It is commonly known that we are in the ET and the number of ladies have overwhelmed that of guys. If distributed evenly, one guy could get seven ladies. Haha!

Things have changed! CNN, BBC, Adjazeera, Fox etc all understand this. There is a major paradigm shift in government as well as there is the PSYCHOLOGY of ladies. The season when they "play with their hair" as they stare at you is phasing out. What if she goes on Lowcut? Bite her lips? Old school....

My bro and friend, tosyne2much opened a thread a few days back wondering why ladies dance with themselves when there are so many guys- responsible ones

The only panacea to that dilemma can be found in this thread; guys need to be able to decode the green lights these ladies are passing across. Some ladies are too stingy with the green light- You must know that some red lights are also green lights in disguise. Don't be fooled. However, TERMS AND CONDITIONS apply!

E.g: A girl who you know is a 10 in your area smiles at you- you know yourself that you're about a 3.5 ATM (still in your father's house and not working).
I'm not saying anything about Inferiority Complex here...I'm just asking you to respect yourself and look behind you. Maybe the smile is for someone else. If it's yours, return it and go your way. The reason is the same for which you get angry when you see a "hustling" parent not applying the "Birth Control" measure. Hmm!

Ok, Weird Ways 21st Century Ladies Show The Green Light:


1. Walk before you continuously like they are looking for someone or something.

The grievous part is that they won't even dare look at you to give you a clue but trust me, their walking step changes. What other Green light are you expecting?

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2. When they stand before you, they stretch excessively.

Haha! This kind sha. She will just stretch like that and everything will just be there...hmm! That Green light thick pass Army Green!

3. Some actually "resent" you.

Some act harshly towards you.
This is the part of "don't mind the red light"! Keep moving!
21st century ladies with their attitude. How can you say you like someone and you're harsh to him? This I still need an explanation... However, from my experience, that's a Green Light! Remember, the Terms and Conditions sha


4. If they're kinda close to you, they always wanna eat with you or take your meat.

I'm not talking about just "Hungry girls" o, there are some you know wouldn't for anything "lower their standard" as to eating with a guy outside their home. She's shy but she overcame that shyness to eat with you? That's a Green Light!


5. The outspoken ones tell you but sugarcoats with jokes.

Don't think it's a joke because it's not. The statistics reading the number of Break ups per week is unbelievable! Many are "vacant". I repeat, MANY ARE VACANT! That's why they dance with other girls.
When she tells you with laughter, know she is serious and that's a GREEN LIGHT!


6. If you're popular in an environment, watch out for the girls whom you've never caught staring at you.

Ladies are generally smart but shy. Before you knew their name, they probably knew yours. All these "I'm not good with faces or names", it's just part of the Girl's Code. Trust me, no matter how you look, there are "ladies of the jury" discussing your matter. If she isn't looking at your face even when addressing you, just know for sure, she is sending the Green Light. Initiate a Convo... I speak from knowledge!

7. If she keeps replying you using, "Yes Sir" etc.

As earlier stated, ladies are smart. This kinda smartness could also mean "cunningness". When that big and sharpmouthed Obiangeli starts replying you, "Ok Sir", "Yes, Sir"... hian! Ok o... My bro, that Green Light sharp like blade.

I know I've been able to unveil some things. I just hope it helps some.

Caveat: We write for fun even though they contain great syntilla of truth. Don't get worked up.

Good morning.

Op sorry I did not truly get what u were trying to say...ok I get u now, the green light u talking about is it d traffic light or which one...FTC...I dedicate this achievement to all the BATCH B 2014 corps members of Patigi LGA in Kwara state...dancing GODWIN.

starboy86:
Op sorry I did not truly get what u were trying to say...

Sorry, may be it wasn't referring to you. You can go to bed.

Just because a gal givs d green light doesn't mean u ve to date her.
Just lyk wen a dude gives d yellow light n ends up being ignored by a gal.

just in case

8. dem go laugh really hard even to ur dry jokes...weird beings

Super story

Bro evrything you've written is coret here
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Just show them money and you will experience automatic green light that will b brighter than their future

londongal03:
Super story

still awake searching for a thread to pollute again. SAMBISAGAL!

@ op I love the "yes sir ok sir " aspect.
There is this gurl I recently won her heart she now replies me with yes sir ok sir etc.
In addition :
# if you both chat, she constantly sends her pictures
# she be the first to ping atimes
# she ask for your advise b4 she makes some decisions
#she culd jokingly say " I no well well well " just to see how much u care or if at all ure interested
# she sends forwarded msgs that ends with " send to your loved once "
#she tells you things happening in her life like why she missed ur call or where she and her friends went to.
# she's always happy chatting with you, you can actually receive the signals..
Like this post if you've been receiving some of this signals
This page cannot contain me..
Boooo just pinged me

Jesus christ. You got me. Lolzzzz. Sooooo true. Hahahahahahaha. Guys sorry o. We are not really mean. Just really shy. Come on. Y expose us like that enusmith?

Gals can pretend eh

boboLIL:
Gals can pretend eh

To all those who knows me here on Nairaland my name is WARRIBLOOD aka K.O.W (the king of wordplay)
Rap battle forum..

Am from Delta state.. born And Bred In WARRI-City
But most of it all.. am a Musician.. been doing. This shitt for 5years na.

But bros.. no promoters mehn. alot of my guys some done run come Lagos because of this music stuff... hoping to blow like wizkid..

Because back here in waff town nobody cares about entertainment..imagine we were there when wizkid blew..
And now we are still here.. when korede bello blow..
Even lil kesh.. and now kiss Daniel.


Please don't get me wrong.. I ain't hating on them it's their luck.. but to you bro do you think we happy..


Enough said... just did this new tracklast week..?
Titled. TAP OUT people says its a hit track
PLEASE DOWNLOAD!!! https://www.nairaland.com/2452260/baba-god..when-go-take-blow#35872499

in case

True talk @ OP. Them girls be pretending like they have no feeling,but deep down they are catching feelings.

I dont need a green light to start the p, a yellow light would do just fine

M just here 2 read comments

Idpotter:
I dont need a green light to start the p, a yellow light would do just fine

True, green light is just an added advantage.I don't know why most ladies claim to be single especially when they meet a rich dude

pretydiva:
M just here 2 read comments

Hmm hmm...

dovelike:
Jesus christ. You got me. Lolzzzz. Sooooo true. Hahahahahahaha. Guys sorry o. We are not really mean. Just really shy. Come on. Y expose us like that enusmith?

Dearie, did I? Which are you guilty of?

londongal03:
Super story

You again sha :p

emusmith:


Dearie, did I? Which are you guilty of?

Lol. All

donholy28:
If them pass u ten times in d same minute and say hi each time dey pass...dem see u 4 street and dem must surely call u and trying to initiate body contact lyk searching ur pocket then dem go see u and dey ask u if u get...I still never see green light wey bright pass those ones

haha

dovelike:

Lol. All

Wow! Hope he is returning them?

Abeg who get BBcharger for here ? I need to charge something.













Lies.........

MsBliss:
lies

You again?