I woke up this Saturday morning a little
uneasy.I clicked on the link to a blog and
the topic of discuss awakened this mild
anger that had been lying quietly on my
inside.
and yea, its been a long time I posted.I
do not just want to fill this blog with
those regular posts of ‘this is how i brush
my teeth,etc’ well. I have also been too
lazy to post, u guessed right.whatever,
drrgh! (lol..pls excuse my little
‘craziness’)
So why, the topic ‘the Christian brother
and the badoo’.For the benefit of some
highly ‘respected’ people in the society,
(for whose reason this topic came to
birth) who may not know the meaning of
‘badoo’, its simply ‘the bad guy’.(plix, next
time,be not ignorant of the devices of the
enemy, so i wee not tey you)
‘Olamide’s’ song ‘badoo’ was every
where.So i can not particularly define
who a ‘badoo’ is. I hope it will get clear
from the rest of this post.
Now, there is a tendency to rant and but I
am going to be the gentle-lady that I am,
Amen!
So, our Christian brothers are great guys
and we love them.(a standing ovation for
them)Back in school, it was a common
question among the Christian sisters to
ask ‘ who is the brother?’ and that tickled
our fancy a lot.(sisters, am not trying to
betray the sisterhood or expose all those
sweet little gists of ours, trust me)
So,it was considered a great feat when
the brother finally ‘spoke the word’ and
sister received her conviction and a
relationship ensued. Now, this was all
under the fellowship umbrella. The sister
like some of us practically found herself
in fellowship meetings, excos meeting
and all that. For most of us, life on
campus went in this circle and it was
fantastic.We were totally shielded under
the umbrella of the body of Christ and far
from the clawing pangs of the world.
But then it happenened, NYSC passed
under the same umbrella of NCCF and
the story gradually changes as you meet
diverse people in the work environment.
Why am I going round sef? with the
permission of my friend.This is the story.
so the ‘badoo’ guy(let’s say his name is
‘Tobi’).
So Tobi is a partner at the firm where my
friend works.He is the typical Lagos
boy.very ‘frosh’, rides a Lexus, always has
a clean shave,plus has a masters in the
Uk, speaks smoothly, smells nice and has
those strides.Of course, he is ‘fine’ and I
mean very fine, but this is not my friends
problem as she is spiritually minded.
My friend, Tomi(a random name is in a
relationship with Ayo or ‘brother Ayo’ as
he was called in the fellowship.For some
reason, Tobi begins to visit the office
more often.
Ayo buys a Christian novel for Tomi on
her birthday as he has been doing over
the years.Tomi finds out its her birthday,
he gets a cake delivered to her office
with some beautiful flowers and a lovely
note. He comes by at her office and
asked to take her to lunch.Tomi agrees
to sit with him and talk. He is a perfect
gentleman, he allows her speak, listens to
her opinions and corrects her where
necessary.
He speaks of every topic from politics to
economy, religion and relationship with
deep knowledge and versatility. Tomi had
never had such moment talking.She is
used to her bible study sermons with Ayo
and the routine ‘how was your day?’ let
us pray’ and ‘bless you’. Tobi gets
smoother daily, added to his sense of
humour,Tomi sees herself drawn to him.
He totally respects and adores her,
introduces her to his friends and family
as a smart, intelligent and God fearing
colleague.
Finally, Tobi breaks the ice and tells Tomi
he wants to marry her.He tells her he
understands that she is in a relationship
but he loves her virtues. Tomi has had
the treat of her life.

