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Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2015/2016 by MaziOmenuko: 10:54am On Jan 20, 2016
azpekuliar:
Mazi.. Con-tea-nu-oooo cheesy

How many times will I advise you to reserve the last laugh...hope you are having a headache trying to fit in Aguero into your team. #hint: try the wildcard.

raumdeuter:
Mahrez my captain missed another penalty

Animal

Kpelle. Let's concentrate on this week; who are we captaining? grin grin
Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2015/2016 by Skywalker5(m): 12:34pm On Jan 20, 2016
MaziOmenuko:
Guess who the manager of the week is? You are right, its me!!!
Guess what the team of the week is? Yes, you guessed right, its Kontractors!
Guess what the point is? 84 fvcking points!
Guess who is dealing with ibime next week? Its me again!

grin cool cool

I was unlucky to play you this week.I underestimated you. since you were at the bottom of the league,i was looking down on you. grin grin #never underestimate
Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2015/2016 by Ibime(m): 1:40pm On Jan 20, 2016
MaziOmenuko:
Guess who the manager of the week is? You are right, its me!!!
Guess what the team of the week is? Yes, you guessed right, its Kontractors!
Guess what the point is? 84 fvcking points!
Guess who is dealing with ibime next week? Its me again!

grin cool cool

Story for the Gods. . . if it is not already Mathematically impossible for you to make top 8, I will make it so next week.

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Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2015/2016 by Gelengelen: 2:10pm On Jan 20, 2016
MaziOmenuko:
Guess who the manager of the week is? You are right, its me!!!
Guess what the team of the week is? Yes, you guessed right, its Kontractors!
Guess what the point is? 84 fvcking points!
Guess who is dealing with ibime next week? Its me again!

grin cool cool
cong-rats

my prayers and all nite worked for both of us. And the prayers continues this gameweek too.


Your captain shall not be my captain.....amen


anonimous......receive the anointing from me, your captain shall give u outstanding points in the next 7 game weeks.


Pay me my pastoral dues later.
Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2015/2016 by Gelengelen: 2:14pm On Jan 20, 2016
Where is dat fvcking guy?

Bashmantech....becos u performed woefullly no article for us this week abi?
Na me tell u make u captain ighalo( 2 points)?
Ok continuee oooo

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Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2015/2016 by MaziOmenuko: 2:34pm On Jan 20, 2016
Ibime:


Story for the Gods. . . if it is not already Mathematically impossible for you to make top 8, I will make it so next week.

Skywalker5:


I was unlucky to play you this week. I underestimated you. since you were at the bottom of the league,i was looking down on you. grin grin #never underestimate

cc: ibime - learn from the guy above; pay attention to the bolded. cheesy

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Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2015/2016 by Bashmantech: 4:35pm On Jan 20, 2016
fpl phobia.............cant even check
Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2015/2016 by lalaboi(m): 4:38pm On Jan 20, 2016
I know i already lost. no point checking. . . My enemies are working. .

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Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2015/2016 by Bashmantech: 4:41pm On Jan 20, 2016
Gelengelen:
Where is dat fvcking guy?


Bashmantech....becos u performed woefullly no article for us this week abi?

Na me tell u make u captain ighalo( 2 points)?

Ok continuee oooo

lol......bygones...
travelled over d wkend. still trying to settle down in my new location.
Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2015/2016 by Bashmantech: 4:43pm On Jan 20, 2016
was scared of early kickoff, switched to ighalo from kane satuday moring. not really pained though......na smallz
Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2015/2016 by An0nimus: 4:48pm On Jan 20, 2016
Gelengelen:
cong-rats

my prayers and all nite worked for both of us. And the prayers continues this gameweek too.


Your captain shall not be my captain.....amen


anonimous......receive the anointing from me, your captain shall give u outstanding points in the next 7 game weeks.



Pay me my pastoral dues later.

