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| Hilarious Discussion Among Pastor, Mr Ogbeche And The Rest Of The Congregation by kaka22(m): 11:07pm On Jul 06, 2015 |
Pastor: if you are worshipping with us for the first time in this church, The New life Church. You are so special to us. The whole church will like to know your name. New comer: I'm Dele Ogbeche. (church...shouts and cheers) Pastor: Halleluyah! Church: Amen. Pastor: Mr Dele Ogbeche, do you have any prayer request you want the church to pray for you ? Ogbeche: Yes sir. The church should help me pray that God should promote my business in this church more than how he promoted it in my former church. Church: AAAAAMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNN Pastor: Church, I will want you to use the whole of your strength to pray this prayer for him That Oh Lord, promote this Mr Ogbeche's business in this church (speaks in tongues... masokokokokole sebede) Thus saith the Lord, Listen, that your business shall sell in this church more than where you are coming from in thousand/million folds. Church/Ogbeche: AAAAAAAAAMMMM MMMEEEEEENNNNNNN. Pastor: Mr Ogbeche, open your eyes. You left your former CHURCH because the business was not selling very well abi? Ogbeche: Yes sir. Actually, my business was selling at first because they were buying the casket they use to bury members from me. As the church members started dying small small so my business was growing because they were all buying their casket from me. I learned a trade in making casket. But after some time, there was a deliverance service and members started living long, which affected my business. That's why I had to leave the church to search for a greener pasture. Pastor: Mr Ogbeche, abi ko fe da fun yin ni? Ori e buru ni? Please stand up. Church, you will pray, Oh Lord destroy Mr Ogbeche's life and business permanently if he refuse to leave this church immediately.. Church: IN JESUSSSSSS NAMEEEEEEEEEE, FATHERRRRRRRRRR.......kokokokolelelelelelesokokomasererere (everybody started speaking in tougues) Pastor: (looks at him as he runs out of the church) OLORI BURUKU! E ma gba wa ke?! Oluwa ya wa ya ibi o! |
| Re: Hilarious Discussion Among Pastor, Mr Ogbeche And The Rest Of The Congregation by Nobody: 11:08pm On Jul 06, 2015 |
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| Re: Hilarious Discussion Among Pastor, Mr Ogbeche And The Rest Of The Congregation by meimoks(f): 11:11pm On Jul 06, 2015 |
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| Re: Hilarious Discussion Among Pastor, Mr Ogbeche And The Rest Of The Congregation by sugarvallly(f): 11:12pm On Jul 06, 2015 |
smh,d poster above me sha.you nor dey sleep? |
| Re: Hilarious Discussion Among Pastor, Mr Ogbeche And The Rest Of The Congregation by kaka22(m): 11:48pm On Jul 06, 2015 |
Mukina2, ben13, ishilove... push this to front page so that people can release stress with this....  |
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