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Hashtag- Before And After Sex by Nobody: 12:32pm On Jul 03, 2015
Hello beautiful people,I think today's our first hashtag ever, and it's double. Things that happen before and after sex smiley

Example

#BeforeSex he is so nice and caring
#AfterSex he doesn't give a damn

#BeforeSex she's just a girlfriend
#AfterSex she wants to be a wife

Let's see what you've got
Re: Hashtag- Before And After Sex by Nobody: 12:35pm On Jul 03, 2015
It seems the only thing majority of the babes on nairaland think about is sex. If we invested this much thought into something productive, mehn!, we would have the biggest amount of young millionaires in Africa!




The poster above is a prime example of what we re talking about!

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Re: Hashtag- Before And After Sex by apogeez(m): 12:40pm On Jul 03, 2015
after $èx much change is observe...
Re: Hashtag- Before And After Sex by Nobody: 1:03pm On Jul 03, 2015
#before sex he praises her
#after sex she is an olosho
Re: Hashtag- Before And After Sex by Nobody: 1:24pm On Jul 03, 2015
#Before sex, she was the saint ever known.
#After sex, a resident slut was crowned.

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Re: Hashtag- Before And After Sex by Nobody: 1:24pm On Jul 03, 2015
#Before sex, she was the saint ever known.
#After sex, a resident slut was crowned.
Re: Hashtag- Before And After Sex by NoobSaibott: 1:27pm On Jul 03, 2015
#Before sex, my dick is hard
#after sex, it becomes flaccid

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Re: Hashtag- Before And After Sex by steffans(m): 8:41am On Jul 05, 2015
before sex.. he helps her remove her clothes..
after sex.. u put back ur fuvcking clothes back ur self grin

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Re: Hashtag- Before And After Sex by rosy4u(f): 8:24pm On Jul 11, 2015
girl : hun why aren't u picking my calls or even call back ?
u no more showing me dat love u used to show , u no more calling me every evening to ask how am fairing sad
wat has gone wrong ?




guy : Have u ever seen or heard a politician still campaigning after winning elections undecided







grin grin grin

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Re: Hashtag- Before And After Sex by Nobody: 8:42pm On Jul 11, 2015
#beforeSexIthinkHe'sMyprinceCharming
#afterSexI'mThinkingWasIjazzed?

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Re: Hashtag- Before And After Sex by Nobody: 3:48pm On Jul 18, 2015
#BeforeSex am Hot & hard
#AfterSex am relaxed & soft


Listen to dis freestyle by me..


http://my.notjustok.com/track/24670/
Re: Hashtag- Before And After Sex by Nobody: 4:36pm On Jul 18, 2015
rosy4u:
girl : hun why aren't u picking my calls or even call back ?
u no more showing me dat love u used to show , u no more calling me every evening to ask how am fairing sad
wat has gone wrong ?




guy : Have u ever seen or heard a politician still campaigning after winning elections undecided







grin grin grin

Epic and wicked grin
Re: Hashtag- Before And After Sex by Nobody: 4:43pm On Jul 18, 2015
before sex no pregnancy
after sex i carry belle cheesy

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