Amin amin amin oruko Jesu cheesy
Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2015/2016 by Cancity234: 6:26pm On Jan 20, 2016
TdotFC reporting live from the 6ix...Who is facing the Jagaban of PFL this week?


Signed

/:">>'....

Tdot Fc
Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2015/2016 by Bashmantech: 10:34am On Jan 22, 2016

PRESS CONFERENCE AT THE MONSTER'S STUDIO, TODAY FRIDAY 22ND JAN, 2016

Presenter: Good Morning to y'all. With us here this morning is Manager Alex Nick Bash of Samurai Monsters.

Manager: Morning, lets make this snappy plz. I'm only here due to FA Rules.

Presenter: You finished the Year on a high with the Xmas fixtures. Our fans thought you would continue with the momentum this new year, but u have struggled to accumulate a total of 100 points in the last 3 GWs. What do you have to say about this??

Manager:
Its jus a minor setback. Who knows........ maybe the players are still struggling to recover after the congested x-mas fixtures. but we plan to make things better as soon as possible.

Presenter: The fans will like to know the approach you'll be taking to improve the team performance...

Manager: We have a couple of nice home fixtures. hopefully things will improve.

Presenter: After two losses, u find urself 15th in the FA Cup not to mention that ur team now lies at 105 in the Classic league(3rd page). Will a top 8 finish still be possible in the FA Cup??

Manager:. Dont blame it on Lukaku or ighalo, barkley for not scoring since the beginning of this yr. Dont blame it on ozil for returning no assist. or the 10.8M KDB for not acting like Silva in the last home match. Dont blame it on Pelegrinni for deciding not to start Y.Toure or Sagna. Blame it on me coz i'm the one holding the console pad that made all these happen. *long hiss* .

It was jus a situation of wrong selection. We still have 13 more games. If teams like Kontractors, Librans and Pvssy Penetrators think they can, what is stopping us then.

Presenter: Fans will like you to add more fire power to ur team. Are you looking to bringing in El Kun anytime soon??

Manager: It is a process, the transfer window is always open. lets look at what our current players have to offer for now. Chelsea jus signed A.Pato to save their season. We can sign who we feel is good enough.

Presenter:
Any message for Intelligesia b4 ur next encounter........

[b]Manager:
My Samurai Monsters are hungry. We really need to feed. Maybe u'll be our next supper, who knows??
lastly, i'll be sending a note of warning to everyone infront of us..... Dreamteam FC, J-Noise, Ranger Regiment, Chukspedro Dragons, Shakiti BohBoh FC, Progenitor Masterpiece, Chamokazy Pornstars, Jet Bombers and The Godfathers.... "we didn't no come here to play ten-ten. We're coming for y'all"

*Drops mic and storms out*

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Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2015/2016 by keypad1: 10:57am On Jan 23, 2016
Pvssy penetrators.........we can! Yes we can!


A possible 10 game win out of the remaining 13 will see us get into the knockout stage of the FA CUP.

PVSSY PENETRATORS CAN DO IT. YES

bashmantech i wish u green arrows.
Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2015/2016 by Griffon(m): 12:46pm On Jan 23, 2016
Make I hear say Giroud score against Chelsea.

Lukaku in for the Frenchman.
Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2015/2016 by keypad1: 1:41pm On Jan 23, 2016
Griffon:
Make I hear say Giroud score against Chelsea.

Lukaku in for the Frenchman.

same here bro. Lukaku all da way
Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2015/2016 by keypad1: 6:42pm On Jan 23, 2016
Gooooooaaaaaaaaalllllll



aguero....well done
Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2015/2016 by Ibime(m): 7:00pm On Jan 23, 2016
I pray Ozil gets injured again.

That 13 points from Delle Ali on ma bench for sweet.

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Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2015/2016 by keypad1: 7:17pm On Jan 23, 2016
Ibime:
I pray Ozil gets injured again.

That 13 points from Delle Ali on ma bench for sweet.
sorry oga.....ozil will play and bring 3 points in jesus name. tongue
Ibime:
I pray Ozil gets injured again.

