IF NAIJA ANIMALS WERE ON NAIRALAND

1. MOSQUITO’S WALL POST: Finally PHCN don off light, blood sucking things.
COMMENTS:
a. Shyiet, dem don on gen for my end.
b. Abeg bros which area you dey? My people don fleet house.

2. DOG’S WALL POST: Na wa oh, I never even stay reach 5mins, all these Calabar people don dey eye me. *Ghost mode activated, them no go see me* escaping things on my mind.
COMMENTS:
- My neighbour na calabar too. The man eyes no good for where dogs dey, I go soon bite am.
- Lol, guy, you dey on your own oh.

3. RAT’S WALL POST: Omo na die I dey oh. No food for my master kitchen. Na ehm books go hear am nah. Ehn think say I come dis house to watch tv abi?
COMMENTS:
- Your master stingy, disown am jor.
- Guy, if I be you, na dat wicked master certificates I go chop sef.
- you too like food
4. CHICKEN’S WALL POST: On the 1st of December, I’ll be traveling for one month, if you need my attention, abeg just enter bush, I no fit shout. All these Christmas celebrants no be am at all.
COMMENTS:
- No be only you oh, I dey migrate too.
- My brother, your head dey dia, call me wen you dey go.
- My guy, na to form bird flu o.
5. HE-GOAT’S WALL POST: Heat mood activated, any she-goat online for se’x chat?
COMMENTS:
- She-goat. @He-goat you’re a capital BIG fool.
- He-goat. @She-goat, pretender does the worst, carry your smelling sef comot for my post jor.

pus*sy 4 dey call dog bit*ch while goat go dey insult malu big fool. then, fly go call rat armed robber

pussygotlips:

hugogerrard:

I see una o