Tobi has the total ‘romance package’ and
chooses his words carefully. Tomi is
bored from Ayo. You might say my friend
is being materialistic, in that case we will
just empty you into one of this category
am trying to mention here.
Of course, i blame Tomi for allowing the
relationship stretch so long with all this
loopholes.If she is not careful, what
happened in Tyler Perry’s movie ‘
Temptation’ may just repeat
itself.Meanwhile my friend and I are
planning for that guy that played the role
of the ‘husband’ in the movie for being so
insensitive until his wife contacted HIV(if
you see the guy, abeg help me hook am
down)such insensitivity!
Now have you wondered why Christian
marriages fail these days?Have you
bothered to ask?What was the content of
the relationship?How much did they both
enjoy companionship from each other
rather than spelling out 1000 sermons to
avoid fornication. Yes, we hear all the
sermons of young people avoiding sexual
sins during courtship, but the devil in his
subtleness has so much put this fear in
our hearts and has taken away the joy,
laughter and companions partners should
find in themselves during courtship.
Tomi says Ayo always tells her that their
relationship must be pure until marriage,
without blemish so he does not even
allow her visit him at home. If she has to
see him, they do so under the watchful
eyes of Ayo’s Aunty who is a spiritually
alert ‘aunty’. Halleluyah! Ayo calls her
‘dia’,not ‘dear’ o, cause i heard it once.
He has carved the word from some thick
Ondo accent(Ondo people, please forgive
me)
Tomi always has to be spiritually alert
because sometimes Ayo would buzz her
and ask her what the lord is saying about
their relationship.This is to keep Tomi in
constant check spiritually. because of
this, she has had many times of mental
and ‘spiritual stress’, always making sure
that she pulls a word from God per
season.
A friend suggested that the next time
Ayo asked what the lord was saying, she
should reply that ‘the lord is saying we
should go to the movies’. I almost passed
out in laughter.
But, mbok, Brother, your situation may
not be this extreme,but you know that as
you are reading this post the lord is
ministering to you to make your
relationship more joy filled. Repent and
ask the lord to speak to you on how to
make her laugh more often and be eager
to pick your calls.You may have to start
calling her ‘baby’ ,its not satanic, its
English and it may mean ‘a new born
baby’ and that does nobody any harm.
I am just waiting for the next person to
call me ‘my dia’ and you will see that ‘hell
has no fury like a woman scorned’. Yes, it
is scorn,because it is our fathers that
used to call our mothers that way and
many of them still went ahead to marry
several wives. So we consider it scorn to
say ‘my dia’, please be creative!
So what is happening with Tomi right
now?We want to call a committee to see
to that. Meanwhile ‘badoo’ Tobi is
thinking of his next move to make Tomi
fall flat at his feet, but we are not going
to lose another sister to a ‘badoo’ ,
somebody say,’ Amen’
It begins with you! Remember CHANGE is
everywhere.
PS- I would appreciate comments and
constructive criticisms on this topic. It
took me hours to remove and edit and be
sure i picked the right words for the
benefit of those that may think i am
backsliding.





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Lol. I have one SU in my room, ehn? Jez like brother Ayo, she saved her fiance number with 'Joshua church', her best songs are ojo ade's song though there's nothing wrong with it oh. Whenever we are talking about our relationships, our love life or sex life or dirty talk, jez listen to Olamide or wizkid's song she will get out of the room and when she comes back its all about preaching. You must not use 10mins of the phone, all about preaching. I pray that the Lord will open her eyes, jez to be social

Eleyi gidi gan o

The real christian men are not as dull as that Ayo character. There is life and joy in being a Christian. I can spend my whole day talking about the Lord with anyone that cares to listen and other things too!

You begin to set restrictions and act stupidly when you don't have the spirit of God. You are trying to be what you are not and you are working with the wrong instrument-the flesh...ahan.

And the supposed christian girl doesn't know what should be on her top priority as far as relationship matters stretch? Not bad to talk, gist with badoos, i have too, wella, ive. Lol. But anything beyond that, you are a Christian! durrh. I admit, you can be tempted seriously but not beyond what you can bear according to the grace of God given you.

I like this topic

An2elect2:
The real christian men are not as dull as that Ayo character. There is life and joy in being a Christian. I can spend my whole day talking about the Lord with anyone that cares to listen and other things too!
You begin to set restrictions and act stupidly when you don't have the spirit of God. You are trying to be what you are not and you are working with the wrong instrument-the flesh...ahan.
And the supposed christian girl doesn't know what should be on her top priority as far as relationship matters stretch? Not bad to talk, gist with badoos, i have too, wella, ive. Lol. But anything beyond that, you are a Christian! durrh. I admit, you can be tempted seriously but not beyond what you can bear according to the grace of God given you.

factoring what an2elect2 said. I wonder if he asks his boyfriends every now and then what the lord is saying about themselves.

(from 3 idiots, the Indian movie)

***in virus' voice***



BROKEN EGGS!

At the end of the day who has a better chance of marring the girl?