That 13 points from Delle Ali on ma bench for sweet.
sorry oga.....ozil will play and bring 3 points in jesus name.
Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2015/2016 by keypad1: 8:19pm On Jan 23, 2016
Hahahahahaha

agueeeerooooooo


please make it an hatrick.


Bashmantech keep doubting aguero while we keep getting the right captain choice.


Those without aguero are having painful menstrual flow.


Manager: pvssy penetrator
Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2015/2016 by Griffon(m): 8:21pm On Jan 23, 2016
These boys are back!

Goalie Schmeichel with a clean sheet. Defenders Cathcart and PVA both on target. Alli on target. Mahrez with an assist. Captain fantastic Aguero with a brace.

Please who's the lawd forsaken fellow i'm facing in the cup this week? cheesy

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Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2015/2016 by Griffon(m): 8:28pm On Jan 23, 2016
Patrick Van Aanholt though.

Two in two games for the flying dutchman. Kid has also been involved in four goals in the last four league games.

Journalist: Sir your thoughts on PVA?

Sam footie-meister: Well since I introduced the kid to punny and beer he's been a different player. It's a huge revelation cheesy

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Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2015/2016 by keypad1: 8:43pm On Jan 23, 2016
Griffon:
Patrick Van Aanholt though.

Two in two games for the flying dutchman. Kid has also been involved in four goals in the last four league games.

Journalist: Sir your thoughts on PVA?

Sam footie-meister: Well since I introduced the kid to punny and beer he's been a different player. It's a huge revelation cheesy
sharrrrraaaaaappppp


hahhaahaha


rip to ur opponent.


I use benchboost to boost my ass to 63 points at the moment after bps.


Cech ....ayew of swansea and lukaku yet to play.


Manager: pvssy penetrator
Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2015/2016 by A40(m): 12:37am On Jan 24, 2016
You can't make this shyte up men

Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2015/2016 by kashmo: 12:58am On Jan 24, 2016
A40:
You can't make this shyte up men
But the fūckęr took a heavy hit with those transfers grin

Omo, na time to pray make Lukaku mishit a penalty and get a card tomorrow. Seems majority of managers have him on their books.

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Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2015/2016 by Scharck(m): 6:27am On Jan 24, 2016
A40:
You can't make this shyte up men

I'm guessing he/she is one is those that play just to get the highest gameweek score.

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Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2015/2016 by keypad1: 4:16pm On Jan 24, 2016
Ibime

ozil starts!

Hhahaaha
Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2015/2016 by Ibime(m): 4:29pm On Jan 24, 2016
MaziOmenuko:




cc: ibime - learn from the guy above; pay attention to the bolded. cheesy

You were saying?

Bad week for me but thankfully I was facing "Mr free 3 points" above.
Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2015/2016 by keypad1: 4:38pm On Jan 24, 2016
Thank God.

I was tempted to remove the captain band from aguero to lukaku at exactly 12.45pm but deadline caught up with me and saved me.


Thank you deadline.



Those that captain aguero pleasew give me some likes.


Those that captain lukaku how market ooooo?


Hahahaha


mazi well done.....


Anonimous hope my prayers worked for you.

Wheeewww....let me rest for the next 9 days to come.


Allahu akbar

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Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2015/2016 by keypad1: 4:41pm On Jan 24, 2016
kashmo:

But the fūckęr took a heavy hit with those transfers grin

Omo, na time to pray make Lukaku mishit a penalty and get a card tomorrow. Seems majority of managers have him on their books.
it worked
.....lukaku got only 2 points. Can u be my prayer partner?


Hahahaha
Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2015/2016 by Griffon(m): 3:59am On Jan 25, 2016
Manager of the week? I'll take that.
Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2015/2016 by lalaboi(m): 7:48am On Jan 25, 2016
Wildcard to do the trick. . .everything is slipping away from me grasp.

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