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Why Was I Unable To Bleep Her??? by ezugegere(m): 3:12pm On Jul 11, 2015
I have been dating this girl for some time now and I'm planning to marry her in Dec. She recently came to visit me and I decided to have sex with her for the first time. She resisted for a long time but later gave in after hours of trying to persuade her. But just when I wanted to enter her, my dick went flat. All my effort to get erection again proved abortive. I really felt embarrassed and have been thinking what is wrong? Is there anything wrong with her? Is it anxiety? Mind u, I am a heavy fucker.

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Re: Why Was I Unable To Bleep Her??? by donbenedict(m): 3:17pm On Jul 11, 2015
Lmao... Her kittycat and ur dick aint compatible

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Re: Why Was I Unable To Bleep Her??? by Oolajumoke(f): 3:18pm On Jul 11, 2015
Mind u, I am a heavy fucker.

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Re: Why Was I Unable To Bleep Her??? by ivyT(f): 3:18pm On Jul 11, 2015
ezugegere:
I have been dating this girl for some time now and I'm planning to marry her in Dec. She recently came to visit me and I decided to have sex with her for the first time. She resisted for a long time but later gave in after hours of trying to persuade her. But just when I wanted to enter her, my dick went flat. All my effort to get erection again proved abortive. I really felt embarrassed and have been thinking what is wrong? Is there anything wrong with her? Is it anxiety? Mind u, I am a heavy fucker.

This cant be a spiritual thng,can it?
I have #NothngElse to say
Re: Why Was I Unable To Bleep Her??? by Nobody: 3:20pm On Jul 11, 2015
Ogbanje tins.. Lol.. U want to Fvck awon iya mi oshoromoniga grin

Abeg download my freestyle here.

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Re: Why Was I Unable To Bleep Her??? by ezugegere(m): 3:32pm On Jul 11, 2015
HarkymTheOracle:
Ogbanje tins.. Lol.. U want to Fvck awon iya mi oshoromoniga grin

Abeg download my freestyle here.

my.notjustok.com/track/download/id/24670/

But she told me she's used to have sex with her ex!
Re: Why Was I Unable To Bleep Her??? by ezugegere(m): 3:32pm On Jul 11, 2015
donbenedict:
Lmao... Her kittycat and ur dick aint compatible

How?
Re: Why Was I Unable To Bleep Her??? by nwadiuko1(m): 3:42pm On Jul 11, 2015
She z on lock mode

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Re: Why Was I Unable To Bleep Her??? by MzOnajin1(f): 3:49pm On Jul 11, 2015
Lol, e go don pain u lyk kilode. I tink its anxiety

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Re: Why Was I Unable To Bleep Her??? by ezugegere(m): 3:55pm On Jul 11, 2015
MzOnajin1:
Lol, e go don pain u lyk kilode. I tink its anxiety

The thing still de pain me like mad! Anyway, she will pay for it!

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Re: Why Was I Unable To Bleep Her??? by Nobody: 4:09pm On Jul 11, 2015
for thirty mins without action what do u expect,.all ur sexual expectation became weak,..infact ur prostate & carduovarscolar are currently in faulty state,..contact me for some vital medical multivation improvement

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Re: Why Was I Unable To Bleep Her??? by sainty2k3(m): 4:10pm On Jul 11, 2015
its because of the struggle , try and convince her , discuss the having sex, chat 'dirty' if possible . don't waste time on the prelude when u eventually meet enter her when u are still high.
once u don do her once subsequent once will be 'heavy Bleep' that u are used to

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Re: Why Was I Unable To Bleep Her??? by Sexxkillz: 4:12pm On Jul 11, 2015
Have you ever wondered why some Cd players cannot play all cds?

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Re: Why Was I Unable To Bleep Her??? by DrObum(m): 4:43pm On Jul 11, 2015
Check your village!




That woman wey you stop dey greet for Dec don remember you
grin[size=8pt][/size] grin
Re: Why Was I Unable To Bleep Her??? by snadguy007(m): 4:44pm On Jul 11, 2015
Op, when next you want to get laid, try and read psalm 35:1....it works wonders, trust me.

