WELCOME TO MY COUNTRY NIGERIA:
Where sex is free and love is costly,
Where
losing a
phone is more painful than losing
VIRGINITY...
Where, if u don't cheat on your partner, u
are not
sharp and smart,
Where Bathrooms have
become
photo STUDIOS,
Where getting a GALAXY
phone is
greater than achieving a BA or BSC DEGREE,
Where
yahoo boys have brighter future than
graduates,
Where ladies fear Pregnancy than HIV,
Where pizza
delivery is faster than emergency response
(Ambulance),
Where people fear thieves,
robbers ,Boko Haram&Ebola than they fear
God,
Where
people go to church with BB chargers
rather than the
Bible,
Where guys are scared of getting
married but
love to have sex,
Where we have highest
number of
musicians due to unemployment,
Where
the higher
your offense, the lower ur punishment and
vice
versa,
Where the number of churches and
mosques
are more than the worshipers,
Where we
say 'Up
NEPA' more than we say 'Praise THE LORD,
Where a
school drop-out politician is Ten times
richer and
more respected than a professor,
where a
graduate
who study Yoruba Language is working as
a gas
engineer,
Where someone who cannot
speak English
but can say 'Chai, Chai, diaris God' is given
Honorary
Doctorate degree...
WHAT A COUNTRY!(This is a bitter truth)

Where Stealing Is Not Curruption.

Whr u r in serious Lagos traffic, u laff so hard inside danfo after reading a funny post on nairaland n everyone starts shifting away frm u cos dey think u insane