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When You Have A Sleeping Hobby... by Radiant1: 4:56pm On Jul 05, 2015
When You Take Your Bed To Church

Re: When You Have A Sleeping Hobby... by Nobody: 4:59pm On Jul 05, 2015
is he in spirit or what?
Re: When You Have A Sleeping Hobby... by Nobody: 5:40pm On Jul 05, 2015
That looks like kingtom lipsrsealed op u just bursted this guy's privacy
Re: When You Have A Sleeping Hobby... by KingTom(m): 6:55pm On Jul 05, 2015
divAnnie:
That looks like kingtom lipsrsealed op u just bursted this guy's privacy
I no dey sleep for church, church warden dey my side always grin

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Re: When You Have A Sleeping Hobby... by Nobody: 7:09pm On Jul 05, 2015
KingTom:
I no dey sleep for church, church warden dey my side always grin
grin chai, I know that feeling
Re: When You Have A Sleeping Hobby... by Afrok(m): 7:16pm On Jul 05, 2015
That's what happens when u eat pounded yam and egusi soup to church, u're neither in Holy Spirit nor Bad Spirit but ur Spirit is in ur stomach ( constipation things).

Case of looking up to Heaven for "Andrews liver salt or Oranges".
Re: When You Have A Sleeping Hobby... by KingTom(m): 7:30pm On Jul 05, 2015
divAnnie:
grin chai, I know that feeling
It's so annoying grin
Re: When You Have A Sleeping Hobby... by Nobody: 9:47pm On Jul 05, 2015
KingTom:
It's so annoying grin
grin
Re: When You Have A Sleeping Hobby... by KingTom(m): 9:56pm On Jul 05, 2015
divAnnie:
grin
So e don happen to you before? grin
Re: When You Have A Sleeping Hobby... by Nobody: 6:47am On Jul 06, 2015
KingTom:
So e don happen to you before? grin
yes na. During those early morning mass, I would put my head on the desk and a church warden would walk up to me and gently tap the desk. I would shake my legs, look up at her and tell her I wasn't sleeping grin I don't do it anymore though wink
Re: When You Have A Sleeping Hobby... by KingTom(m): 7:20am On Jul 06, 2015
divAnnie:
yes na. During those early morning mass, I would put my head on the desk and a church warden would walk up to me and gently tap the desk. I would shake my legs, look up at her and tell her I wasn't sleeping grin I don't do it anymore though wink
Gbam, you sabi jare. That's made me stop attending 6:00 AM mass, I sleep fall one day sef grin
Re: When You Have A Sleeping Hobby... by JoeCutie(m): 7:33am On Jul 06, 2015
divAnnie:
yes na. During those early morning mass, I would put my head on the desk and a church warden would walk up to me and gently tap the desk. I would shake my legs, look up at her and tell her I wasn't sleeping grin I don't do it anymore though wink
Oh, you did that too? grin

Mine, I'd place my head on the pew and sleep off, and when the Church warden comes and taps me, I'd raise up my head and do the sign of the cross and give them that "Why are you interrupting my prayer" look. cheesy

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Re: When You Have A Sleeping Hobby... by Nobody: 10:44am On Jul 06, 2015
JoeCutie:
Oh, you did that too? grin

Mine, I'd place my head on the pew and sleep off, and when the Church warden comes and taps me, I'd raise up my head and do the sign of the cross and give them that "Why are you interrupting my prayer" look. cheesy
grin grin chai, u bad
Re: When You Have A Sleeping Hobby... by Nobody: 10:47am On Jul 06, 2015
KingTom:
Gbam, you sabi jare. That's made me stop attending 6:00 AM mass, I sleep fall one day sef grin
ah ah, u fell? shocked grin. How did u feel?
Re: When You Have A Sleeping Hobby... by KingTom(m): 10:52am On Jul 06, 2015
divAnnie:
ah ah, u fell? shocked grin. How did u feel?
Na the time for pre communion prayers, My brother tapped me see falling grin