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Re: Why Was I Unable To Bleep Her??? by Nobody: 4:56pm On Jul 11, 2015
OP you are in trouble shocked


You just tried to bleep Ekenmma the daughter of Oshimiri, Priestess of Idemiligrin

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Re: Why Was I Unable To Bleep Her??? by wordbank(m): 5:02pm On Jul 11, 2015
Using drugs for too long >>>
Re: Why Was I Unable To Bleep Her??? by ezugegere(m): 5:04pm On Jul 11, 2015
wordbank:
Using drugs for too long >>>

Stop lying! Never used drugs in my life.
Re: Why Was I Unable To Bleep Her??? by ezugegere(m): 5:05pm On Jul 11, 2015
Sinnzu:
OP you are in trouble shocked


You just tried to bleep Ekenmma the daughter of Oshimiri, Priestess of Idemiligrin

Then Oshimiri is in trouble because... I'm no gonna leave her!

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Re: Why Was I Unable To Bleep Her??? by ezugegere(m): 5:06pm On Jul 11, 2015
DrObum:
Check your village!




That woman wey you stop dey greet for Dec don remember you
grin[size=8pt][/size] grin

Takes cutlass and head straight to the village...
Re: Why Was I Unable To Bleep Her??? by Captainswag225(m): 5:07pm On Jul 11, 2015
o.p so after all ur rushing, ur penis couldnt errect? Dude go and be a roman father.
Re: Why Was I Unable To Bleep Her??? by Nobody: 5:19pm On Jul 11, 2015
ezugegere:

Then Oshimiri is in trouble because... I'm no gonna leave her!
BE WARNED: Oshimiri takes no prisoners!
Re: Why Was I Unable To Bleep Her??? by thuao(m): 5:22pm On Jul 11, 2015
Guess u re to anxious or shud I say too excited n happy, that finally , here lies this kitty since these days.
all u need do is just relax n be ursef, more so according to u re a pro.
just see ur encounter with her as a normal thing , like ur normal runs. don't put much pressure on ursef to satisfy her or perform . u will perform wonder.
it happens a lot to newly married men or in ur case, first time when guys had chance of bleeping their chicks.

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Re: Why Was I Unable To Bleep Her??? by Moustache: 5:44pm On Jul 11, 2015
This is unsual and spiritual...i will advise you to leave the girl alone...in between can you give me her num so that i can call to confirm if ur post is true
Re: Why Was I Unable To Bleep Her??? by denedene(m): 5:52pm On Jul 11, 2015
I'm a virgin if not i would v given u an advice undecided
Re: Why Was I Unable To Bleep Her??? by ezugegere(m): 6:02pm On Jul 11, 2015
Moustache:
This is unsual and spiritual...i will advise you to leave the girl alone...in between can you give me her num so that i can call to confirm if ur post is true

09033344455
Oshi!
Re: Why Was I Unable To Bleep Her??? by ezugegere(m): 6:04pm On Jul 11, 2015
denedene:
I'm a virgin if not i would v given u an advice undecided

Virgin boy, what are u doing here? U wan spoil yourself?
Re: Why Was I Unable To Bleep Her??? by Nobody: 6:09pm On Jul 11, 2015
ezugegere:


But she told me she's used to have sex with her ex!

Hmmn.. Try again another day then.& if problem persist,then consult ur spiritualist.. It mite evn b dat ur man-in-hood is doin u a favor.. Cos no b every pvssy man dey fvck o
Re: Why Was I Unable To Bleep Her??? by Moustache: 6:17pm On Jul 11, 2015
ezugegere:


09033344455
Oshi!
Guy,u dey craze...na sin to ask for num?...Thunder go fire dat ur let nyash...MAD MAN
Re: Why Was I Unable To Bleep Her??? by Nobody: 6:25pm On Jul 11, 2015
op the girl puna lacks network like an area with no mast so you need to construct a mast there first before your device go catch strong network..
Re: Why Was I Unable To Bleep Her??? by jamex93(m): 6:46pm On Jul 11, 2015
lwkmd



waiting old person seat down see

small pikin wey climb mountain no go see am


ask ur joystick waiting e see wey make am calm down

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