioritized in banks and offices for being black (or foreign) in Europe many times, especially in Homogenous countries. Does it mean they are suffering from inferiority complex too?

If the whiteman was black, will you explicate the event to a case of inferiority complex? Although I am not justifying the preferential treatment accorded to the whiteman, but learn to put things into perspective. The notion of ''inferiority complex'' is solely your interpretation of what happened.

JustSaying
. No doubt. He's a veritable rabble rouser. But if for nothing, his stand in that banking hall roused a few tepid hearts into brief confidence in their rights as free citizens.
VIPs are treated specially everywhere, but that kind of personality that would need to be brought to the head of a long hostile queue, that person is hardly 'very important'. Hence the case for skin hue, racism e.t.c.
I would say you shouldn't be so pleased that you were ever prioritized for being black. They probably didn't want your dark skin rubbing off on them and causing old ladies panic attacks.

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Re: BVN : A Friend's Hilarious Experience At GT Bank With A White Man by pansophist(m): 11:34pm On Jul 01, 2015
RaptorX:
Which European country were you given preferential treatment as a black man? It must be a country in your dream, oyinbo will place you a nigga b4 him in his own country, you must think we have never lived in oyinbo countries b4.

You need to purge yourself from seeing the world through the lense of race only. I have been given preferential treatment. The first time I went to open a bank account, I was picked out of the queue and transferred upstairs, probably beause I might not understood the local language I guess.

I am not saying this is a quotidian event, but it happens. You might also not believed that my stuff has been paid for by white people in supermarkets simply because I couldnt pay due to the POS not able to accept my foreign card. Even though there are many racist experience which I have been a victim of (I have loads of them), there are still the positive part. Openmindedness can really help you if you ignore all pressuposition.

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Re: BVN : A Friend's Hilarious Experience At GT Bank With A White Man by callonme(m): 11:36pm On Jul 01, 2015
If I were the experienced,I would have done worse......











God bless Nigeria.....well,





















I'm still setting up my Award-winning blog.
Re: BVN : A Friend's Hilarious Experience At GT Bank With A White Man by drey076(m): 11:39pm On Jul 01, 2015
Very nice of u op
Re: BVN : A Friend's Hilarious Experience At GT Bank With A White Man by Missmossy(f): 11:47pm On Jul 01, 2015
Wow!!!
I love this cheesy

It has made my night grin grin

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Re: BVN : A Friend's Hilarious Experience At GT Bank With A White Man by savio07(m): 11:48pm On Jul 01, 2015
INTROVERT:
Reading

Very funny tongue
wats ur occupation biko?
Re: BVN : A Friend's Hilarious Experience At GT Bank With A White Man by MrBasketball: 11:53pm On Jul 01, 2015
How can someone from another country come and ride us in our country just because he/she is white by skin.

Someone who don't give a damn about you in their countries... Nigerians needs to wake up!
Re: BVN : A Friend's Hilarious Experience At GT Bank With A White Man by NgwaManNaija4LF(m): 11:55pm On Jul 01, 2015
Tuntheycr7:


[b]This morning, as I landed in Lagos, I made to the
nearest GTB to transact. The queue from inside
the banking hall to the bank entrance was crazy.
They are customers who wanna register for their
BVN, I was told. Today is the last day for
registration, they said. I wished them well as I
aligned with the shorter queue for customers
who wanna deposit cash.
Soon, from the BVN queue, a woman began to
scream. The only thing I was able to pick from
the scream, 'se ori meji loni ni? (does he have
two heads?' I stepped out of my queue, to go
and gbeborun, to see what or who was
tormenting this woman. These GTB staff that are
always garbed in white military-like uniform; are
they drivers or security men? About three of
them had just came in with one whiteman. And
they took the whiteman straight to the lady at
the BVN desk. And the lady, too, was already
attending to the whiteman while the queue
watched, and waited, except this woman.
For a moment, I observed things. The woman
screaming against this white supremacy on the
soil of Africa is one local market woman. I
figured through her dressing, the way she tied
her purse around her waist, and when she
lamented that they left their wares to come join
this queue since they heard the exercise was
gonna close today. The men in white and the
whiteman weren't bothered by the woman's
noise. It was a case of allowing the dog bark all
it can till it can bark no more. The people on the
queue were indifferent. Some of them, their
looks carried the undertone, 'shey this woman
wey dey shout want oyinbo to join the queue ni?
Haba!'
I stepped into the circle, calming the woman.
And then, I took the fight from there. I banged
the desk twice, and instantly I got everyone's
attention. How can these men in white bring this
man in and wouldn't tell him to join the queue? I
began. Hey madam, pointing to GTB staff by the
BVN desk, you can only attend to this man when
he joins the queue! Who are you? One of the
idiots in white turned at me. I jega'ed him. I am
a ten year old customer of GTB, I said, with a
brief smile. At this point, everything stood still.
Tell this man to join the queue, I insisted. When
the whiteman's eyes met mine, I expected him to
talk. He didn't. I did the talking. Is this how you
do from where you come from, huh? I threw into
his face. Is this how you will connive with staff
to jump over the queue when at the Barclays
Bank in London or the Royal Bank in Edinburgh
or Dime Savings Bank of New York? Ha, we don't
do like that here in Nigeria o. We follow due-
process. Mafi bredi komi lomi obe je, ogbeni
oyinbo! L'Eko Ile? Oma to sori queue yen ni se.
He folded his arms and looked on imperiously.
At this point, the bank top officials had gathered
around. There were attempts to 'rescue' the
whiteman to their office upstairs. I halted it. The
moment I noticed, I told them that if they go
attend to the whiteman upstairs, I will tell
everyone on the queue to march upstairs, too.
And then, they resorted to begging. And even the
woman whose fight I had taken ownership of
started to beg me. Otito Baba Oko mi, she
pleaded. No, oyinbo MUST join the queue! Their
pleading fuelled my anger. What is that?
These things that come with neo-imperialism
sha. I've also heard about how whitemen smoke
in places marked No Smoking at the Nigerian
airport, and they go, without being penalised as
would Nigerian offenders.[/b]


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Bro,you and that market lady were the only true Nigerians inside that bank,others are idiioots and fools. Had it been I was there, the useless Albinos would have join that line.

My former wife is from Germany, I feeded her,clothed her, sex her and control her from up to down till they days she said ain't not going back to Africa and got her butt kicked out of my life till today.

Believe me, most Nigerians are mugu with low life and useless,they only rant about tribe and religion but can't face them albinos. What a shame feeling second class in front of a useless foreigner.

God forbid.

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Re: BVN : A Friend's Hilarious Experience At GT Bank With A White Man by cee001(m): 11:56pm On Jul 01, 2015
tohpahz:
Op.. i like u jare.. u did well.
I dunno who owns this country anymore.. oyinbo or Nigerians..
Oh chim!
Just because his skin is white,he can do waheva he likes shey.. ((bleaching on my mind grin)
grin LOL @ ur signature
Re: BVN : A Friend's Hilarious Experience At GT Bank With A White Man by teeghurl(f): 11:59pm On Jul 01, 2015
Lmao. Gboranmi deleru grin grin
Re: BVN : A Friend's Hilarious Experience At GT Bank With A White Man by Revolva(m): 11:59pm On Jul 01, 2015
angry angry angry Umm na padi padi system we de for naija na
Re: BVN : A Friend's Hilarious Experience At GT Bank With A White Man by RaptorX: 12:00am On Jul 02, 2015
pansophist:


You need to purge yourself from seeing the world through the lense of race only. I have been given preferential treatment. The first time I went to open a bank account, I was picked out of the queue and transferred upstairs, probably beause I might not understood the local language I guess.

