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Speak Correct English: All Toothpaste is not Maclean by Phonetikkks: 9:27pm On Jul 15, 2015
Hello Family! Hope all is well with you?

Some common phrases I've heard people say that are quite hilarious (I must say). Please avoid confusing "brand name" of items for their general names. It doesn't show how educated we've come. Here they are:

My favourite maggi cube is Knorr

•Knorr and Maggi are separate brands entirely. What you should say instead is "my favourite seasoning cube is Knorr"

The best maclean in the market now is Close-up maclean

•There's no such thing as "close-up maclean", it's either you mean Close-up, or you mean Maclean. Except, of course, you combine toothpastes lol.

Madam, apart from indomie, do you sell any other indomie?

• What exactly do you mean? Maybe other brands like Golden penny, O! and Mimi, right? Then what you should say is "do you sell other noodles apart from indomie".

Personally, I don't drink soft drinks without eating oily snacks undecided

•What's oily snacks? If you mean egg roll, doughnut, buns and puff puff, then the right word to use is pastries. "I don't enjoy soft drinks without a pastry" is what you should say.

Buy milk N150, and tea N100, put inside the akamu

•What's tea? Milo, Ovaltine and Bournvita are called beverages, not tea. Tea means something completely different (e.g Lipton tea bags, Top-tea bags).

Eating slice bread without ingredients in the middle is boring cry

•Ingredients like what? Okay I get it.......you mean (butter) margarine, jam and mayonnaise, right? Well they are called bread spreads.


My perfect breakfast is all those you soak inside plate

•Guessing you mean cornflakes, Golden mourn, Quaker oat, Fruit 'n' Fibre, custard, Rice Krispies, and garri? Well we call them cereal.


Lastly,

Every shirt is not Polo

Every insecticide is not Raid

Every phone is not android

And, every beef roll is not Gala!


I hope you learned something. Have a good evening and don't forget your sense of humour grin. God bless!

Follow "phonetikkks" for more lessons on proper speaking.
https://www.nairaland.com/2450443/fine-madam-oga-why-bad

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Re: Speak Correct English: All Toothpaste is not Maclean by donholy28(m): 9:32pm On Jul 15, 2015
u never enter rush hour shopping...u go speak badly by force or u come enter shop wr d trader no sabi wetin u dey talk
Re: Speak Correct English: All Toothpaste is not Maclean by freecocoa(f): 9:52pm On Jul 15, 2015
Like anyone really says "all those you soak inside plate"

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Re: Speak Correct English: All Toothpaste is not Maclean by ogogoromasta: 9:53pm On Jul 15, 2015
freecocoa:
Like anyone really says "all those you soak inside plate"


kiss kiss kiss kiss
Re: Speak Correct English: All Toothpaste is not Maclean by marshalcarter: 9:58pm On Jul 15, 2015
Lolzzzzzzz@dat indomie

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Re: Speak Correct English: All Toothpaste is not Maclean by philiancoop(m): 10:07pm On Jul 15, 2015
Ok. I don't commit those blunders
Re: Speak Correct English: All Toothpaste is not Maclean by tpiadotcom: 10:08pm On Jul 15, 2015
all things that go into the mouth and system.
Re: Speak Correct English: All Toothpaste is not Maclean by nmynae(f): 10:57pm On Jul 15, 2015
Every detergent is not "Omo"

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Re: Speak Correct English: All Toothpaste is not Maclean by Phonetikkks: 11:03pm On Jul 15, 2015
nmynae:
Every detergent is not "Omo"

Yeah true lol, nice one.
Re: Speak Correct English: All Toothpaste is not Maclean by Hila12(m): 8:44am On Jul 16, 2015
Na real close-up maclean lol
Re: Speak Correct English: All Toothpaste is not Maclean by Came: 9:02am On Jul 16, 2015
Na this grammar make driver carry one man pass where him wan stop, instead way him go speak wetin the conductor understand he dey say "I will alight at the next stop pls" some grammer are not allowed in some places pls.
Re: Speak Correct English: All Toothpaste is not Maclean by Phonetikkks: 9:52am On Jul 16, 2015
Came:
Na this grammar make driver carry one man pass where him wan stop, instead way him go speak wetin the conductor understand he dey say "I will alight at the next stop pls" some grammer are not allowed in some places pls.

I understand your point, but I wasn't focusing on "place" really. I meant people who speak these on a normal day and still think it's correct.

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Re: Speak Correct English: All Toothpaste is not Maclean by Nobody: 10:21am On Jul 16, 2015
Hmmmmm.. so knor and maggi are two different things? Thought knorr is a kind of maggi grin grin

Issorait....

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Re: Speak Correct English: All Toothpaste is not Maclean by Phonetikkks: 2:35pm On Jul 16, 2015
donholy28:
u never enter rush hour shopping...u go speak badly by force or u come enter shop wr d trader no sabi wetin u dey talk

Lol
Re: Speak Correct English: All Toothpaste is not Maclean by Sweetlily2819(f): 2:59pm On Jul 16, 2015
Pls,what is the right word to used,For examples i want to eat/suck/lick orange.Eat or lick ice cream which is correct.
Re: Speak Correct English: All Toothpaste is not Maclean by pretydiva(f): 8:43pm On Jul 16, 2015
Sweetlily2819:
Pls,what is the right word to used,For examples i want to eat/suck/lick orange.Eat or lick ice cream which is correct.
u eat ice cream n orange
Re: Speak Correct English: All Toothpaste is not Maclean by pretydiva(f): 8:43pm On Jul 16, 2015
Nice 1 op
Re: Speak Correct English: All Toothpaste is not Maclean by Phonetikkks: 11:54pm On Jul 16, 2015
pretydiva:
Nice 1 op

Thanks.
Re: Speak Correct English: All Toothpaste is not Maclean by Phonetikkks: 12:11am On Jul 17, 2015
Sweetlily2819:
Pls,what is the right word to used,For examples i want to eat/suck/lick orange.Eat or lick ice cream which is correct.

