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Wonders..a Must Read...lol by bellefidel(f): 8:15am On Jul 03, 2015
SHOCKING STORY OF A GIRL NAMED
AMANDA
On that fateful day, Amanda was on
her way to school when a motor cycle
knocked her down!
She was rushed to a nearby hospital
immediately.
That night in her dream, an old woman
in white garment appeared to her and
warned her sternly that:
"As soon as you are discharged from
the hospital,
you must wash the blood stains from
that cloth you wore that day you were
involved in an accident otherwise
something terrible may happen to
YOU!"
Amanda thought it was just an
ordinary dream not until she saw the
same old woman in her dream
again&again&again.... telling her to
wash the blood stains from the cloth.
This time,
Amanda was frightened and told her
mother the dream.
Her mother simply told her to do
exactly as she was told.
The moment Amanda got home from
the hospital, that very day she was
discharged,
She soaked the cloth and started
washing.
She washed and washed but there was
still small stain of blood on the cloth
because the blood stains had dried
already.
.
...
..
.
She got tired and rinsed the cloth like
that.
It was a white gown.
That night in her dream, the same old
woman appeared to her again and told
her to wash the cloth very well that
there was still blood stains on it which
may cause something terrible to
happen to her.
When Amanda woke up, she checked
the time, it was 4:00am...everyw here
was still dark. She was consumed with
fear!
.
.
...
..
....,and because she was afraid of the
old woman's caution,
she got up, took the cloth and started
washing.
She scrubbed it so hard that it felt like
it was going to tear.
Amanda was scrubbing the cloth so
hard that tears almost started dropping
from her eyes when all of a sudden,
someone tapped her from behind.
She turned and behold, the old woman
in her dream had appeared to her in
real life....
Out of fear, Amanda got up to run but
fell down.
The old woman drew closer to Amanda
and said softly,
...
..
.
"Henceforth! Use ARIEL detergent to do
your washing....lol
Re: Wonders..a Must Read...lol by fretfingers: 8:18am On Jul 03, 2015
Isorite
More reasons why I would neva name my kid AMANDA!
Re: Wonders..a Must Read...lol by bellefidel(f): 8:48am On Jul 03, 2015
but amanda is a gud name oh
Re: Wonders..a Must Read...lol by fretfingers: 9:39am On Jul 04, 2015
bellefidel:
but amanda is a gud name oh
Yeah! Right! Don't tell me that's one of your names?
Re: Wonders..a Must Read...lol by bellefidel(f): 1:19pm On Jul 04, 2015
fretfingers:


Yeah! Right! Don't tell me that's one of your names?
no oh my name is fidel
Re: Wonders..a Must Read...lol by fretfingers: 1:53pm On Jul 04, 2015
bellefidel:
no oh my name is fidel
Now that's a name I can tag my kids with.
So is Fidel a Nigerian?
Re: Wonders..a Must Read...lol by bellefidel(f): 12:38pm On Jul 05, 2015
fretfingers:

Now that's a name I can tag my kids with.
So is Fidel a Nigerian?
of course
Re: Wonders..a Must Read...lol by fretfingers: 12:55pm On Jul 05, 2015
bellefidel:
of course

Great! That means Fidel should know what a beauty means to a Nigerian guy!
Re: Wonders..a Must Read...lol by stam101(m): 1:47pm On Jul 06, 2015
bellefidel:
of course

Sorry dear but what's the full name?
Is it fidelity or infidelity?

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