abeg na waiting b dis

kinglekan:

lol ... Lekan ...see as you teeth dirty ... Wetin you chop

2dice:
lol ... Lekan ...see as you teeth dirty ... Wetin you chop

Me wey hunger dey mama sef, chaii I don die

kinglekan:
Me wey hunger dey mama sef, chaii I don die

Lmfao ... Person WEy dye dey ...chat Go mama put laaa ...

2dice:

Lmfao ... Person WEy dye dey ...chat
Go mama put laaa ...

The last tym wey I go chow for mama put, I bin buy rice N50, beans N30 and one pomo N50.

By the time I chop finish dem don move my small torch lite fone. Na so I take pay N3,130 for food of N130.

kinglekan:


The last tym wey I go chow for mama put, I bin buy rice N50, beans N30 and one pomo N50.

By the time I chop finish dem don move my small torch lite fone. Na so I take pay N3,130 for food of N130.

hahaha...
Na so the thing dey be ..
When next yu go Plug your fone inside your pocket put headpiece for your ear ...
Dats how we roll

This can't be a Nigerian...

I know the girl who prepared this meal is probably called Amaka or Adaobi. I just sense it

LadyBoss1:

I see Ketchup
I see cookies



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Cc lalasticlala ishilove

DW (Double Wahala)

Eleyi gidigan

Eleko1, so na wetin Iyangbali dey cook for you be this. No wonder you dey always go that mama put place wey near ovice.

LadyBoss1:

Cookies n rice ( even the rice get as e be)
She should have just ordered take away lol

Why would a reasonable woman go for a take-away when there is raw food in the house waiting to be cooked?

Mek una no vex o abeg

na question I dey ask sha incase police ask me 4 station wen d tin go don happen already( i.e wen d man no fit ansa hw d tin take start o)




Na abortion food b dat 4d man 2use commot im intestine 4 toilet?

Can i know what is wrong with meal?

Some ladies are jst biurifu for notin......they cant cook nadah!

2dice:
cooking is not her calling... Make she turn Priest or somthing... See as food be...

calling still dey cooking

2dice:
cooking is not her calling... Make she turn Priest or somthing... See as food be...

calling still dey cooking

Best cook ever!

What kind of herbal mixture is this? ...

VickyRotex:
Eleyi gidigan

Eleko1, so na wetin Iyangbali dey cook for you be this. No wonder you dey always go that mama put place wey near ovice.

see your mouth,apart from indomie and tea,what else can you cook?

Teempakguy:
FTC.

I'm getting better at this

she must be a digital lady you know modern ladies can invent anything

DIS IS WAT U GET WEN U MARRY A LADY WHO GREW UP WATCHING TV ALL DAY INSTEAD OF DEVELOPING HER HOME SKILLS.. Lots of gals today know nothing other than forking, eating out and sleeping.

lol

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why are there so many people quoting each other on the first page? .. i hate reading people's conversation... sucks.. mostly when they are pretenders trying to impress the ladies telling us they don't eat rice..... cool story

2dice:
hahaha...
Na so the thing dey be ..
When next yu go Plug your fone inside your pocket put headpiece for your ear ...
Dats how we roll

ehn dem never do am for you. Music go still continue for your ear and your phone don go.

I think he should just buy a Vibrator for her on her birthday so that she will go and Bleep herself.

Wetin sef ?
When.you dey take am go mama put you no ask her if she fit cook am?

Anyways I blame her for not speaking up to say she doesn't know how to cook.

There was a lady (big lady)
And she doesn't know how to cook
The bobo is rich and he no send
Morning Mr biggs breakfast
Lunch is skipped based on office things
Dinner is sweet sensation

This is the parade till mother in law came and put fire in the house

She(working class big babe) took three months leave and guess what ? She went to catering school to learn and she returned a proper cook.

So if she cook rubbish . Put the necessary fire if you must but don't kick her out . Or you teach her and it will be fun doing it together as long as she will learn without fuss .

Some guys are excellent cooks in fact most chefs are guys in big hotels .

So teach her but it's not your job o.
Anyways ....its between you two . But that food no try ..lol

sinizia:
If my girl cooks this shít for me, she's leaving my house and life that moment!! This is wickedness.

Is it laziness or she just can't cook?

DrAify:
Jeez!

ur pregnant. congrats..

Wat a meal ... d babe sabi improvise sha, no obstacle(s) cookies taking its place

Don't b surprise if d babe dat cook dat poo is here on dis thread commenting.