1. You see identical twins, you
still dey ask 'na twins be dis'?
No bros, na picmix...lol
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2. Nepa brings light and
everyone in the neighborhood
shouts 'up Nepaaa'! My guy ask
me, O boy na light be that?
No oh, Na Holy Ghost fire! Lol!
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3. You see person dey vomit, you
still dey ask am 'you no well'?
Em well, e juzdey practice how
to vomit.
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4. You just wake up from sleep
person come ask you "you don
wake?"
No oh, I come buy bread wey I go
chop for dream.
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5. You see woman wey born new
pikin u ask her "madam u don
born? " No ohhhh, she buy am
for OLX...
.
6. You greet person "good
morning ma" ! She ask, my pikin
you don wake?
no ohhhh, I dey sleep walk...
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7. My guy ask me "O boy where u
dey?" I tell am say i dey bank, nd
him ask me "Wat is happening
there?"
Nah new yam festival.. *LMAO*
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8. My neighbour sees me
opening the gates to drive out
and asks me, U dey comot?
Not at all... I be the new
gateman...
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9. I dey watch film… my guy enta
come ask me "Guy na film u dey
watch?
No naa... I dey discuss with
Osuofia...
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10.U see me dey chop indomie
come dey ask me, O boy, na
indomieu dey chop so?
No ohhhh... Na friedrubber band
mixed withthread.
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As it stands now by, abeg i need to
ask u one question, no vex abeg.
Shey na whatapps be dis






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