Technically, they are all correct.

"Suck" and "lick" just go further to describe the manner (or method ) employed. Just like someone saying "I want to swallow pounded yam", very correct.

But I prefer using "eat", just because it sounds better. Let's go eat some ice cream Sweetlily! wink
Re: Speak Correct English: All Toothpaste is not Maclean by Phonetikkks: 12:13am On Jul 17, 2015
pretydiva:
u eat ice cream n orange

Yeah, sounds better.
Re: Speak Correct English: All Toothpaste is not Maclean by IceDude(m): 6:50am On Jul 17, 2015
MarvellousGod:
Hmmmmm.. so knor and maggi are two different things? Thought knorr is a kind of maggi grin grin

Issorait....
Hahahahahaha, Chai! Nigerians!
Re: Speak Correct English: All Toothpaste is not Maclean by Phonetikkks: 12:48pm On Jul 17, 2015
tpiadotcom:
all things that go into the mouth and system.

Lol for a change
Re: Speak Correct English: All Toothpaste is not Maclean by Nobody: 1:46pm On Jul 17, 2015
So how do you send somebody from your hood to buy omo for you, huh? "" Please buy me omo detergent tongue embarassed"""" sounds too upper class na.
Re: Speak Correct English: All Toothpaste is not Maclean by Sweetlily2819(f): 1:48pm On Jul 17, 2015
Phonetikkks:


Technically, they are all correct.

"Suck" and "lick" just go further to describes the manner (or method ) employed. Just like someone saying "I want to swallow pounded yam", very correct.

But I prefer using "eat", just because it sounds better. Let's go eat some ice cream Sweetlily! wink
thanks
Re: Speak Correct English: All Toothpaste is not Maclean by sexymoma(f): 4:11pm On Jul 17, 2015
Abok1 gimme Omo grin
Re: Speak Correct English: All Toothpaste is not Maclean by Phonetikkks: 7:04pm On Jul 17, 2015
sexymoma:
Abok1 gimme Omo grin

Lol
Re: Speak Correct English: All Toothpaste is not Maclean by Phonetikkks: 8:41am On Jul 18, 2015
LadyFiona:
So how do you send somebody from your hood to buy omo for you, huh? "" Please buy me omo detergent tongue embarassed"""" sounds too upper class na.

We all want to be upper class someday, don't we? Lol

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Re: Speak Correct English: All Toothpaste is not Maclean by kurlarday: 1:40pm On Jul 18, 2015
Phonetikkks:
Hello Family! Hope all is well with you?

Some common phrases I've heard people say that are quite hilarious (I must say). Please avoid confusing "brand name" of items for their general names. It doesn't show how educated we've come. Here they are:

My favourite maggi cube is Knorr

•Knorr and Maggi are separate brands entirely. What you should say instead is "my favourite seasoning cube is Knorr"

The best maclean in the market now is Close-up maclean

•There's no such thing as "close-up maclean", it's either you mean Close-up, or you mean Maclean. Except, of course, you combine toothpastes lol.

Madam, apart from indomie, do you sell any other indomie?

• What exactly do you mean? Maybe other brands like Golden penny, O! and Mimi, right? Then what you should say is "do you sell other noodles apart from indomie".

Personally, I don't drink soft drinks without eating oily snacks undecided

•What's oily snacks? If you mean egg roll, doughnut, buns and puff puff, then the right word to use is pastries. "I don't enjoy soft drinks without a pastry" is what you should say.

Buy milk N150, and tea N100, put inside the akamu

•What's tea? Milo, Ovaltine and Bournvita are called beverages, not tea. Tea means something completely different (e.g Lipton tea bags, Top-tea bags).

Eating slice bread without ingredients in the middle is boring cry

•Ingredients like what? Okay I get it.......you mean (butter) margarine, jam and mayonnaise, right? Well they are called bread spreads.


My perfect breakfast is all those you soak inside plate

•Guessing you mean cornflakes, Golden mourn, Quaker oat, Fruit 'n' Fibre, custard, Rice Krispies, and garri? Well we call them cereal.


Lastly,

Every shirt is not Polo

Every insecticide is not Raid

Every phone is not android

And, every beef roll is not Gala!


I hope you learned something? Have a good evening and don't forget your sense of humour grin. God bless!

Follow "phonetikkks" for more lessons on proper speaking.
https://www.nairaland.com/2450443/fine-madam-oga-why-bad

@OP you are not expected to use a question mark when you 'hope'. It is just an expression of what you hope, not a question.

Now, I hope you have learnt something.













Re: Speak Correct English: All Toothpaste is not Maclean by kurlarday: 1:41pm On Jul 18, 2015
@OP you are not expected to use a question mark when you 'hope'. It is just an expression of what you hope, not a question.

Now, I hope you have learnt something.

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Re: Speak Correct English: All Toothpaste is not Maclean by Phonetikkks: 2:13pm On Jul 18, 2015
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Re: Speak Correct English: All Toothpaste is not Maclean by Phonetikkks: 2:14pm On Jul 18, 2015
kurlarday:
@OP you are not expected to use a question mark when you 'hope'. It is just an expression of what you hope, not a question.

Now, I hope you have learnt something.

Yeah you're right. Taken.
Re: Speak Correct English: All Toothpaste is not Maclean by budiliscious(f): 2:18pm On Jul 18, 2015
Phonetikkks:


Yeah you're right. Taken.


Do you speak/write in British English or American English? My advice; please stick to one. Use 'Yes' instead of 'yeah'.

I hope you have just learnt something. wink

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