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What Should He Do To The Pastor? by RobinHez(m): 11:37pm On Jul 05, 2015
A man was so poor, he was ready to do anything just to improve his condition. So he went to meet a fetish priest who told him he would make him rich beyond his wildest dreams....but there was a condition. "A condition?" the man exclaimed. "Yes" the priest said, "you will run mental for a full year and once the days are completed you'd be so rich u'd use money as tissue in the toilet".
The man thought of it for a while...then he agreed, seeing that it was the only way out of his problem. So the Priest conducted the ritual on him and the following morning, the man woke up mad....
This madness continued for a long time. Finally he had one more day left till the end of a year, but unknown to him, his family members had solicited the help of a pastor to cure him. Finally the Pastor cured him the day before the end of a complete year.

what do you think would be the man's reaction? happy? sad? angry? share your views.
better still, put yourself in his shoes, what would you do? Thanks.

cc: Lalasticlala , Ishilove . una knw say romance section dey get many viewers so no vex... wink
Re: What Should He Do To The Pastor? by Nobody: 11:39pm On Jul 05, 2015
All of d above
Re: What Should He Do To The Pastor? by shollay09(m): 11:42pm On Jul 05, 2015
Lol..... Put yourself in his shoes and lemme know how u'll feel
Re: What Should He Do To The Pastor? by RobinHez(m): 11:50pm On Jul 05, 2015
lagmostkuit:
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undecided
Re: What Should He Do To The Pastor? by donholy28(m): 12:01am On Jul 06, 2015
Man:pastor return me to a madman now or u make me rich*hooking the pastor*
Re: What Should He Do To The Pastor? by Nobody: 12:14am On Jul 06, 2015
RobinHez:
A man was so poor, he was ready to do anything just to improve his condition. So he went to meet a fetish priest who told him he would make him rich beyond his wildest dreams....but there was a condition. "A condition?" the man exclaimed. "Yes" the priest said, "you will run mental for a full year and once the days are completed you'd be so rich u'd use money as tissue in the toilet".
The man thought of it for a while...then he agreed, seeing that it was the only way out of his problem. So the Priest conducted the ritual on him and the following morning, the man woke up mad....
This madness continued for a long time. Finally he had one more day left till the end of a year, but unknown to him, his family members had solicited the help of a pastor to cure him. Finally the Pastor cured him the day before the end of a complete year.

what do you think would be the man's reaction? happy? sad? angry? share your views.
better still, put yourself in his shoes, what would you do? Thanks.

cc: Lalasticlala , Ishilove . una knw say romance section dey get many viewers so no vex... wink
this can be scientifically solved.
There must be a consolation prize. The law of conservation dictates that there must be a reward for such. Also, if the power has the power to reverse schizophrenia, then he also has the power to bestow financial IQ. grin
Re: What Should He Do To The Pastor? by AnyibestDede(m): 12:15am On Jul 06, 2015
The man second name na poverty

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Re: What Should He Do To The Pastor? by RobinHez(m): 12:21am On Jul 06, 2015
Teempakguy:
this can be scientifically solved.
There must be a consolation prize. The law of conservation dictates that there must be a reward for such. Also, if the power has the power to reverse schizophrenia, then he also has the power to bestow financial IQ. grin

Re: What Should He Do To The Pastor? by RobinHez(m): 12:22am On Jul 06, 2015
AnyibestDede:
The man second name na poverty
hahahahahaha
Re: What Should He Do To The Pastor? by Nobody: 12:28am On Jul 06, 2015
RobinHez:
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Re: What Should He Do To The Pastor? by kamair237(m): 12:30am On Jul 06, 2015
wats ur own opinion first?? for me Dat story no Make sense at all...
Re: What Should He Do To The Pastor? by 400billionman: 2:31am On Jul 06, 2015
RobinHez:
A man was so poor, he was ready to do anything just to improve his condition. So he went to meet a fetish priest who told him he would make him rich beyond his wildest dreams....but there was a condition. "A condition?" the man exclaimed. "Yes" the priest said, "you will run mental for a full year and once the days are completed you'd be so rich u'd use money as tissue in the toilet".
The man thought of it for a while...then he agreed, seeing that it was the only way out of his problem. So the Priest conducted the ritual on him and the following morning, the man woke up mad....
This madness continued for a long time. Finally he had one more day left till the end of a year, but unknown to him, his family members had solicited the help of a pastor to cure him. Finally the Pastor cured him the day before the end of a complete year.

what do you think would be the man's reaction? happy? sad? angry? share your views.
better still, put yourself in his shoes, what would you do? Thanks.

[size=15] cc: Lalasticlala , Ishilove . [/size] una knw say romance section dey get many viewers so no vex... wink

I solemnly appeal to Seun, lalasticlacla and Ishilove.

Whoever creates a thread and adds the bolded should be banned automatically to make this forum more decent.
Re: What Should He Do To The Pastor? by RobinHez(m): 6:28am On Jul 06, 2015
400billionman:


I solemnly appeal to Seun, lalasticlacla and Ishilove.

Whoever creates a thread and adds the bolded should be banned automatically to make this forum more decent.
where's the bolded?
Re: What Should He Do To The Pastor? by RobinHez(m): 6:30am On Jul 06, 2015
kamair237:
wats ur own opinion first?? for me Dat story no Make sense at all...
i threw the question to viewers..."not my opinion, but thine be heard"
Re: What Should He Do To The Pastor? by RobinHez(m): 12:44am On Jul 07, 2015
smiley

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