I am not saying this is a quotidian event, but it happens. You might also not believed that my stuff has been paid for by white people in supermarkets simply because I couldnt pay due to the POS not able to accept my foreign card. Even though there are many racist experience which I have been a victim of (I have loads of them), there are still the positive part. Openmindedness can really help you if you ignore all pressuposition.
If you and i as black men don't see the world through the lens of race then we as a people are condemned to repeat our history with the so called white people. The whites interactions with every other race on this planet have been through the prism of race and skin color, which have enabled them to plunder and pillage their way around the globe over the last 500 years and has left a legacy of white supremacy and black inferiority complex has evidenced by what happened inside that bank in Africa's most populous country.

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Re: BVN : A Friend's Hilarious Experience At GT Bank With A White Man by Nobody: 12:01am On Jul 02, 2015
Op, I like this your movie. What's the title? grin
Re: BVN : A Friend's Hilarious Experience At GT Bank With A White Man by willian10: 12:01am On Jul 02, 2015
Tuntheycr7:


[b]This morning, as I landed in Lagos, I made to the
nearest GTB to transact. The queue from inside
the banking hall to the bank entrance was crazy.
They are customers who wanna register for their
BVN, I was told. Today is the last day for
registration, they said. I wished them well as I
aligned with the shorter queue for customers
who wanna deposit cash.
Soon, from the BVN queue, a woman began to
scream. The only thing I was able to pick from
the scream, 'se ori meji loni ni? (does he have
two heads?' I stepped out of my queue, to go
and gbeborun, to see what or who was
tormenting this woman. These GTB staff that are
always garbed in white military-like uniform; are
they drivers or security men? About three of
them had just came in with one whiteman. And
they took the whiteman straight to the lady at
the BVN desk. And the lady, too, was already
attending to the whiteman while the queue
watched, and waited, except this woman.
For a moment, I observed things. The woman
screaming against this white supremacy on the
soil of Africa is one local market woman. I
figured through her dressing, the way she tied
her purse around her waist, and when she
lamented that they left their wares to come join
this queue since they heard the exercise was
gonna close today. The men in white and the
whiteman weren't bothered by the woman's
noise. It was a case of allowing the dog bark all
it can till it can bark no more. The people on the
queue were indifferent. Some of them, their
looks carried the undertone, 'shey this woman
wey dey shout want oyinbo to join the queue ni?
Haba!'
I stepped into the circle, calming the woman.
And then, I took the fight from there. I banged
the desk twice, and instantly I got everyone's
attention. How can these men in white bring this
man in and wouldn't tell him to join the queue? I
began. Hey madam, pointing to GTB staff by the
BVN desk, you can only attend to this man when
he joins the queue! Who are you? One of the
idiots in white turned at me. I jega'ed him. I am
a ten year old customer of GTB, I said, with a
brief smile. At this point, everything stood still.
Tell this man to join the queue, I insisted. When
the whiteman's eyes met mine, I expected him to
talk. He didn't. I did the talking. Is this how you
do from where you come from, huh? I threw into
his face. Is this how you will connive with staff
to jump over the queue when at the Barclays
Bank in London or the Royal Bank in Edinburgh
or Dime Savings Bank of New York? Ha, we don't
do like that here in Nigeria o. We follow due-
process. Mafi bredi komi lomi obe je, ogbeni
oyinbo! L'Eko Ile? Oma to sori queue yen ni se.
He folded his arms and looked on imperiously.
At this point, the bank top officials had gathered
around. There were attempts to 'rescue' the
whiteman to their office upstairs. I halted it. The
moment I noticed, I told them that if they go
attend to the whiteman upstairs, I will tell
everyone on the queue to march upstairs, too.
And then, they resorted to begging. And even the
woman whose fight I had taken ownership of
started to beg me. Otito Baba Oko mi, she
pleaded. No, oyinbo MUST join the queue! Their
pleading fuelled my anger. What is that?
These things that come with neo-imperialism
sha. I've also heard about how whitemen smoke
in places marked No Smoking at the Nigerian
airport, and they go, without being penalised as
would Nigerian offenders.[/b]


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Abeg, wey bleaching cream?, me sef go turn oyinbo do d bvn

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