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Re: When You Have A Sleeping Hobby... by Nobody: 11:35am On Jul 06, 2015
KingTom:
Na the time for pre communion prayers, My brother tapped me see falling grin
eya, did u feel bad or u just formed macho man?
Re: When You Have A Sleeping Hobby... by JoeCutie(m): 12:34pm On Jul 06, 2015
divAnnie:
grin grin chai, u bad
No be you teach me? grin
Re: When You Have A Sleeping Hobby... by KingTom(m): 12:53pm On Jul 06, 2015
divAnnie:
eya, did u feel bad or u just formed macho man?
Form wetin? When everybody don begin laugh me grin
Re: When You Have A Sleeping Hobby... by Nobody: 1:18pm On Jul 06, 2015
JoeCutie:
No be you teach me? grin
you are the VC bro
Re: When You Have A Sleeping Hobby... by JoeCutie(m): 1:25pm On Jul 06, 2015
divAnnie:
you are the VC bro
Oh, in that case, I'm loyal, Honourable Minister. grin
Re: When You Have A Sleeping Hobby... by Nobody: 1:29pm On Jul 06, 2015
KingTom:
Form wetin? When everybody don begin laugh me grin
lol...I can imagine
Re: When You Have A Sleeping Hobby... by Nobody: 1:31pm On Jul 06, 2015
JoeCutie:
Oh, in that case, I'm loyal, Honourable Minister. grin
smh 4 u presido
Re: When You Have A Sleeping Hobby... by JoeCutie(m): 1:34pm On Jul 06, 2015
divAnnie:
smh 4 u presido
Omg! How could I be chatting with the Leader of the free world, and not know it? I'm so sorry, Mr. President of the United States. cheesy

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Re: When You Have A Sleeping Hobby... by KingTom(m): 3:06pm On Jul 06, 2015
divAnnie:
lol...I can imagine
grin grin
Re: When You Have A Sleeping Hobby... by asumo12: 3:09pm On Jul 06, 2015
tongue tongue tongue
Re: When You Have A Sleeping Hobby... by Nobody: 3:14pm On Jul 06, 2015
JoeCutie:
Omg! How could I be chatting with the Leader of the free world, and not know it? I'm so sorry, Mr. President of the United States. cheesy
Aint you the next to the throne after queen Elizabeth?
Re: When You Have A Sleeping Hobby... by JoeCutie(m): 4:14pm On Jul 06, 2015
divAnnie:
Aint you the next to the throne after queen Elizabeth?
Queen Elizabeth? She no get level. US President is the head of the United States, the world power, and the leader of the free world; while Elizabeth is just the Queen of the British empire.

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Re: When You Have A Sleeping Hobby... by Nobody: 4:18pm On Jul 06, 2015
JoeCutie:
Queen Elizabeth? She no get level. US President is the head of the United States, the world power, and the leader of the free world; while Elizabeth is just the Queen of the British empire.
Hian, you sha want to win this talk. Oya, take it
Re: When You Have A Sleeping Hobby... by JoeCutie(m): 4:21pm On Jul 06, 2015
divAnnie:
Hian, you sha want to win this talk. Oya, take it
LMFAO!!! cheesy

Awwwwwwwwwwww! Okay, take, I dash you. grin
Re: When You Have A Sleeping Hobby... by Nobody: 4:29pm On Jul 06, 2015
JoeCutie:
LMFAO!!! cheesy

Awwwwwwwwwwww! Okay, take, I dash you. grin
I say I don't want again...on second thought, I accept the victory grin
Re: When You Have A Sleeping Hobby... by JoeCutie(m): 5:52pm On Jul 06, 2015
divAnnie:
I say I don't want again...on second thought, I accept the victory grin
Champagne? grin
Re: When You Have A Sleeping Hobby... by Nobody: 5:59pm On Jul 06, 2015
JoeCutie:
Champagne? grin
Uhm, I don't take alcohol. A non-alcoholic drink will do grin

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