Lexusgs430:


It's very humble, my Oga.
We measure humble in different ways. We agree to disagree?

by d way I like dat ur lexus, I fit borrow am tk cruise today?

ehix89:
by d way I like dat ur lexus, I fit borrow am tk cruise today?

Yes Sir. But only if you promise me a full tank of petrol in return and a bottle of cognac.
NB: Fuel tank is presently on reserve

KpStone:


Lol,
You can as well push d car to your destination so you don't tamper with his fuel

you should have ended it with "idiot" senseless people need to learn the hard way.

Lexusgs430:


Yes Sir. But only if you promise me a full tank of petrol in return and a bottle of cognac.
NB: Fuel tank is presently on reserve

tank u sir, i'l trek

This is great, I love a bit of it.

ehix89:
tank u sir, i'l trek

It's allowed. Trekking is another form of exercise!!!

If u secretly hit ur familys money nko

Mehn.... I need to brush up my Spanish.... Road to being a gentleman!

When you are having a meal out with someone or a group of people, it's very rude to start fiddling with your mobile. Focus on having a good conversation and enjoying the meal for once.

Brilliant thread OP.

all the people I borrow my books don't return it. I have to continuously ask them and some times I don't get it back

When someone offers you his|her phone to view a particular picture, don't start scrolling

dkronicle:
Lols when u pregnant a girl, accepting the responsibility is a way of saying thank you instead of asking nairalanders if I nack on 31st will it make her pregnant on 21st.

I fall in here and am trying my best to make the baby and her mum happy though u don't have enough.I will be a father in the next four months.

ZACHIE:
This is the way we were brought up in my house.
I don,t know about yours sha o.....

Taaa..U can lie 4 africa...so u were brought up 2 fill someone's tank after borrowing a car

dkronicle:
Lols when u pregnant a girl, accepting the responsibility is a way of saying thank you instead of asking nairalanders if I nack on 31st will it make her pregnant on 21st.

I fall in here and am trying my best to make the baby and her mum happy though i don't have enough.I will be a father in the next 4 months

KpStone:


Lol,
You can as well push d car to your destination so you don't tamper with his fuel

lwkmd...so why carry the car gon sef,?

missyadorable:


Friend? No

But I can poison my husband...slow poison..no suspicions

Imagine

when you attend church service. try to dress moderately. help the minister concentrate.
if your legally married wife offers u meal, sex. she deserves appreciation. #myopinion

Jesus died for you. you need to give ur own life to Him.

Good thinking.

BUY FUEL FOR THIS GOVERNMENT? HOW PERSON WEN GO BORROW MOTOR GO TAKE BUY FULL TANK OF FUEL IN RETURN TO TAKE DO THANK YOU? OP YOU ARE WICKED

Most of them are cool

The last one caught me. Someone go borrow your car, use up the fuel in it untill your tank go enter red then he'll come and drop the car for you. Even if na to put back the amount that he used. Naija guys I hail oh!

Abeg who go borrow my car? Abeg I dey house since morning. I no go use the car today i swear

Men! that borrowing book without return.. I lost an entire library of books because that.

True talk
The painful part I always encountered is they will borrow and not return. They will expect me to ask them.. (me go dance etighe get the money).

And some people don't know this o, if I talk it will be as if I too dey vex. They should come and see

I love dis!

That aspect of borrowing money and waiting for the person to ask before paying back is so bad and annoying.

Open the door and pull out the chair for your lady when on a date.

I do the last one.

If you by mistake slap a man in public only to discover he is a mopol or soldier, be courteous by looking at him straight in the eye and then headbutting him in the chest.

The brushing and frog jump wey you go receive ehnn, only God can save you; D

One of d Best lectures.

fairheven:
Men! that borrowing book without return.. I lost an entire library of books because that.

I lost some of the most important of all the books I had to that. Some can't even remember they took any books from you. It's a crazy world.